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D. B. Gooner

D. B. Gooner

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... By a weird old nigga. I sit at the park all day every day hoping a person my age, hopefully a woman will by some miracle find a reason to talk to me. But this old guy prob late 70s is the only one that ever talks to me. We have talked like 6-7 times by now overthe past 5 months.

He always recognizes me but doesn't remember a single thing about me, he always asks me what my job is and I have to tell him I'm a student who has never had a job every single time. This time he asked me for my number to call me some time and catch up with me, I told him I hate phone calls but he insisted because I look like a "serious and good, well-behaved guy". So I gave in. I do have great manners, I talk really respectfully, but it's not something I'm proud of, I feel as if those manners were enforced on me as a kid and I hate the shaming that comes along with talking to people the way they should be talked to. Most people don't deserve any respect.

Then the old nigga tells me last night he went to some older ladies place and took something, and pulled out a porno magazine. I told him you gotta try out the interwebs, he said "you gotta show it to me sometime, I can't ask my daughters." Then he just dipped.

He also casually insulted me one time, I told him I was 22, he was shocked and said "I thought you were 14". That is deffo an insult, but as I am neither a framelet nor manlet Im choosing to take it as a compliment. I know it all sounds sus af, but I don't think he's a faggot creep, I just think he's a typical weird balkan drunkard.
 
Be careful he might be a homosexual looking to engage in homosexual acts
 
Be careful he might be a homosexual looking to engage in homosexual acts
He seems almost mentally slow. Probably just hyper low-IQ. I'm not worried about him being a fag, he can't do anything to me, I could kill him in 1 blow. Plus he's religious and has daughters/grandkids.
 
You hope that a foid will to you? Fakecel.
If you haven't at the very least talked to a food first to ask her out, then you can't call yourself a truecel.
 
You hope that a foid will to you? Fakecel.
If you haven't at the very least talked to a food first to ask her out, then you can't call yourself a truecel.
Yes, I can
 
Almost certainly has dementia, show him that internet porn though he needs it, make a thread where all the biggest gooners here can send in their reccomendations for him
 
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I was about to call you a fakecel
 
and pulled out a porno magazine. I told him you gotta try out the interwebs, he said "you gotta show it to me sometime, I can't ask my daughters." Then he just dipped.
Based gooner
 
Almost certainly has dementia, show him that internet porn though he needs it, make a thread where all the biggest gooners here can send in their reccomendations for him
That will be the only thing he remembers
 
He's probably a faggot
 
... By a weird old nigga. I sit at the park all day every day hoping a person my age, hopefully a woman will by some miracle find a reason to talk to me. But this old guy prob late 70s is the only one that ever talks to me. We have talked like 6-7 times by now overthe past 5 months.

He always recognizes me but doesn't remember a single thing about me, he always asks me what my job is and I have to tell him I'm a student who has never had a job every single time. This time he asked me for my number to call me some time and catch up with me, I told him I hate phone calls but he insisted because I look like a "serious and good, well-behaved guy". So I gave in. I do have great manners, I talk really respectfully, but it's not something I'm proud of, I feel as if those manners were enforced on me as a kid and I hate the shaming that comes along with talking to people the way they should be talked to. Most people don't deserve any respect.

Then the old nigga tells me last night he went to some older ladies place and took something, and pulled out a porno magazine. I told him you gotta try out the interwebs, he said "you gotta show it to me sometime, I can't ask my daughters." Then he just dipped.

He also casually insulted me one time, I told him I was 22, he was shocked and said "I thought you were 14". That is deffo an insult, but as I am neither a framelet nor manlet Im choosing to take it as a compliment. I know it all sounds sus af, but I don't think he's a faggot creep, I just think he's a typical weird balkan drunkard.
If you aren’t a manlet, how tall are you?
 

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