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I wasn’t going to post about this but I’m so fucking livid I don’t know what to do

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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My second fleshlight and toy cleaners delivery was delayed for 2 days, I’m so got damn angry! I was waiting on it for so many hours. It was all I could think about, how I was gonna goon in those tight holes. I got the other one I ordered the other day but like a dumbass, I forgot to add the toy cleaners to that order and it was too late by the time I realized my mistake, I haven’t been able to use it yet because I can’t clean it yet. Before I ordered that other one I was still thinking I could at least use a liquid soap but apparently that ruins it.

Got damn delivery services have cucked me. My order should take priority over all the others, those sex havers don’t matter. They should’ve been panicking and scrambling because I hadn’t gotten my order yet. They should’ve drove over to my place faster than an ambulance and dropped any other order. Stupid incompetent sex haver monkeys. My incel needs matter more than anything, even more than cancer patients.
 
My second fleshlight was delayed for 2 days, I’m so got damn angry! I was waiting on it for so many hours. It was all I could think about, how I was gonna goon in those tight holes. I got the other one I ordered the other day but like a dumbass, I forgot to add the toy cleaners to that order and it was too late by the time I realized my mistake, I haven’t been able to use it yet because I can’t clean it yet. Before I ordered that other one I was still thinking I could at least use a liquid soap but apparently that ruins it.

Got damn delivery services have cucked me. My order should take priority over all the others, those sex havers don’t matter. They should’ve been panicking and scrambling because I hadn’t gotten my order yet. They should’ve drove over to my place faster than an ambulance and dropped any other order. Stupid incompetent sex haver monkeys. My incel needs matter more than anything, even more than cancer patients.
is the mouth fleshlight worth it?
 
how good is your fleshlight. When I had one it was overwhelming and I switched back to using my hand
 
When I had one it was overwhelming and I switched back to using my hand
Coach What GIF
 
Clavicus Vile thread
 
How do people even get hard for a fleshlight that shit looks creepy, rather save up money for a good sex doll
 
My second fleshlight and toy cleaners delivery was delayed for 2 days, I’m so got damn angry! I was waiting on it for so many hours. It was all I could think about, how I was gonna goon in those tight holes. I got the other one I ordered the other day but like a dumbass, I forgot to add the toy cleaners to that order and it was too late by the time I realized my mistake, I haven’t been able to use it yet because I can’t clean it yet. Before I ordered that other one I was still thinking I could at least use a liquid soap but apparently that ruins it.

Got damn delivery services have cucked me. My order should take priority over all the others, those sex havers don’t matter. They should’ve been panicking and scrambling because I hadn’t gotten my order yet. They should’ve drove over to my place faster than an ambulance and dropped any other order. Stupid incompetent sex haver monkeys. My incel needs matter more than anything, even more than cancer patients.
that better not happen to my boob toy thats coming tomarrow (new unboxing video soon:feelsYall:) I can feel your pain it would ruin my whole day
 

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