Let’s say you get a girlfriend rn. With your current stats. Current face. Current height. Current ntness. Current frame. Current dih. What’s the point?
You’re duo-queueing with her on siege and some 60Hz deep voice Chad joins the lobby and starts lil-broing you cuz you got spawn peaked on all 3 attacking rounds then when sides switch you get pressured to anchor. “Just watch the mirra, don’t peak,” he says whilst she giggles along
You go the gym with her and ed matty phenotype hits her with the “yourite girl” and asks her to spot him whilst he warms up with 4x your pr.
She’s dragging you through Zara cuz she doesn’t like your “style” and needs to micro manage everything about you. You’ve been at the mall for 4 hours now. She’s in the men’s section looking your new coat. Next to you there’s a 6’3 htn trying on a jacket. “That’ll look good on you” she says with her pupils dilating.
She doesn’t need to say a word. You can sense the shift in her posture. She stands a little straighter. She plays with her hair. She more smiley. She doesn’t even need to cheat for you to know you’ve already lost.
This reminds me of the scene from “eyes wide shut” where his wife talks about how she would’ve let the military officer she saw in the hotel “take her” in a heartbeat. This is what you’ll have to put up with
View: https://youtu.be/J7Z0AfpaM1U?
How is this a life worth living? How do you look her in the eye knowing that every room you walk into’s a battlefield and you’re stuck on the losing side?
I want to walk into a room and silence the threat. I want to be the mogger. The one who ends comparisons. The one who makes other guys check their posture, pull down their shirts, and reevaluate their worth.
So no, I do not want a gf.
I wanna mog.
You’re duo-queueing with her on siege and some 60Hz deep voice Chad joins the lobby and starts lil-broing you cuz you got spawn peaked on all 3 attacking rounds then when sides switch you get pressured to anchor. “Just watch the mirra, don’t peak,” he says whilst she giggles along
You go the gym with her and ed matty phenotype hits her with the “yourite girl” and asks her to spot him whilst he warms up with 4x your pr.
She’s dragging you through Zara cuz she doesn’t like your “style” and needs to micro manage everything about you. You’ve been at the mall for 4 hours now. She’s in the men’s section looking your new coat. Next to you there’s a 6’3 htn trying on a jacket. “That’ll look good on you” she says with her pupils dilating.
She doesn’t need to say a word. You can sense the shift in her posture. She stands a little straighter. She plays with her hair. She more smiley. She doesn’t even need to cheat for you to know you’ve already lost.
This reminds me of the scene from “eyes wide shut” where his wife talks about how she would’ve let the military officer she saw in the hotel “take her” in a heartbeat. This is what you’ll have to put up with
View: https://youtu.be/J7Z0AfpaM1U?
How is this a life worth living? How do you look her in the eye knowing that every room you walk into’s a battlefield and you’re stuck on the losing side?
I want to walk into a room and silence the threat. I want to be the mogger. The one who ends comparisons. The one who makes other guys check their posture, pull down their shirts, and reevaluate their worth.
So no, I do not want a gf.
I wanna mog.
