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It's Over how the hell do i get a girlfriend

last_man

last_man

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i've been hugging my pillow all day and i've jacked off six times, i can't deal with the loneliness anymore. if the rest of my life is going to like this i'd rather be dead tbh
 
You simply don't.
 
4 showers, be confident, and develop a great personality....
Or be born with above average genetics.
 
Just rope, bro. It's over.
 
i've been hugging my pillow all day and i've jacked off six times, i can't deal with the loneliness anymore. if the rest of my life is going to like this i'd rather be dead tbh
How the fuck can you jerk off 6 times in a day? I dont even like it the 3rd time anymore
 
If we knew a way, we wouldn't be here, i guess.
 
How the fuck can you jerk off 6 times in a day? I dont even like it the 3rd time anymore

fucking lol at your testosterone levels

i do it AT THE VERY LEAST 8 times a day.
 
fucking lol at your testosterone levels

i do it AT THE VERY LEAST 8 times a day.
Fucking lol at your emotions. Jerking off 8 times only tells me you arent even in control of your own mind...instinct has taken over. Its over for animalcels :lul:
 
easy bro, run rape game
or refugee game
 
Just gain confidence, work on your personality, clean yourself, join a club, and youll have a gf in no time
 
i've been hugging my pillow all day and i've jacked off six times, i can't deal with the loneliness anymore. if the rest of my life is going to like this i'd rather be dead tbh
Step 1 talk to a girl
Step 2 find common ground of discussion
Step 3 ask her out on a date if step two applies.
 
You don't. That's why you are here.
 
Be good looking and have good genetics.
 
1. Be good-looking
2. Exist

Most incels fail at step 1
 
Q. How old are the girls?
A. Our girls range from 18-60 years old

An old hag has more smv than you.

I wish I was smart to run a scam like that.
 

"Q. Is this the same as an escort service?
A. No, absolutely not. Firstly, we do not condone any illegal or sexual activity in exchange for money. Secondly, our girlfriends are meant to make you feel like you have a real girlfriend, not just a one-time transaction exchange as you would with an escort. A girlfriend for hire is definitely not the same as hiring an escort."

So basically you pay a whore and you don't even get to fuck her?

Who the hell pays for shit like this? Why aren't they out of business? What kind of people enable this scam to propser?
 
"Q. Is this the same as an escort service?
A. No, absolutely not. Firstly, we do not condone any illegal or sexual activity in exchange for money. Secondly, our girlfriends are meant to make you feel like you have a real girlfriend, not just a one-time transaction exchange as you would with an escort. A girlfriend for hire is definitely not the same as hiring an escort."

So basically you pay a whore and you don't even get to fuck her?

Who the hell pays for shit like this? Why aren't they out of business? What kind of people enable this scam to propser?
There probably is a lot of escorting going on through that service actually l, but the reason it exists is because men are desperate for female contact.
 
1: Be good looking.
2: Don't be ugly.
3: Have status
4: Have money
How the fuck can you jerk off 6 times in a day? I dont even like it the 3rd time anymore

@whogivesafucc faps 11-13 times a day.
 
Just take a shower bro
 
just take 6 showers before you go out theory
 
if you're reading this forum its already way too late for you buddy, ugly or not.

Despite what some of the lookism fundamentalists here say, you NEED a base level of NT to get a gf, and you've permentanly lost that by being involved in this community, and most deep internet communities for that matter
 

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