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Have you served in the military


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I’ve seen @Vector2800 and a few others who’s names I can’t remember. It seems like there are a lot more but I can’t confirm OFF

Considering this forum is for truecels would you reckon that there’s a correlation between being truecel and a soldier?
 
Not the military but I will serve well in the Incel Revolution
 
Maybe some Ukro/Ruscels from trenches would sit here, but i suppose they're instantly turned into minced meat at their first day of service.
 
Maybe some Ukro/Ruscels from trenches would sit here, but i suppose they're instantly turned into minced meat at their first day of service.
Postmodern warfare is so gay
 
I'm a reserved lieutenant in my country war ready if called
 
I'm a reserved lieutenant in my country war ready if called
Ready to deliver the most exquisite deepfakes to boost morale among the troops
 
Mm, I don't know. I was wondering if I should join the military just for the sake of the benefits that it provides—especially since I'm fresh out of high school. I don't really want to help protect the society that has looked down on me for being an incel, but I would absolutely defend this country if it needed it. I'm also not too keen on dying for Jizzrael's sake.

Still though, I have thought about it—even though it's unlikely I'd ever actually go through with it.
 
Mm, I don't know. I was wondering if I should join the military just for the sake of the benefits that it provides—especially since I'm fresh out of high school. I don't really want to help protect the society that has looked down on me for being an incel, but I would absolutely defend this country if it needed it. I'm also not too keen on dying for Jizzrael's sake.

Still though, I have thought about it—even though it's unlikely I'd ever actually go through with it.
You should only join to get free training and money, going into combat is incredibly cucked
 
Mm, I don't know. I was wondering if I should join the military just for the sake of the benefits that it provides—especially since I'm fresh out of high school. I don't really want to help protect the society that has looked down on me for being an incel, but I would absolutely defend this country if it needed it. I'm also not too keen on dying for Jizzrael's sake.

Still though, I have thought about it—even though it's unlikely I'd ever actually go through with it.
You could try and join and ask for a non combat role, just don’t try to join army or Marin’s since they’re usually the ones that go first whenever wartime happens.

USCG, USAF, and NAVY are your best bet to get the less likelihood of seeing combat.

Unless you become a medical corpsman at the NAVY and get greensided means that you’ll join up with the marines as their doctor pretty much.
 
You should only join to get free training and money, going into combat is incredibly cucked
One wasn't familiar with the process. I thought you had to stay for a certain amount of years, and that you get deployed somewhere in the world...
 
You could try and join and ask for a non combat role, just don’t try to join army or Marin’s since they’re usually the ones that go first whenever wartime happens.

USCG, USAF, and NAVY are your best bet to get the less likelihood of seeing combat.

Unless you become a medical corpsman at the NAVY and get greensided means that you’ll join up with the marines as their doctor pretty much.
I mean, I doubt that the U.S. will actually ever get into any wars any time soon. The only place I could imagine it happening would be Iran, but even then, how would they deploy troops there? I thought of becoming a Marine, honestly, but I don't really know—one hasn't given it much thought.
 
I beat World at War on veteran difficulty, that basically makes me a veteran, it was probably harder than actually joining the military.
 
"I clean my gun and polish my shoes, all for the damn jews"
 
 
I mean, I doubt that the U.S. will actually ever get into any wars any time soon.
One can only hope that the current administration doesn’t pull a George bush and does fallujah 3.0.
The only place I could imagine it happening would be Iran, but even then, how would they deploy troops there? I thought of becoming a Marine, honestly, but I don't really know—one hasn't given it much thought.
I’d imagine they just order you to fly you out to a base in the Middle East and just tell you what the operation is, say a little prayer and hope you don’t get shot.

Idk mang, I’d rather not sit out in a dessert patrolling in circles in 120F degree weather just to get shot at. I’d rather be on a boat for 6 months annd then get off at Okinawa port for like 8 hours until you have to come back to your assigned warship again. instead tbh it sounds like a better hell than the other hell mentioned before. Plus I doubt you’ll have any internet to be on this forum because you’ll be busy doing your assigned job or whatever.
 
I’ve seen @Vector2800 and a few others who’s names I can’t remember. It seems like there are a lot more but I can’t confirm OFF

Considering this forum is for truecels would you reckon that there’s a correlation between being truecel and a soldier?
@DarthBurritoBastard
 
I beat World at War on veteran difficulty, that basically makes me a veteran, it was probably harder than actually joining the military.
I had a easier time joining the military then trying to get hired at Macdonald
 
You could try and join and ask for a non combat role, just don’t try to join army or Marin’s since they’re usually the ones that go first whenever wartime happens.

USCG, USAF, and NAVY are your best bet to get the less likelihood of seeing combat.

Unless you become a medical corpsman at the NAVY and get greensided means that you’ll join up with the marines as their doctor pretty much.
Le this, Sure all of the combat arms job look badass, well your only going to be doing badass shit for 1-3 weeks out of the year, the rest is being at the motorpool and complementing suicide every single day.

Do not go army, go Air Force and go for the shortest contract they have, and go for IT or any job that actually has a civilian counterpart, all the army has given me so far is a fucked up pelvis, fucked up spine, and pneumonia.
 
Not dying for WEF
 
I had a easier time joining the military then trying to get hired at Macdonald
The military will lower their standards to any means necessary. We are seen as cannon fodder.
 
The military will lower their standards to any means necessary. We are seen as cannon fodder.
My job is being cannon fodder, my life expectancy in a actual war is 8 seconds
 
Military don't recruit incels
 
Military don't recruit incels
they actually prefer incels, because gamers are superior at drone piloting, have the ability to learn technical things, dont question the morality of it all, and are surprisingly less fat in general
 

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