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Hide behind a goodlooking guy tinder idea

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I want to do this as a troll/experiment to take a selfie with some goodlooking dude, then centre his face into the pic. Upon meeting my date, I’d tell her “oh gosh sorry I zoomed into the wrong person. This app is kinda buggy” and play it off as an accident.
 
She'll scream and start running and later put yo ass in prison
 
Do it. Do it now before the sub-8 punishments start to kick in. Remember, by 2050, catfishing a foid will result in a $5,000 fine, 15 years imprisonment and after that you'll go to a concentration camp for ugly males till your death.
 
Do it. Do it now before the sub-8 punishments start to kick in. Remember, by 2050, catfishing a foid will result in a $5,000 fine, 15 years imprisonment and after that you'll go to a concentration camp for ugly males till your death.

Actually, you can’t get caught if you delete the account and don’t give a real phone#. I’d bring my bicycle so if she calls the cops I can get away in a matter of 30 seconds.

I’ve creeped out girls before and managed to get away with it
 
She will just say something along the lines off "Oh yeah i don't think this is gonna work and leave". What's your goal here?
I’d bring my bicycle so if she calls the cops I can get away in a matter of 30 seconds.
lmao, High IQ
 
She will just say something along the lines off "Oh yeah i don't think this is gonna work and leave". What's your goal here?

lmao, High IQ

I Wana live like a chad nomatter how minuscule. Be able to spend time with a pretty girl and have passerby’s feel jealous.

Also, if she is stupid enough to believe I accidentally cropped the picture, she might give me a pity fuck
 
At best you'll get a dinner/drink date with someone that will leave as soon as possible & might ask for contact details of your "friend" but at least you can piss 'em off lol.
 

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