Serious I fantasize about roping and God giving me a second chance in life to start over

[Edmund_Kemper]

And I start over with all the knowledge and lessons from my previous life. As a result, I get A+ grades in elementary school because I already know basic math and I have good social skills that I learned from etc

so my life is on cheat codes as an autist, so I can function relatively neurotypically

 

[Mainländer]

No second chances after death, my friend. Just go to heaven theory, it'll be better than life as a Chad.

 

[RollD20]

Isekai life would be fun
But unlikely, probably you’d just die.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Isekaimaxxin

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

And I start over with all the knowledge and lessons from my previous life. As a result, I get A+ grades in elementary school because I already know basic math and I have good social skills that I learned from etc

so my life is on cheat codes as an autist, so I can function relatively neurotypically

If reincarnation is real, you will still forget all your memories. It's over

 

[Quarantined]

I feel like my anxiety masks my ADHD which masks my autism.

 

[Eschewcel]

I'd do it, even if my death is after 24h of torture tbqh.
Can't be worse tbh, even living in a shithole with decent genetic would be better than my shitty life on trash-tier genetics.

 

[Idotms]

No second chances after death, my friend. Just go to heaven theory, it'll be better than life as a Chad.

 

[epillepsy]

that's New Game+ theory. it means the world is a simulation RPG but you have to "beat the game" first through a "correct" death.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

2nd chance, this time as a 5'2 balding Indian janitor

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

No second chances after death, my friend. Just go to heaven theory, it'll be better than life as a Chad.

Heaven would be awesome

If reincarnation is real, you will still forget all your memories. It's over

god would give me memories of my previous life so I can learn and fix my mistakes

 

[Mainländer]

Heaven would be awesome

Just believe in Christ and His sacrifice and you're going there.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

2nd chance, this time as a 5'2 balding Indian janitor

That’s a much worse life

 

[_realist_]

Cut off someone’s head, use it as a dart board and scream at it for hours instead.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Cut off someone’s head, use it as a dart board and scream at it for hours instead.

I’ve done it

 

[_realist_]

I’ve done it

Hopefully more than once.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Hopefully more than once.

When I kill myself I wonder if I’ll find joy after my death

 

[dirtykombatcel]

Not delusional enough to properly fantasize about that. Though I hope I will be at some point.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Not delusional enough to properly fantasize about that. Though I hope I will be at some point.

I wonder if I have any type of power

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

god would give me memories of my previous life so I can learn and fix my mistakes

cope, he wants us to suffer. otherwise he wouldn't have made us into subhumans

 

[Deleted member 236]

I fantasise restarting my life from age 17 or before every day. It's a standard mind cope.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I fantasise restarting my life from age 17 or before every day. It's a standard mind cope.

If I had the master sword I could travel back 7 years to 10th grade and MAYBE I’d have time left to fix life (maybe I’d have to start back to the very start of 9th grade for that)

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Keep fantasizing then

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Keep fantasizing then

 

[Deleted member 236]

If I had the master sword I could travel back 7 years to 10th grade and MAYBE I’d have time left to fix life (maybe I’d have to start back to the very start of 9th grade for that)

I'd probably go back as far as I could. To when cognisance begins. I'd have more time to plan and work on what needs to be done. And I'd get to enjoy the only happy period of my life again, pre-puberty. It's such a good fantasy. You could do everything perfectly. But I also know I'm so fucking lazy that I'd just fuck it all up again.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I'd probably go back as far as I could. To when cognisance begins. I'd have more time to plan and work on what needs to be done. And I'd get to enjoy the only happy period of my life again, pre-puberty. It's such a good fantasy. You could do everything perfectly. But I also know I'm so fucking lazy that I'd just fuck it all up again.

I never even got to enjoy college, just the first 18 years of my life. before college, being incel isn't so bad, and i got to have friends before college. inceldom and having 0 friends to make is a nightmare i dealt with in college.

 

[Deleted member 28148]

no starting over for your face

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

no starting over for your face

I’m a normie with mentalceldom

 

[Deleted member 28148]

I’m a normie with mentalceldom

brutal except i'm ugly AND autistic

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

brutal except i'm ugly AND autistic

It gets worse in college

 

[Deleted member 28148]

It gets worse in college

fuarkkk

 

[Indari]

imagine wanting to live twice. as if once wasnt bad enough

 

[_realist_]

Life is endless torment.

 

[Total Imbecile]

I sometimes fantasize about killing myself and God showing me that I wouldve head a gf in a year but now I cant because Im dead

And then I just end up beating myself over it

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I sometimes fantasize about killing myself and God showing me that I wouldve head a gf in a year but now I cant because Im dead

And then I just end up beating myself over it

At this rate I think I might lose it in my late 20s at best (if I lose it at all and I bet I won’t lose my virginity)

 

[erenyeager]

cope, he wants us to suffer. otherwise he wouldn't have made us into subhumans

 

[Iwanttolive]

I fantasize about Buddhism being right and my atman fusing with the oneness of the universe after I die and ceasing to exist, however I certainly didn't lead a righteous enough life for that to happen.

 

[Deleted member 236]

I never even got to enjoy college, just the first 18 years of my life. before college, being incel isn't so bad, and i got to have friends before college. inceldom and having 0 friends to make is a nightmare i dealt with in college.

Similar for me. I just used to ditch classes, go to the gym and/or go home and watch movies.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Similar for me. I just used to ditch classes, go to the gym and/or go home and watch movies.

I’m now depressed because nobody goes out and has fun anymore after college.

 

[Deleted member 236]

I’m now depressed because nobody goes out and has fun anymore after college.

Goes out = goes out and gets drunk?

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Goes out = goes out and gets drunk?

Or goes to music fests, parties, bar hopping, big groups of friends who hang out at home, etc

 

[Deleted member 236]

Or goes to music fests, parties, bar hopping, big groups of friends who hang out at home, etc

Oh, I never experienced any of that.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Oh, I never experienced any of that.

neither did i. its awful

 

[Deleted member 236]

neither did i. its awful

Fuck it. I don't care anymore. It's all abstract shit imposed by society.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Fuck it. I don't care anymore. It's all abstract shit imposed by society.

i still care and i'm 23. now i'm quarantined

 

[Deleted member 236]

i still care and i'm 23. now i'm quarantined

The only solution is to learn not to care.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

The only solution is to learn not to care.

That’s impossible

 

[Deleted member 236]

That’s impossible

It comes with age. But I wish I'd done it when I was younger. All that matters is satisfying your own desires. Fuck what society thinks of you or demands of you.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

It comes with age. But I wish I'd done it when I was younger. All that matters is satisfying your own desires. Fuck what society thinks of you or demands of you.

Society is evil. They literally just boss us around and force us into things

 

[your personality]

Second chances are cope if you are reborn with the same looks.