I got an incel-friendly job

[Mr Joyboy]

...as a loss prevention officer.

My workday consists of going to a grocery/department/clothing/bookstore and milling around undercover waiting for a crackhead to put something down their pants, arresting them outside the store, then turning them over to the cops. I work alone and unsupervised, and dont have to talk to anyone unless I'm busting them. Not a bad row for an incel to hoe.

 

[FaceandHFD]

sounds fun

 

[Incellectual]

Sounds like a pretty sick gig

 

[Mainländer]

Me too. NEET.

Yours is away too low inhib to me.

 

[fOreVER]

Sounds good

 

[Guest2]

Post stories about busting teen foids shoplifting. I need some lifefuel lately.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

Post stories about busting teen foids shoplifting. I need some lifefuel lately.

this

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Post stories about busting teen foids shoplifting. I need some lifefuel lately.

A few days ago I got a 20 year old tattoo girl who filled a prescription for slut pills (paid) then tried to steal a box of Eggos. It's my company's policy to have a female store staff member wait with the LP and arrestee for the cops when it's Male LP/Female thief situation, so no shoplyfter action.

 

[lastchancel]

post updates or didn't happen

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

Ever been offered a bj or more by a foid to let them go?

I'm sure there's a porno about that somewhere

 

[Guest2]

A few days ago I got a 20 year old tattoo girl who filled a prescription for slut pills (paid) then tried to steal a box of Eggos. It's my company's policy to have a female store staff member wait with the LP and arrestee for the cops when it's Male LP/Female thief situation, so no shoplyfter action.

Blackmail or volcel

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Me too. NEET.

Yours is away too low inhib to me.

Following someone around a store and peeking up aisles at them can feel very awkward in front of other customers, and putting someone under citizens arrest with no uniform or cuffs can be stressful... the following part is hard, especially when you're still leveling stealth.

 

[IronMike]

Blackmail foids to do stuff for you and you will let then go

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Blackmail or volcel

Male LPs dont get to be alone with female arrestees, but yeah.

 

[StaroRavager]

I wish I could've done that but not even Walmart wanted to hire me

 

[Curious0]

...as a loss prevention officer.

My workday consists of going to a grocery/department/clothing/bookstore and milling around undercover waiting for a crackhead to put something down their pants, arresting them outside the store, then turning them over to the cops. I work alone and unsupervised, and dont have to talk to anyone unless I'm busting them. Not a bad row for an incel to hoe.

Coincidentally, I watched a video about these guys yesterday. They all looked like incels actually.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

That seems to require a fairly low inhibition. Lots of incels dont fufill it.

 

[Moustachcel]

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Coincidentally, I watched a video about these guys yesterday. They all looked like incels actually.

Link?

 

[AntiPain]

Congratulations man, hope you like it.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

That actually sounds like a fun job

 

[Mr Joyboy]

That actually sounds like a fun job

Busting someone feels great, and it usually takes a few hours for the cops to show up so I get to just chill and read while I keep an eye on the dirtbag.

Not seeing any action or, worse, knowing someone stole on me when I haven't made the requisite observations to justify arresting them sucks. Grocery stole managers also tend to be miserable douchebags who expect you to stop people from eating grapes

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Great job, my favourite job so far was working night shifts in a department store. Putting in headphones and walking around an empty store is comfy af.

 

[Darth Incel]

...as a loss prevention officer.

My workday consists of going to a grocery/department/clothing/bookstore and milling around undercover waiting for a crackhead to put something down their pants, arresting them outside the store, then turning them over to the cops. I work alone and unsupervised, and dont have to talk to anyone unless I'm busting them. Not a bad row for an incel to hoe.

Cool. I work alone in a big coliseum just cleaning carpets all night.

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Great job, my favourite job so far was working night shifts in a department store. Putting in headphones and walking around an empty store is comfy af.

I need to upgrade my shoes and get wireless earbuds.

 

[Miro Chad]

It isn't a inceljob at all.

 

[Rice Cel]

Working as security can be good too if you're at least average height with good frame

 

[acnescarcel]

let us come jack from ur store br0

 

[Blacktarpill]

How is the salary?

