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Confess disgusting things about yourself

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i sometimes stab my thumb with a pin, just to taste my own blood. I don't know why.
 
I only shower once every few days if im depressed once a week
 
I sweat like crazy. My palms literally leave ponds if I keep them on the same spot for long periods of time, asscrack and back are the worst.
If I get snot, earwax or pus from a squeezed pimple on my fingers I don't bother wiping/washing it off and just eat it.
 
What was shitting yourself supposed to accomplish?
i made a thread about it/ bullied bad by other people (verbally)so i held my bladder and feces and sometimes would just use it in the classroom... (first thread i made) my high school would lock the bathrooms due to fights so i had to go around asking different teachers to unlock the bathroom.. idk that and a combination of some undiagnosed mental illness i suppose bullying will do that to you..
 
i made a thread about it/ bullied bad by other people (verbally)so i held my bladder and feces and sometimes would just use it in the classroom... (first thread i made) my high school would lock the bathrooms due to fights so i had to go around asking different teachers to unlock the bathroom.. idk that and a combination of some undiagnosed mental illness i suppose bullying will do that to you..
I'm sorry you went through that.
 
I have bad breath
Same. I wash my mouth with Hydrogen Peroxide but it only works for an hour or so. Usually have to chew like 12 gums in a day... It really sucks..
 
I have an oily nose and spotty tongue.
 
jerk off to girls' facebook photos
 
Same. I wash my mouth with Hydrogen Peroxide but it only works for an hour or so. Usually have to chew like 12 gums in a day... It really sucks..
Nothing really works it seems. Mouthwash, flossing, tongue scraping, it's just another burden to stop us from ever ascending.
 
I smell the string after I floss.
 
i jerk off near my open window
Frigginckcing great posting !!!!

I used to not know how to clean my ass

I was never told to clean up there

I think people even called me smelly
 
After I take a shit, I go in the tub and wash my ass with my bare hands to get all the leftover shit particles out. (i'm not fat, it's not a swamp ass scenario)

Do I win this thread?
Why not use the shower?

You stick your ass under the spgot?
 
I'm still alive
 
For some reason I get huge quantities of dandruff in my eyebrows. If I run a finger "against the grain" across my eyebrow there will be a visible shower of flakes and I can just keep doing this over and over and seemingly never run out of eyebrow dandruff. I don't even get dandruff on my scalp. Just my eyebrows.

So, what's gross about you?
I have a colostomy bag. I doubt you fakecels can beat that
 
980x
 
I like cutting off my foot calluses with a nail clipper and feeding the dead skin to my cat
 
My ass has leaks sometimes. Actually, it is a function of my hemorrhoids, which causes me to lube up my ass with preparation h. When I drink heavily I have watery shits, which is a recipe for a leaky ass. A couple of months ago I thought I had to fart so I tried to let one rip but nope, there was a massive semi-watery shit shit in my pants. I literally shit the bed. It wasn't watery enough that I had to buy a new bed, though.

I am now ultra wary of every single fart after a night of heavy drinking.
 
My face.

If I’m being serious, I’m metaphorically sick by being classified as a sociopath, with sadist pleasures.
 
I dont comment my code
 
My ass has leaks sometimes. Actually, it is a function of my hemorrhoids, which causes me to lube up my ass with preparation h. When I drink heavily I have watery shits, which is a recipe for a leaky ass. A couple of months ago I thought I had to fart so I tried to let one rip but nope, there was a massive semi-watery shit shit in my pants. I literally shit the bed. It wasn't watery enough that I had to buy a new bed, though.

I am now ultra wary of every single fart after a night of heavy drinking.

One time back in my fat days I was trying to lose weight. My dad told me about some grapefruit diet that was supposed to help you lose weight. Like half of everything I ate on that diet was grapefruit. After a week or so I woke up at night and groggily felt like I had to fart. What I actually did was shart watery grapefruit poop all over myself. I had eaten so much grapefruit that it's what my poop smelled noticabely citrusy and it was full of intact juice vessicles. I haven't shat myself since.
 
I used to do the dandruff thing too but with my scalp not the brow.
 
Whatever the worst incels say is nothing compared to your average woman.
 
I cum into my undies
 
I'm a fart-sniffer.
 
i marinate my baby gravy.
 
Im fat, have manboobs and a hairy back
 
I like big chicks. Not obese or anything, this shit is disgusting, but a bit of extra fat in the right places does it for me more then skinny cunts.
 
Oh also my feet smell disgusting even though i shower daily
 
I smell the string after I floss.
Was about to say that. The space between a few of my teeth tends to collect more debris so I need to keep an eye (and a nose) on my floss.

I also drink a lot of milk and that leads to some weird build up on my almonds. I can spit it out if I clench the muscles in my throat. I don't know what it is but it smells awful. I am so glad that I know about it so I can get rid of it. If I kept it in my throat my breath would probably kill plants.
 
This thread is like fuel to Inceltears,is it worth confessing this?
Bait thread much
 
I rape, murder and very gruesomely torture femoids to the point where they beg for death and scream off the top of their lungs yearly and fantasize about it at least 20 times a month

Oh wait, bad things?
 
I rape, murder and very gruesomely torture femoids to the point where they beg for death and scream off the top of their lungs yearly and fantasize about it at least 20 times a month

Oh wait, bad things?
Joined May 2, 2018
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Joined May 2, 2018
Messages 112

Joined May 2, 2018
Messages 112
 
I rape, murder and very gruesomely torture femoids to the point where they beg for death and scream off the top of their lungs yearly and fantasize about it at least 20 times a month

Oh wait, bad things?

Hmmm
 
I have one testicle
 
Just read through the whole thread. DAMN you fuckers are disgusting. If I was a foid and discovered my partner did half the shit posted in this thread, I'd dump his ass too tbh.
 

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