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er5 emba radio, the filth (5th) anniversary show! state of the emba-verse address + interdimensional shitting

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er5 emba radio, the filth anniversary show! state of the emba-verse address + interdimensional shitting

a day in the life of Emba
(aditloE)

a potential end of the road review of the life of a incel. (what you can expected)

handy tip for long posts...
use a text editor and prewrite it, then copy/drop it to avoid any crash deletions... put curser in specific area before uploading+inserting alt media/ photos/ audio....

topics covered: TLDL
new excitement intro! my five+ year tour of incel membership... a few notable membies. my brand of racism, how I survived so long, a typically day, thinking about my last days, why I like this site, my current copes, advice to you gdmf young bastards... and so much much more!

join me as I ignore the bright neon orange glow-in-dark rope dangling in the corner of my room! (jk! I prefer the neon yellow glow rope! but I only use it for Lanyard's;;7)

warning+guarantee+info
these all should play in you browser, if not, try downloading and renaming the suffix to .m4a

these were recorded using, "Simple Voice Recorder" (in low res.) from: https://f-droid.xxxxorg/packages/com.simplemobiletools.voicerecorder/ (remove the 4X's)

WARMING!
old posts are considered "dead." and "necroposting" is frowned upon unless you somehow "add value" to it. a shitpost comment on a dead thread will probably get you a warning or maybe ban points! just saying....

episode / topic guide / link (if available)

Emba radio! (no# @ hidden zone)
er2 kittens vs rats (repost)
missing );
er3 incels of the 80s 90s tributemaxx
er4 rude edgelordmaxxing
er5 filth anniversary spatial!
er6 mannequin sexdoll fun!
er7 murderer ascension story
er8 I'm dying
er9 the woods
er10 mannequin sex tips!
TBA?

introduction noise's
#01@

anniversary show part
#02@

state of the emba address
03

interdimensional shitting! (a Curry's dream shit area!!!)
4:22m


where the shit goes

convenient area

globe stars

globe throttles

advice to younglings
14 06m

my copes,
(mostly about pocket knives:')
forgot to mention my large survival library of mostly edible wild plant, and ethnobotany, herbal medical books.... I still need a proper bookcase for them...also forgotten to mention my swords and various scythes (brush and hay/grass) that I use for yard trimming! = fun! when in my garden feeding my cat bastards I realized I forgot to mention my planties! besides edible wild plants (easy grow permaculture/ perennials), I clone & grow trees black mulberry and dwarf Orange trees mainly to sell, but I keep a few. my oranges did weird this year with too much early rain that prevented flowering, but now there's about 100 baby oranges on it. the other trees are too young still... I also try to eat a few dandelion, plantain, gotu cola, and bancopa, English (soft/invasive) comphrey greens, for health reasons. high quality stuff. the sonic is mostly about knives and pocket tools.
08-19:10m

closing remarkables
09- 11m

the thing about being a lonely man that has plenty of free time is, you will develop many odd notions of reality. for example, I'm a flat earth simulationist, thats also a deist. (any real god would not chose jews as its people! only a para-dimensional parasitic alien invader race would chose them baby cock blood suckers to rule earth realm for them!)

link to my "hospice" (death care facility/ old folks home) dilemma post. it's still on my mind... and probably will be for a long time... °~°


previous non-posted 5th show
bloopers = good advice to not get banned... membie gripes... etc
11-5.... 9:12m
 
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Biggest news ever will listen later
 
When the word needed Emba radio the most, it returned! :feelsPop:
 
I'm wired in, I'm listening.

1759191399527
 
It was the inter dimensional shitting part that lit a fire under my ass to post this.

What a weird dream realm!


Also, sorry about how low the audio is. Use headphones or whatever.
 
Was a good listen, thanks Emba. I also like to fuck with knives just flicking them open and whatnot. I also mess around with rubik's cubes to relieve stress and just occupy myself.
 
Was a good listen, thanks Emba. I also like to fuck with knives just flicking them open and whatnot. I also mess around with rubik's cubes to relieve stress and just occupy myself.
Nice. I could never do the cube things... Not spatial IQ enough I guess.

Sometimes I whittle sticks
 
I also like knives, I have a bunch and I’ve been meaning to buy some new cool ones but I haven’t gotten around to it yet.

Man… that bit near the end about normies going “ooohhh why don’t you have a family broo??” Is brutal.

people getting warned/banned for jokes is dumb. A lot of them never learn their lesson after the first time :feelsseriously:
 
I also like knives, I have a bunch and I’ve been meaning to buy some new cool ones but I haven’t gotten around to it yet.

Man… that bit near the end about normies going “ooohhh why don’t you have a family broo??” Is brutal.

people getting warned/banned for jokes is dumb. A lot of them never learn their lesson after the first time :feelsseriously:
Yeah the "family thing" is indeed brutal. My rural area is very family oriented. (Christian bible belt area...) & That never gets easier to hear.

It's easy to go overboard on the knife spending. I mostly only get medium quality stuff. And stay away from the expensive stuff.

For me it's mostly about utility. For example, I can see a dead road kill dear on the side of the road and easily cut off a leg for my dogs. Or cut a stake.
 
@weaselbomber weasybomber lore
 
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Give us a shout out
 
Cowboy uncle.
 
Cowboy uncle.
I also make cowboy coffee....

Hears how:


Boil water. Stop the boil. Spoon in the portion of coffee and wait. Add a bit of cold water to remove the coffee grounds from suspension - they'll drop to the bottom. Pour and enjoy!
 
I also make cowboy coffee....

Hears how:


Boil water. Stop the boil. Spoon in the portion of coffee and wait. Add a bit of cold water to remove the coffee grounds from suspension - they'll drop to the bottom. Pour and enjoy!
Thanks for the advice
 

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