Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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My second fleshlight and toy cleaners delivery was delayed for 2 days, I’m so got damn angry! I was waiting on it for so many hours. It was all I could think about, how I was gonna goon in those tight holes. I got the other one I ordered the other day but like a dumbass, I forgot to add the toy cleaners to that order and it was too late by the time I realized my mistake, I haven’t been able to use it yet because I can’t clean it yet. Before I ordered that other one I was still thinking I could at least use a liquid soap but apparently that ruins it.
Got damn delivery services have cucked me. My order should take priority over all the others, those sex havers don’t matter. They should’ve been panicking and scrambling because I hadn’t gotten my order yet. They should’ve drove over to my place faster than an ambulance and dropped any other order. Stupid incompetent sex haver monkeys. My incel needs matter more than anything, even more than cancer patients.
Got damn delivery services have cucked me. My order should take priority over all the others, those sex havers don’t matter. They should’ve been panicking and scrambling because I hadn’t gotten my order yet. They should’ve drove over to my place faster than an ambulance and dropped any other order. Stupid incompetent sex haver monkeys. My incel needs matter more than anything, even more than cancer patients.





