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Experiment You get your happily ever after with a prime-age virgin of your dreams, but you have to do a year in AMERICAN jail first

Jail for puhzay?

  • Lock me up

  • FVARK no


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The hypothetical jail is in a high-crime area of the US. You aren't afforded any protections beyond what the average inmate in gen pop gets (so no solitary confinement, witness protection, etc.)
 
Absolutely. If I get killed while serving the time, that's fine too.
 
What's the catch?
 
Read the thread nigga I'm not talking about those joke EU jails. You're going to real nigga jail
Yeah, I don't care. If I die, I die, at least then I don't have to do it myself.
 
Read the thread. It's an American jail in a high crime (i.e., divERse) area of the US. Not some Irish or EU jail
I read it and I would still say yes in a heartbeat. I don't value my life that highly to begin with
 
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Yeah, I don't care. If I die, I die, at least then I don't have to do it myself.
it's worth the risk what are we gonna lose if we die anyway
 
Yeah, I don't care. If I die, I die, at least then I don't have to do it myself.
I'm real nigga. Look at my PFP
I read it and I would still say yes in a heartbeat. I don't value my life that highly to begin with
Shieet you guys must worship pussy. No guarantee you'll get a peaceful death in there; you could very well get gutted alive with a shank made from a spork
 
Shieet you guys must worship pussy
It's not that, I simply don't care about my fate that much that I might as well try this gamble. I die I'm in peace/I survive I get to fuark
 
reminds me of this KEK
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The average inmate gets protection by his racial group. I might be disadvantaged because Asians don't get into prisons much, but there are still Asian jail gangs.

Perhaps I can associate with one of the SEA Mongoloid gangs.

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But I guess the distinction here is that the promise in this thread is of a prime age virgin of the user's dreams, whereas the thread @SociallyStupid replied to only promised an LTB IIRC :forcedsmile::lul:
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I wouldn't last 6 months in there so no.
 
@DarkStar @Sir Waco time to live your mafia dreams boyos
 
depends if it those gang dominated max security prisons or some medium or low security facilities.
 
depends if it those gang dominated max security prisons or some medium or low security facilities.
It's not max security, but it's in a high-crime area of the US with heavy gang affiliation
 
I’d do 3 years in UK prison
 
no I wouldn't do well in that setting
 
Fuck it lock me up BITCH
 
Tango blast maxxing up in dat bitch

Just stick with your racial group (and you should (probably) be fine
The average inmate gets protection by his racial group. I might be disadvantaged because Asians don't get into prisons much, but there are still Asian jail gangs.

Perhaps I can associate with one of the SEA Mongoloid gangs.

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No id just be killed
 
It would not be worth getting potentially shanked by a shiv made out of a sharpened comb or being disfigured or blinded by hot oil being thrown in your face.
 
Good reward for the trouble but knowing my luck I’d probably end up being killed or severely beaten by other inmates or severely beaten up by the guards for no reason.
 
Do indians even have a group in prison? I assume you are fucked more than any race since indians are extremely uncommon in prison.
 
I get along well with criminals either way
 
What question is this?

My life is already like being locked up
 
lol make it mexican or russian jail so it looks like a real challenge at least
 
stuff that would happen to all of us if we ended up there would break us so much that majority will just rope.
 
Not sure, I could easily be dead afterwards or at least seriously infected and harmed
 
Easy yes. US prisons are so overdramatized by Hollywood.
 
Yes, just join your racial group gang to protect you and you'll be fine.
 
Do indians even have a group in prison? I assume you are fucked more than any race since indians are extremely uncommon in prison.
In America definitely no lol. But tbh the extent to which races stick together in prison is kinda overstated. It mainly happens in diverse prisons; if a race happens to make up the majority of a jail's inmates (even if it's a slim majority) chances are they'll organize on gang lines rather than racial lines
 
America is still a first world country so their jail won’t be that bad
 
America is still a first world country so their jail won’t be that bad
Wishful thinking lol. American jails are nothing like EU or Cucknadian jails. I also specified a high-crime area for this hypotethical jail
 
Prison ain't what it's like in the movies, nobody really cares for what crime you did and I spoke to some guys as well as @Dr. Autismo can testify to this. The guys who do sexual crimes are usually housed separately in their own wing, and I believe it's true across a lot of correctional institutions unless you do some other violent crimes as well like Murder then you get housed in Gen pop.

So you'll just be spending a year pretty bored out of your mind and speaking to your fellow inmates till you get out, you aren't gonna get stabbed or anything unless it's a really Max Sec prison for violent inmates.
 
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I would take 5 years. I'm not joking.
 

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