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JFL I'm finally taking revenge on my online friend. He can't take it anymore I think

andrej

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Remember when I wrote a thread about my online friend who has no other friends than me so he constantly spams me with voice messages all day? Today I decided not to block him, but to mentally destroy him in his own game. Since the ignore tehnique didn't work because he would send voice messages even when I didn't reply to him, I decided to play his own game. Yesterday he sent me around 40 voice messages which took him an hour and today he sent me another 30. Instead of listening to all voice messages like usual and replying with just my own text which he can read in 2 seconds and form a 3 minute voice message reply, I myself responded to every single voice message with my own voice messages that are each 2.5 minutes long approximately. Go calculate it yourself, it took me about 3 hours of my total time to send him all those messages and even to listen to his own ones. I watched him today as he desperately tried to reply to every single voice message, and while he was replying to those voice messages I would immediately hop into the convo and reply to his replies with even longer voice messages to always make him feel like he is in a trap. It's a game of race where he can never win because I'm always a step ahead. He tried various methods such as replying to a 0.43 minute and a 2.53 minute voice message within a span of 27:37-27:37 which is impossible even if you listen to the voice messages at 2x speed. I confronted him about it so that he can't use this method and guilt tripped him by saying that he needs to listen to my voice messages because I fully listened to his voice messages. Now he resorted to another method to try and take a break which is lying that his phone needs to be charged. Upon returning from the break he tried to follow up with me but he was devestated when he saw that I already replied to his own replies while he wasn't even on the half end of the first swarm of my voice messages. Now he tried another tehnique which is thunderstorm warning to not use his phone and since tomorrow is monday he will try to ignore me for that whole day and wait for those sunday afternoon voice messages to dissappear due to a timer of 24 hours we have set, but I've already outsmarted him. While he is trying those methods I already forwarded all the messages from the afternoon so that he can't give an excuse that they got deleted. I think he could outpace me tomorrow though because tomorrow is a work day where the manager said we will probably stay from morning to evening, so that frightens me a little. I was already supossed to be asleep because of work but I don't care I'm willing to risk sleep and my own health just to beat this guy. I have no life and I'm an ego maniac. One time when another online friend tried to surpass me in a Roblox One Piece pirate kill game I've gotten a fever because I played for around 18 hours every day and only slept for 6 hours, so don't fuck with me when it comes to that. But since I had school that online friend with easy school could also grind for 18 hours so I asked my friend to go surpass him because my friend also had easy school. My friend used exploits and started flexing on both him and ME, which made me furious. His PC was soon full of trojans though, so in the end he didn't win over me or him at all because his PC got slower over an exploit.

Am I crazy? Yes I am and I don't care. You might not think it's that serious but it absolutely is. I also don't care if no one reads this thread. I'm just going to express myself here and make him quit those psychological games. If I don't win this way, I'll have to admit my loss and block him, but blocking him means that he succeeded with the spam, and I want him to quit at his own game. It absolutely is this serious and I don't care if I'm not normal
 
Dude... paragraphs please
 
This is some death note shit
 
Some of you guys are giga autists jfl. I don't have the patience to play these retarded games :feelskek:
 
Lol
Not to offense, but you're kinda weird
 
Bro's playing 4d chess with some fellow tist on discord
 

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