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For the cost of 6-8 mid-grade escort sessions

I've been wanting to go back to escortcelling for a while, but since it's so cucked nowadays, I figured this would be a neat non-cucked alternative that's more enjoyable and cheaper in the long run.
 
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or you could try mobile games
 
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High IQ tbh you can make it profitable too ded srs thbhthb by making videos
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That's a good investment.
 
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should've bought a younger one.
 
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She's gorgeous, what's her name?
 
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Weed said:
High IQ tbh you can make it profitable too ded srs thbhthb by making videos ded srs
kek, i wouldn't even be here if people wanted to see me naked. But who knows, maybe gay men have a taste for this stuff. Pornhub has plenty of videos with guys fucking their sex dolls, and their view counts are nothing to sneeze at.

YoungCurryCell said:
should've bought a younger one.
She looks like she's late teens or early twenties. Any younger than that isn't really my cup of tea.

chudur-budur said:
She's gorgeous, what's her name?
The company calls her Ariel, but that name is crap, so I'll probably give her a different name.
 
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Rent it to other incels and get rich
 
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KingOfRome said:
kek, i wouldn't even be here if people wanted to see me naked. But who knows, maybe gay men have a taste for this stuff. Pornhub has plenty of videos with guys fucking their sex dolls, and their view counts are nothing to sneeze at.


She looks like she's late teens or early twenties. Any younger than that isn't really my cup of tea.


The company calls her Ariel, but that name is crap, so I'll probably give her a different name.
name her ritalin
 
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I would prefer the onahole + VR combo instead. Sex Dolls are too much maintenance.
 
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chudur-budur said:
She's gorgeous, what's her name?
And? Is it good?
 
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great taste OP, tits are a little too big for my liking but damn im jealous ngl
 
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KingOfRome said:
The company calls her Ariel, but that name is crap, so I'll probably give her a different name.

Nice, please convey my regards to her. Let us know once you fix a name. Are you guys planning to get married?
2340922 said:
And? Is it good?

She's fine.
 
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2340922 said:
And? Is it good?
Idk it'll take 3-5 weeks to deliver

ihaveno1 said:
great taste OP, tits are a little too big for my liking but damn im jealous ngl
A bit big for me too, and a bit low-set as well, but I got her off clearance, so I save a few hundred bucks for getting something that's really close to my ideal except that one thing.

Well, that, and she's a bit short. But she's easier to store that way.
chudur-budur said:
Nice, please convey my regards to her. Let us know once you fix a name. Are you guys planning to get married?
I'm naming her Ritalin.

And married? No way. I don't want to get divorce raped by a doll.
 
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YoungCurryCell said:
name her ritalin
Rita Lin, hapa plastic foid.
 
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Darth Cialis said:
Rita Lin, hapa plastic foid.
i like the sound of that
 
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KingOfRome said:
Idk it'll take 3-5 weeks to deliver


A bit big for me too, and a bit low-set as well, but I got her off clearance, so I save a few hundred bucks for getting something that's really close to my ideal except that one thing.

Well, that, and she's a bit short. But she's easier to store that way.

I'm naming her Ritalin.

And married? No way. I don't want to get divorce raped by a doll.
I will wait for the updates.
 
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YoungCurryCell said:
should've bought a younger one.
Cope, she’s perfect.
 
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Sans said:
Cope, she’s perfect.
yes your prolly right my standards are fucked anyway
 
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I fucking hate that you can't buy child sex dolls. "That's icky! No legal!"

If you want to take that point of view why not ban all violent media? Fucking hypocrites. I'd love to stuff them and make those women into sex dolls.

You think I'm sick? You're disgustipated? "Studies show that 2 per cent of the UK population has strong paedophilic tendencies and that one in five men was found to be equally or more attracted to children when shown adult and child pornography. " THAT'S THE TRUTH
 
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Damn, lucky you.
 
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how much money do you have
 
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Lucky guy. I'm going to save up for one too.
 
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enjoy it man i wish i had one
 
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Michael15651 said:
That's a good investment.
I wanted to revisit this topic I've seen, now with all the problems attached to it. I really hope you use it well. I don't see you on much anymore so I hope it worked out for you :D when you are on can you make a followup post talking about your life and how it changed?
 
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I have a few.
 
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BummerDrummer said:
I wanted to revisit this topic I've seen, now with all the problems attached to it. I really hope you use it well. I don't see you on much anymore so I hope it worked out for you :D when you are on can you make a followup post talking about your life and how it changed?
Same actually. I don't have one currently, but once I get my own house, I'll definitely pick one up. I want to know what OP likes and dislikes about them. A follow up thread would be nice. I also want to know if he uses Replika or another companion AI to simulate the "companionship" portion of the experience, and if he uses augmented reality glasses to change the dolls expressions.

We should both PM him to tell him to make a thread about it.
 
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Governments should tax women more so incels could get sex dolls
 
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i used to fuck pillows deadass is this better or worse than that for nut quality
 
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Post pics or fake
 
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I'm really jelly.Looks fucking amazing.
Congrats.
 
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nice_try said:
Rent it to other incels and get rich
Thats barking.
 
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Looks good tbh much better than being a cucked escortcel
 
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seems like lifefuel, i might get one some day when i live alone
 

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