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JFL Fight Club makes fighting look so cool

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I wish I had a friend to beat the shit out of until one of us gives up, but then you gotta deal with hospital bills, lost teeth, and possible brain damage.
 
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I never watched it because I don't engage in goyslop entertainment but my sister read the book and watched the movie ngl
 
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I never watched it because I don't engage in goyslop entertainment but my sister read the book and watched the movie ngl
What do you enjoy?
 
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I like the idea of fighting, but I don't want my teeth knocked out or to be slammed on the ground by some chimp ogre and given brain damage. :feelsUgh:
 
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You don't need a friend, start fighting random people on the street (who you think you can beat ofc)
 
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Just schizomaxx and Tylerdurdenmaxx theory
 
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Where did you get that from jfl
I assumed you don't watch TV, movies, or play vidya, so I thought you liked memeing here and prob exercising cause it feels good :)
 
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Excited Lets Go GIF by NBA
 
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I never watched it because I don't engage in goyslop entertainment but my sister read the book and watched the movie ngl
Take a wild guess boyo :waitwhat:
He is a cultured gentleman of high esteem that only par takes in kinography with 10,000 year old vampires that look like 12 year old girls.
 
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I assumed you don't watch TV, movies, or play vidya, so I thought you liked memeing here and prob exercising cause it feels good :)
I see, you're half right. I sort of involuntarily quit playing vidya and consooming western made goyslop years ago so I guess you could say I subsituted those copes with LDARing and shitposting on this godforsaken cesspool. I've legit never picked up a dumbbell in my life but I'm still a lean nigga with a visible six pack ded srs :feelsjuice:
He is a cultured gentleman of high esteem that only par takes in kinography
You're goddamn right!

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10,000 year old vampires that look like 12 year old girls.
Just as God intended :owo:

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He is a cultured gentleman of high esteem that only par takes in kinography with 10,000 year old vampires that look like 12 year old girls.

Just as God intended
I wish we all had 10,000 year old vampires that look like 12 year old girls. Imagine how much you can man handle her.
Kaka
 
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I wish we all had 10,000 year old vampires that look like 12 year old girls.
Same bhai. Same. Maybe in the next life...

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Imagine how much you can man handle her.
Idk about that one chief, vampire lolis are certainly no joke. You've seen seraph of the end, right? Krul was your avi for the longest time. She's a fucking beast and could quite literally bite your dick off in a fraction of a second :ha..feels:
 
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We can fight and stop when one of us says stop like the movie
 
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Just do some boxing or Jiu Jitsu. I did a few mma fights and the last one i got a real bad concussion, it’s not really worth it
 
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Idk about that one chief, vampire lolis are certainly no joke. You've seen seraph of the end, right? Krul was your avi for the longest time. She's a fucking beast and could quite literally bite your dick off in a fraction of a second
Regular femdom is boring, but loli vampire femdom is fun. Also you can reverse it easily on her. It's elegance, delicacy and dominance at the same time.

Krul tepes spin
 
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I wish I had a friend to beat the shit out of until one of us gives up, but then you gotta deal with hospital bills, lost teeth, and possible brain damage.
Except the friend wasn't real
 
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Regular femdom is boring, but loli vampire femdom is fun. Also you can reverse it easily on her. It's elegance, delicacy and dominance at the same time.

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Fucking finally, someone who understands the inherently bewitching and irresistible appeal of powerful/vampire lolis. I thought I was the only intellectual on this godforsaken cesspool who was truly able to recognize and appreciate how conceptually perfect they are. I implore you to use your Krul avi once more. Streets are FIENDING for it
 
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Reading this thread made me realize how bad these niggas are suffering from no hoes
 
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I like using violence but not having it used on me

So wouldn’t fight 1 on 1 like they do in fight club

That movie seems too masochistic for my liking though. Perhaps some higher IQ cels could comment on it
 
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I never watched it because I don't engage in goyslop entertainment but my sister read the book and watched the movie ngl
its not goyslop
its pretty based movie
 
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its not goyslop
its pretty based movie
I see. I never watch movies but I might set aside time to watch it since it’s apparently incel kino
 
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Nobody fights fairly in street fight anymore and its too dangerous. Once challenged to street fight to settle my differences with another user on another forum but why show up as he could be armed all have back up. Have no friends so would have me that just showed up
 
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good movie
we need a real life fight club just for incels
 
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I would get my ass kicked for sure, everyone here could beat me up.
 
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I have enough copes on my plate as it is. Trying to juggle anymore than I already do in the span of one day would make me more unproductive than I already am
 
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Never seen it.
 
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I have enough copes on my plate as it is. Trying to juggle anymore than I already do in the span of one day would make me more unproductive than I already am
nigga ur saying that like it's something important lol

if u said something like "i have too much work" or "i already have a lot of practice for drawing" id understand but ur just """busy""" watching cartoons and youtube videos

muh unproductive, nigga ur not productive at all
 
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I never watched it because I don't engage in goyslop entertainment but my sister read the book and watched the movie ngl
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nigga ur saying that like it's something important lol

if u said something like "i have too much work" or "i already have a lot of practice for drawing" id understand but ur just """busy""" watching cartoons and youtube videos

muh unproductive, nigga ur not productive at all
It's terrifying how right you are ngl. My life is trash bro. I know. I'm too fucking socially anxious and high inhib and demoralized to step foot outside the confines of my comfy NEET cave and actually attempt to make something of myself. It's fucking over for me and I'll be stuck in this pit until I rot away into nothingness
 
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It's terrifying how right you are ngl. My life is trash bro. I know. I'm too fucking socially anxious and high inhib and demoralized to step foot outside the confines of my comfy NEET cave and actually attempt to make something of myself. It's fucking over for me and I'll be stuck in this pit until I rot away into nothingness
LARP, you are NT mogger
 
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I wish I had a friend to beat the shit out of until one of us gives up, but then you gotta deal with hospital bills, lost teeth, and possible brain damage.
Having been hit before by normies and attacked , nope it’s not cool at all .
 
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retarded premise. muh capitalism bad. isn''t it fucked up how we live in an individualist socisety where all our needs ar emet and were catered to by a ariety of different companies? better to live in a cult as hermits in a shitty run down building beating each other up and trying to brin down said system so we can restructure society as a giant version of our shitty cult. no mention of feminism or inceldom, just muh capitalism bad cause muh purpose missing. fuck that gay film
 
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retarded premise. muh capitalism bad. isn''t it fucked up how we live in an individualist socisety where all our needs ar emet and were catered to by a ariety of different companies? better to live in a cult as hermits in a shitty run down building beating each other up and trying to brin down said system so we can restructure society as a giant version of our shitty cult. no mention of feminism or inceldom, just muh capitalism bad cause muh purpose missing. fuck that gay film
I think it was more like they saw themselves as disposable and wanted a great reset where they were needed again
 
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It's terrifying how right you are ngl. My life is trash bro. I know. I'm too fucking socially anxious and high inhib and demoralized to step foot outside the confines of my comfy NEET cave and actually attempt to make something of myself. It's fucking over for me and I'll be stuck in this pit until I rot away into nothingness
no need to go out, just artistmaxx at home

ideally ud do a part time job like u used to and artistmaxx when at home
 
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