I remember I always had female English or writing teachers in high school. Although they wouldn’t really allow me or other guys to talk more than 7 words straight”that would bore them I guess”. They could spend 50 hours bullshiting about make believe garbage. Just look at any fiction short story that has won any contest in last 20 years. It’s all so “figurative” it makes you feel like you are about to have a goddamn stroke. “The way his red lips talked like a rolling train in the auburn summer underneath the scorched willows . “ “dummbltore told Luna love good of her “ I mean legit, the shit is so goddamn weird/boring. It’s on the edge of retarted. And those books usually are like 400 pages long 
