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CURSED BY FATE!!!!!!!!!!!

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chadcelvirgin69

Greycel
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my parents must have a sick sense of humor.


I AM THE INCELLEST OF ALL INCELS. I stand here before you at 5'2" manletcel, poorcel, wristcel, chincel, braincel (dumb) eyebrowcel, elbowcel, eyeballcel, eyelashcel (no eyelashes) lipcel (nolips) toothcel (crooked teeth, chipped teeth from that time when a chad tripped me in front of a bunch of stacies) and I can't afford to get my teeth fixed because poorcel. I am also nosecel, earcel (small ears lacking alpha appearance) dickcel, handcel (small hands) fingercel (narrow fingers) i am even a bellybuttoncel. worst looking bellybutton i've ever seen. the list continues: i am footcel (small beta feet) beardcel (cant grow beard)



the best part???? my name is literally CHAD.yet i will never be chad. parents named me Chad as some sort of cruel prank. what a sick joke. I curse them!!!!!

it's ogre.
 
Just change your name and you'll be fine.
 
If you have clear skin you mog me.
 

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