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Experiment Happily ever after with a 12/10 ethereal prime-age virgin Stacy of your dreams or a superpower of your choosing?

Your choice?

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ABSOLUTELY NO reality warping, foid magnetism/love potions, shapeshifting, GTA money glitch (nothing you can use to DIRECTLY improve your SMV).

If you chose the superpower, list your superpower of choice
 
welp
my superpower was gonna be shapeshifting into 7'7 Gigachad like from the memes, with hulk strength, 14 inch peen, bulletproof skin, and conquering the world

I choose teleportation. It would allow me to have everything ive ever wanted.
 
Hole I want sex
 
Does getting invisible count as reality warping?
 
welp
my superpower was gonna be shapeshifting into 7'7 Gigachad like from the memes, with hulk strength, 14 inch peen, bulletproof skin, and conquering the world
You can still have super strength, you just can't become a tall Chad
 
welp
my superpower was gonna be shapeshifting into 7'7 Gigachad like from the memes, with hulk strength, 14 inch peen, bulletproof skin, and conquering the world

I choose teleportation. It would allow me to have everything ive ever wanted.
Literally teleport 10/10 Gigastacies in real life to wherever you want them :bigbrain:
 
Easily a superpower and if i can't pick Omnipotence i'd pick something like Super speed or Time manipulation.
 
Probably just to be able to control super strong magnetic fields like magneto. I can wear steel shoes and fly, I can open any door or get through anything I want and never be shot.
 
Becoming super fast or invisible
 
Superpower - turning invisibible

Easy to stalk molest and rape with no consequence
 
Ricky Gervais Lol GIF
 
"Saaar, you hav recieved 100% of the votes again. The entire population is happy and inceldom is down to 0% saar, you are so intelligent."
 
You would have to teleport existing gigastacies though; you can't create any
thats fine. imaigine. it would be kind of like having the death note but for being able to teleport and grape any foid on the planet :bigbrain:
ofc theres other perks too. Infinite resources, teleport and steal gordon ramsays cooked food for the reast of ur life, and other chefs, visit the coolest places in the world, put any person u want into jail or better yet teleport them in the middle of the desert or something

also, ability to freeze time is also a high tier fantasy of mine.
 
superpower - one that allows me to blow this planet and kill everyone
 
Some kind of psychic power where I can make people suffer/die.
South park psychic battle
 
Time manipulation so I can rape my oneitis for all of eternity.
 
superpower to punish foids/chads and face no consequences
 
how can one have a super power that isnt reality warping
is super speed reality warping?
i would just abduct gigastacies at mach 10
 
how can one have a super power that isnt reality warping
is super speed reality warping?
i would just abduct gigastacies at mach 10
I meant reality warping in the sense of rewriting reality (i.e., nigh-omnipotence, being able to simply will things in or out of existence)
 
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Probably just to be able to control super strong magnetic fields like magneto. I can wear steel shoes and fly, I can open any door or get through anything I want and never be shot.
Smart choice. I personally would choose the ability to use either magic or psionics, since I feel like there's a wide array of things you could do with either
 
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I want superpower that allows me to create infinite amount of semi-inteligent and obedient minions (or dolls, undeads), which i will use in the Final War Against Humanity. Beware of the Last Reich.
 
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@AsakennyHao (tell your answer to @DarkStar in PMs and have him screenshot)
so i can either do some sick shit or i can put my meat in a flesh hole
:feelswhere: :bigbrain:
 
Superpower because:

 
Superpower because:

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my superpower was gonna be shapeshifting into 7'7 Gigachad like from the memes, with hulk strength, 14 inch peen, bulletproof skin, and conquering the world
stole the words from my mouth
 
I want Homelander like powers so I can rape everybody
 

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