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Serious Do you guys know good uses for cum?

FastBlast

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I am tired of wasting my jizz when I cum. There has to be a clever way to use semen in a meaningful way after you goon. Maybe it's a good fertilizer for plants or something? I don't know just give me suggestions. I am tired of cumming in tissues and letting my perfectly good spunk go to waste rotting in the garbage :fuk:
 
The bathroom trash where I throw away my cumrags now has an ant infestation. Apparently semen is full of highly nutritious protein and natural sugar that they feed to their larvae and queens. My jizz probably also has various amino acids and vitamins in it cause of the skin lightening supplement stack I take.

It’s disgusting and I need to do something about it ASAP, but it’s still somewhat fascinating that I unintentionally became a deity of sorts for what’s technically a primordial subterranean civilization
 
put it in a spray bottle and spray whores on the street
 
if you have a roommate you hate, put jizz in his shampoo bottle
 
The bathroom trash where I throw away my cumrags now has an ant infestation. Apparently semen is full of highly nutritious protein and natural sugar that they feed to their larvae and queens. My jizz probably also has various amino acids and vitamins in it cause of the skin lightening supplement stack I take.

It’s disgusting and I need to do something about it ASAP, but it’s still somewhat fascinating that I unintentionally became a deity of sorts for what’s technically a primordial subterranean civilization
Ok... not what I had in mind but it's definitely a use case for cum. Feeding and sustaining an ant colony in your bathroom. Noted :feelsStudy:

Teacher Studying GIF
 
if you have a roommate you hate, put jizz in *** shampoo bottle
Bro change that his to her quickly before you get banned. That is the gayest shit I heard. If it's a foid roommate it would be gigabased tho :feelshmm:
 
try sharking on some foids
 
Bro change that his to her quickly before you get banned. That is the gayest shit I heard. If it's a foid roommate it would be gigabased tho :feelshmm:
Wasent meant to be gay like that I think
 
Yes. Give it as food and hydration to beautiful women!
 

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