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Working as security can be good too if you're at least average height with good frame

I'm a tallcel and that definitely makes this job harder. Helps with arresting though (I guess).

 

[Rice Cel]

I'm a tallcel and that definitely makes this job harder. Helps with arresting though (I guess).

Thought being taller would make a security job easier? Isn't it easier to intimidate people?

 

[Mr Joyboy]

How is the salary?

16/hr but I'm new and can get raised to 19 if I keep at it. Not great but probably all that's in the cards for me.

Thought being taller would make a security job easier? Isn't it easier to intimidate people?

I need to see people select, conceal, and exit with an item without spooking them. All the sneaking and peeking is hard with a larger body.

 

[Mudkiper42]

Post stories about busting teen foids shoplifting. I need some lifefuel lately.

Plz

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Plz

Contra pornhub, it's not cute girls stealing stuff (at least where I am), but rather crackheads and bums. I got a nice looking 40 something lady at a bookstore, but that's not business as usual.

 

[cope_over_rope]

Do you identify specific targets and follow them around waiting? If so how do you identify potential perps? Or do store owners / managers tip you off? Or do you just wait til you see something shady go down then swoop?

 

[The Abyss]

Didn't that used to be called security guard? What did you require to land that job?

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Do you identify specific targets and follow them around waiting? If so how do you identify potential perps? Or do store owners / managers tip you off? Or do you just wait til you see something shady go down then swoop?

I have to pick targets and follow them, since I can't scan the entire store all the time. So I'll hang out by pricey/steal able items, and look for someone selecting a high dollar value or merch, someone with nervous/vigilant body language, someone with a bag, or just a generally sketchy looking person and keep my eyes on them.

Didn't that used to be called security guard? What did you require to land that job?

It's plainclothes, and I dont do any other security functions, I just arrest/spook away shoplifters. I do need a security licence to do it, though.

 

[The Abyss]

I have to pick targets and follow them, since I can't scan the entire store all the time. So I'll hang out by pricey/steal able items, and look for someone selecting a high dollar value or merch, someone with nervous/vigilant body language, someone with a bag, or just a generally sketchy looking person and keep my eyes on them.

It's plainclothes, and I dont do any other security functions, I just arrest/spook away shoplifters. I do need a security licence to do it, though.

What are the requirements for security license, some sort of course, self defense background, fill in some paperwork?

 

[SilentSoup]

Sounds interesting. Do you ever get scared confronting criminals (like what if one of them pulled a knife or gun on you?)

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Sounds interesting. Do you ever get scared confronting criminals (like what if one of them pulled a knife or gun on you?)

I'm pretty new at it and I've only been part of 5 arrests (3 of which were training with a partner), I had to wrestle one crackhead but he didn't put up much of a fight. If someone pulls a weapon I'm not messing with them, and no one expects me to.

Seeing someone steal, getting on their tail, then confronting and arresting them is a heart pounding experience regardless of how sketchy the person seems.

What are the requirements for security license, some sort of course, self defense background, fill in some paperwork?

Where I am, a multiple choice test, which is easy, and a background check. For the job itself I put my submission rasslin' experience on my resume, and they said they hired me cuz I seem smart.

 

[Mr Joyboy]

let us come jack from ur store br0

You can jack off in my store, but no stealing.

 

[ColdPillow]

woot

 

[Arentheal]

woo fucking hoo
only if there is 0 interation
with others

 

[Mr Joyboy]

woo fucking hoo
only if there is 0 interation
with others

Only NEETs can know that life, and I can't be a NEET.

 

[Arentheal]

you earn more being neat than min wage

 

[K.Y.Vocel]

Blackmail foids to do stuff for you and you will let then go

and then get metoo'd on sounds smart.

 

[Hikari]

Sounds like a pretty sick gig

inb4 it’s a fake job and he just does this for fun

 

[Mr Joyboy]

inb4 it’s a fake job and he just does this for fun

LOL, I'd totally bust crackheads for free, but all the hours of standing around not so much.
You know, my legs are tired and I really, really hate women.

 

[Mr Joyboy]

Hiding among the rutabagas.

 

[Clock Tower]

they wouldn't hire manlets would they