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Venting I got into a fist fight with my Grandma

I refuse to believe this post is real until I see a picture of your physique with a timestamp
 
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everyone scrolled past this self dox. black granny explains it
 
I do believe you because my mom gives me a fair fist fight. She´s too strong to be a woman since I got into fist fights with women before and I won with ease.
is your mom a bodybuilder?:shock::shock::shock:
 
next time leg sweep that geriatric whore and stomp her throat
 
Since the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much. :cryfeels:

When you get slammed on the floor, you should take them down with you.

And for next time, to improve punching power, bare minimum lean on knuckles while watching tv or doing nothing. Ideally, knuckle push ups, knuckle push ups, and more knuckle push ups.
 
When you get slammed on the floor, you should take them down with you.

And for next time, to improve punching power, bare minimum lean on knuckles while watching tv or doing nothing. Ideally, knuckle push ups, knuckle push ups, and more knuckle push ups.
Good advice, thanks. :feelsokman:
 
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha: Wtf, I literally can't imagine getting into a fist fight with my grandma.

Then again, neither of my grandmas has ever made fun of me for being a virgin. Their only reaction to me being a single, childless loser has been immeasurable disappointment. :fuk:
 
Since the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much. :cryfeels:
Fake, gay and larp 1000% say chess for the Screenshot.
 
A well-deserved penalty.
 
I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much.
Yeah, I've gotten mogged by family members. What's next? Are you going to stay at your cousins' for a while until things blow over?
 
Yeah, I've gotten mogged by family members. What's next? Are you going to stay at your cousins' for a while until things blow over?
I've been there for a couple of days and my family doesn't take me seriously any more.
 
I've been there for a couple of days and my family doesn't take me seriously any more.
Shit - I hope things get better for you. Better to hold onto cope than to LDAR outright :feelsbadman:
 
You mean they don't fear you?
Nope, I'm even more of a fucking joke to them. And I can't go back to my parent's place, because my brother heard about it too, and he'll surely bully the fuck out of me.
 
Nope, I'm even more of a fucking joke to them. And I can't go back to my parent's place, because my brother heard about it too, and he'll surely bully the fuck out of me.
Normie bullies are a joke. Are they expect you to beat your grandmother?
 
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If you are incel, everyone around you will hate you
 
larp. is ur grandma a pro wrestler or what
 
Since the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much. :cryfeels:
grandmamogged
 
Since the past month she has been making remarks about my Inceldom, and has even made fun of me at the family reunion for being a virgin. When she insinuated I was gay, I punched her hard and told her to shut the fuck up. She thinks just that because she's my Grandma she can say those things. She hit me back pretty hard, and I tried gripping her but she slammed me on the floor before I could do anything. I tried to get up but the bitch kept kicking me in the ribcage. I'm at my cousins house now, because she kicked me out. I hate my life so much. :cryfeels:
bro u lost a fight against an old women :ahegao::ahegao::ahegao: workout then whip the bitch
 
this thread is so fucking fake but hilarious.thanks for the laughs man. i can't stop imaginaing a 70 year old black granny bodyslamming a young kid and then kicking the shit out of him like this is wwe or something.top kek
 
this thread is so fucking fake but hilarious.thanks for the laughs man. i can't stop imaginaing a 70 year old black granny bodyslamming a young kid and then kicking the shit out of him like this is wwe or something.top kek
Exactly. Hilarious
 
:feelshaha: My Grandma Beat Me Up.
 
Sorry brocel, If not larp. It’s hard getting kicked out of a place :fuk:
 

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