Serious Do you guys know good uses for cum?

[FastBlast]

I am tired of wasting my jizz when I cum. There has to be a clever way to use semen in a meaningful way after you goon. Maybe it's a good fertilizer for plants or something? I don't know just give me suggestions. I am tired of cumming in tissues and letting my perfectly good spunk go to waste rotting in the garbage

 

[Hoodpreet]

The bathroom trash where I throw away my cumrags now has an ant infestation. Apparently semen is full of highly nutritious protein and natural sugar that they feed to their larvae and queens. My jizz probably also has various amino acids and vitamins in it cause of the skin lightening supplement stack I take.

It’s disgusting and I need to do something about it ASAP, but it’s still somewhat fascinating that I unintentionally became a deity of sorts for what’s technically a primordial subterranean civilization

 

[captchawaffen]

put it in a spray bottle and spray whores on the street

 

[tired as fuck]

if you have a roommate you hate, put jizz in his shampoo bottle

 

[FastBlast]

The bathroom trash where I throw away my cumrags now has an ant infestation. Apparently semen is full of highly nutritious protein and natural sugar that they feed to their larvae and queens. My jizz probably also has various amino acids and vitamins in it cause of the skin lightening supplement stack I take.

It’s disgusting and I need to do something about it ASAP, but it’s still somewhat fascinating that I unintentionally became a deity of sorts for what’s technically a primordial subterranean civilization

Ok... not what I had in mind but it's definitely a use case for cum. Feeding and sustaining an ant colony in your bathroom. Noted

 

[FastBlast]

put it in a spray bottle and spray whores on the street

High iq

 

[whiteboyjihad]

Put the jizz on homeless people

 

[FastBlast]

if you have a roommate you hate, put jizz in *** shampoo bottle

Bro change that his to her quickly before you get banned. That is the gayest shit I heard. If it's a foid roommate it would be gigabased tho

 

[captchawaffen]

High iq

 

[tired as fuck]

Bro change that his to her quickly before you get banned. That is the gayest shit I heard. If it's a foid roommate it would be gigabased tho

it do be a prank tho

 

[GloomyGhoul]

Nigga, wtf?!

 

[garfield]

try sharking on some foids

 

[.matty]

Put the jizz on homeless people

 

[.matty]

Bro change that his to her quickly before you get banned. That is the gayest shit I heard. If it's a foid roommate it would be gigabased tho

Wasent meant to be gay like that I think

 

[FastBlast]

Wasent meant to be gay like that I think

I'd prefer to not put my cum on other men, prank or not

 

[.matty]

I'd prefer to not put my cum on other men, prank or not

True sounded quite weird

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Yes. Give it as food and hydration to beautiful women!

 

[cursed]

bottle it and sell it.

 

[FastBlast]

bottle it and sell it.

There is a market for cum? New moneymaxxing strategy?

 

[FastBlast]

Yes. Give it as food and hydration to beautiful women!

Margot Robbie will feast on incel semen

 

[cursed]

There is a market for cum? New moneymaxxing strategy?

Unofficial sperm donor sells BBC 'baby batter' delivered with tomato passata

Women desperate to be parents are being lured by illegal sperm donor delivery services on social media.

www.bbc.com

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Margot Robbie will feast on incel semen

 

[FastBlast]

Unofficial sperm donor sells BBC 'baby batter' delivered with tomato passata

Women desperate to be parents are being lured by illegal sperm donor delivery services on social media.

www.bbc.com

Lol at the article being from BBC

 

[Caichan]

The bathroom trash where I throw away my cumrags now has an ant infestation. Apparently semen is full of highly nutritious protein and natural sugar that they feed to their larvae and queens. My jizz probably also has various amino acids and vitamins in it cause of the skin lightening supplement stack I take.

It’s disgusting and I need to do something about it ASAP, but it’s still somewhat fascinating that I unintentionally became a deity of sorts for what’s technically a primordial subterranean civilization

 

[Clit CFO]

View: https://youtu.be/gKFiAcOgeW0?si=bByf0vvhGP1vr_BR

 

[FastBlast]

View: https://youtu.be/gKFiAcOgeW0?si=bByf0vvhGP1vr_BR

Why did you have to remind me of this?

 

[Emba]

The bathroom trash where I throw away my cumrags now has an ant infestation. Apparently semen is full of highly nutritious protein and natural sugar that they feed to their larvae and queens. My jizz probably also has various amino acids and vitamins in it cause of the skin lightening supplement stack I take.

It’s disgusting and I need to do something about it ASAP, but it’s still somewhat fascinating that I unintentionally became a deity of sorts for what’s technically a primordial subterranean civilization

Whatever you say Antman

 

[The Judge]

The bathroom trash where I throw away my cumrags now has an ant infestation. Apparently semen is full of highly nutritious protein and natural sugar that they feed to their larvae and queens. My jizz probably also has various amino acids and vitamins in it cause of the skin lightening supplement stack I take.

It’s disgusting and I need to do something about it ASAP, but it’s still somewhat fascinating that I unintentionally became a deity of sorts for what’s technically a primordial subterranean civilization

There is something strangely Lovecraftian about this.

To these ants, there is this incomprehensively massive being that only shows up to a bestow their seed upon them. The ants then gather in a pit to harvest this mysterious gift and use it to sustain their entire colony.

 

[Urchin]

put it in a spray bottle and spray whores on the street

KEKKING HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Leblid]

Don't know. Maybe as fertilizer? I think some females use their menstruation as it.

 

[nazianime]

Cum goes on anime figures.

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Putting it on foids, I heard it’s healthy for their skin.

 

[Brainy]

"harassed for sex"

These kinds of foids shouldn't have kids in the first place all it's gonna do is create more idiots

I wish there was a god because if there was he'd be so pissed

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Put it in stacies pussy

 

[TooSomething]

Donate and get money?

 

[LeFrenchCel]

put it in a spray bottle and spray whores on the street

(In video game)

 

[Vitaexile]

I am tired of wasting my jizz when I cum. There has to be a clever way to use semen in a meaningful way after you goon. Maybe it's a good fertilizer for plants or something? I don't know just give me suggestions. I am tired of cumming in tissues and letting my perfectly good spunk go to waste rotting in the garbage

Collect a week's worth and put it in a super soaker and shoot random people on the street

 

[TooSomething]

High iq

And btw, if your sperm, somehow, magically survives this long, exposed to oxygen, then there is a slim chance / risk to impregnate a foid, if you spray at the right places. jfl

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

There is something strangely Lovecraftian about this.

To these ants, there is this incomprehensively massive being that only shows up to a bestow their seed upon them. The ants then gather in a pit to harvest this mysterious gift and use it to sustain their entire colony.

I reckon you could write something about that. I probably would but whatever I would write but it would be hard to not have it end up sounding gay

 

[The Judge]

I reckon you could write something about that. I probably would but whatever I would write but it would be hard to not have it end up sounding gay

I might turn it into a sewer story one of these days.