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It's FRIDAY.

It's time to seek escapism in a bottle of whisky, which ironically will ruin your bodyfat levels.

it's time to play vidya all evening while your female equivalent is being romanced and flirted with by guys 2 points above her.

It's time to fall asleep with your dick in your hand.

Don't waste this opportunity, incels!!! :cowboy:
 
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OP your female equivalent says cheers
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As an incel you are confined to a dream world generated by your blackpilled self consious
 
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NekoStance said:
OP your female equivalent says cheers
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:bigsmile:

lol
 
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NekoStance said:
OP your female equivalent says cheers
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:bigsmile:

ouch,

who are u

pm me
 
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FACEandLMS said:
It's FRIDAY.

It's time to seek escapism in a bottle of whisky, which ironically will ruin your bodyfat levels.

it's time to play vidya all evening while your female equivalent is being romanced and flirted with by guys 2 points above her.

It's time to fall asleep with your dick in your hand.

Don't waste this opportunity, incels!!! :cowboy:

Every day is whisky and vidya day
 
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NekoStance said:
OP your female equivalent says cheers
OwaH1gd.jpg


:bigsmile:

I couldn't drink enough to fuck her
 
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You traveled 3000 miles for that? Llololol
 
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sepelion said:
I couldn't drink enough to fuck her

But he does though 
regularly 

let that sink in
incel is an epidemic
 
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NekoStance said:
OP your female equivalent says cheers
OwaH1gd.jpg

:bigsmile:
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You traveled 3000 miles for that? Llololol

What is this referring to?
 
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FACEandLMS said:
> FACEandLMS
> having a wife

You could pose as Jay Z, though. Time to run "rapper game." I am sure you could learn to rap well with that voice of yours.
 
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CopingGymcel said:
You could pose as Jay Z, though. Time to run "rapper game." I am sure you could learn to rap well with that voice of yours.

I look a lot like Jay-Z to non-blacks, but actual blacks can tell the difference. I don't have JayZ's nose or lips. And my eyes are less bug. And too close-set. White guys have said I look like every sub5 black celeb under the sun.
 
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FACEandLMS said:
I look a lot like Jay-Z to non-blacks, but actual blacks can tell the difference. I don't have JayZ's nose or lips. And my eyes are less bug. And too close-set. White guys have said I look like every sub5 black celeb under the sun.

Send me or someone you trust a PM with your pic for ratings.
 
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Send me or someone you trust a PM with your pic for ratings.

I did back in 2013 some time and it blackpilled me to my core. I thought I was a 7/10 lmao. I got rated a 4 and it crashed my world. Then I soon realized that that 4 was generous ( as well as pre-my-balding). After I became better at analysing looks, I learned that I was in fact a 2/10. I am getting a lefort I. If I were younger, I would be pushing for a lefort 3. I'm as ugly as you can be without having Crouzon's AND treacher collins.

The blackpill fucked me over tbh. :'(
 
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FACEandLMS said:
I did back in 2013 some time and it blackpilled me to my core. I thought I was a 7/10 lmao. I got rated a 4 and it crashed my world. Then I soon realized that that 4 was generous ( as well as pre-my-balding). After I became better at analysing looks, I learned that I was in fact a 2/10. I am getting a lefort I. If I were younger, I would be pushing for a lefort 3. I'm as ugly as you can be without having Crouzon's AND treacher collins.

The blackpill fucked me over tbh. :'(

But if you are black and look like Jay Z then you can just shave your head, get a bunch of (face) tattoos, lift weights, learn ebonics, become low inhibition af and run BBC gangsta thug game.

I have pretty much given up on girls at this point. I am guessing I had some "chance" when I still had hair, seeing as I was able to actually have sex with a non-escort girl once. But balding was the last nail in the coffin. I just Tindered in Taiwan and Thailand, and got same results as in my home country in Northern Europe. If I still cared about female validation I'd probably rope myself tbh. But it seems you have not swallowed the relationship black pill yet. It's the cure for the lookism black pill.

Personally I like how I look when I look in the mirror, so maybe I am a bit of a delusional narcissist. However for women my looks are shit apparently, at least in photos. In real life women still treat me like a normie, but it could just be cultural. Most people here get treated with common decency.
 
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BlackPillDealer said:
But if you are black and look like Jay Z then you can just shave your head, get a bunch of (face) tattoos, lift weights, learn ebonics, become low inhibition af and run BBC gangsta thug game.

I have pretty much given up on girls at this point. I am guessing I had some "chance" when I still had hair, seeing as I was able to actually have sex with a non-escort girl once. But balding was the last nail in the coffin. I just Tindered in Taiwan and Thailand, and got same results as in my home country in Northern Europe. If I still cared about female validation I'd probably rope myself tbh. But it seems you have not swallowed the relationship black pill yet. It's the cure for the lookism black pill.

Personally I like how I look when I look in the mirror, so maybe I am a bit of a delusional narcissist. However for women my looks are shit apparently, at least in photos. In real life women still treat me like a normie, but it could just be cultural. Most people here get treated with common decency.

you could also do this you fucking retard
 
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NekoStance said:
you could also do this you fucking retard

I already do all of that you fucking faggot bitch. Except the tattoos, I plan on getting at least one just for the experience.

But alas, I am missing black skin so I can't play the BBC thug game. Also I have a bit of a babby face so the whole thug thing does not work.
 
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I already do all of that you fucking faggot bitch. Except the tattoos, I plan on getting at least one just for the experience.

But alas, I am missing black skin so I can't play the BBC thug game. Also I have a bit of a babby face so the whole thug thing does not work.

so don't tell him to get tattoos when you haven't done it bitch
 
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NekoStance said:
so don't tell him to get tattoos when you haven't done it bitch

Dude are you autistic? That whole sentence was a joke. What is this white knighting lmao.
 
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FACEandLMS said:
I did back in 2013 some time and it blackpilled me to my core. I thought I was a 7/10 lmao. I got rated a 4 and it crashed my world. Then I soon realized that that 4 was generous ( as well as pre-my-balding). After I became better at analysing looks, I learned that I was in fact a 2/10. I am getting a lefort I. If I were younger, I would be pushing for a lefort 3. I'm as ugly as you can be without having Crouzon's AND treacher collins.

The blackpill fucked me over tbh. :'(

I'll rate you a 3. You're not as ugly as a 2. I guess it's the same to women anyway. Your voice and personality are both 10/10, but that doesn't matter to women.
 
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CopingGymcel said:
FACEandLMS said:
I did back in 2013 some time and it blackpilled me to my core. I thought I was a 7/10 lmao. I got rated a 4 and it crashed my world. Then I soon realized that that 4 was generous ( as well as pre-my-balding). After I became better at analysing looks, I learned that I was in fact a 2/10. I am getting a lefort I. If I were younger, I would be pushing for a lefort 3. I'm as ugly as you can be without having Crouzon's AND treacher collins.
The blackpill fucked me over tbh. :'(
I'll rate you a 3. You're not as ugly as a 2. I guess it's the same to women anyway. Your voice and personality are both 10/10, but that doesn't matter to women.

Thanks, brah. @copinggymcel
 
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