- May 20, 2018
- 32d 14h 31m
Intellectually speaking I wouldn't want to be drained completely dry... even fabulous sex like this isn't worth death to me (is that volcel?) but damn... I've donated a pint before and I'd totally trade 1 pint per sexual encounter.
We have 8-12 pints and apparently it takes 4-8 weeks to regain lost red blood cells, so if I round that up to 2 months, you can perhaps donate safely at a rate of 6 pints per year.
If we were guaranteed bimonthly sexual encounters, would you bloodmax?
There should be some kind of altruistic movement among women where they will give sex to a man who donates blood. This would save lives.
Like maybe there are some girls out there scared of needles who wish they could give blood but can't work themselves up to it. Maybe an alternative to that (or something they could do in addition to it, if they don't feel satisfied with 6 pints per year) is to let a man give blood INSTEAD of them, but to support that man by giving him sex.
It would probably feel better than fucking an escort too if you think about it. Yeah she's prob not doing it because she likes you in particular (she just wants to help humanity in general... the blood you donate could save Chad, save herself, or save a cute child) but at least she's not doing it for immediate selfish gratificaiton like buying herself drugs, buying herself shoes, paying Chad's rent, etc.
You can still think this is cucked but it actually seems less cucked due to the lack of direct compensation to the foid and because she just seems like a cooler more admirable person for doing this kind of karmic balance sort of thing by incentivizing blood donation. I would especially feel this way if she were also giving blood occasionally herself. I would be fine donating blood more often than her because I realize men tend to eat more meat and lose less iron (we don't menstruate) so we just tend to regenerate blood faster than they do.
Can we make this happen somehow, seriously?
Like just present this business plan to foids who consider themselves woke and who want to virtue signal: okay, you want to help people? There's a fucking blood shortage and people die, so you could help literally save human life by encouraging angry men to donate their blood.
Also we would get the standard cookies and juice box.
They make you answer whether you had sex and if you did recently I don't think they let you donate, so the ideal thing would be to have the sex after donating. Maybe not IMMEDIATELY after because you might faint, but like a couple days later after your plasma has regenerated from taking fluids/sugar so you don't faint from the exertion. You also don't want your veins to open up mid-sex: you're supposed to avoid heavy lifting immediately after donating.
It's weird they only give you sugar, they should also give you meat because you need to regenerate blood cells w/ iron. Virtue-signal foids in addition to offering sex should cook us some meat.
1 burger + 1 blowjob reward every 2 months in exchange for 1 pint of my blood: please make this happen foids. My sense of selflessness evaporated but I still sorta want to help, just give me an excuse to make it feel slightly less cucked and I'm in.
Hell... I don't even need a blowjob, maybe if a foid just promised to cuddle with me for 30 minutes to watch a cartoon or something that's be worth a pint. Just spend some time with me and give me some skinship dammit.
Foids will get mad at guys for being non-genuine by "pretending to be friends" or "doing good things only to get rewards rather for its own sake". Well okay: I won't pretend: I don't want to do those things for their own sake. most guys don't that's why you don't see it happen, and it's not like you actually reward those that do: you usually ignore it unless it's chad. If non-chads do good things you'll just assume it has ulterior motives.
You'll only reward chad for doing good things because you know he doesn't need to do them to get your pussy because you'd give him your pussy ANYWAY, in which case you're not really rewarding him either except with a little extra enthusiasm.
So hey, let's not pretend: I'm not a super-altruist, but YOU can be if you just suck it up and tolerate my presence a couple dozen minutes every couple months in exchange for muh pint. You won't even have to swallow a pint of semen to earn it. It's a small price to help people right? Assuage your guilt, if you feel guilty about ANYTHING.