Confess disgusting things about yourself

[Deleted member 1499]

For some reason I get huge quantities of dandruff in my eyebrows. If I run a finger "against the grain" across my eyebrow there will be a visible shower of flakes and I can just keep doing this over and over and seemingly never run out of eyebrow dandruff. I don't even get dandruff on my scalp. Just my eyebrows.

So, what's gross about you?

 

[torujo]

my ass sweats a lot

 

[Deleted member 5712]

i jerk off near my open window

 

[BlackVoid12]

My ass is so hairy I have to wash my ass after taking a shit

 

[Weirdcel]

I have bad breath

 

[Dekim]

My ass is so hairy I have to wash my ass after taking a shit

That's, that's a normal thing to do... In EU we have bidets in all toilets for this exact purpose.

 

[IronMike]

I pick dingleberries of my ass and smell them.

I wipe the sweat off my groin and sniff it

I eat my boogers

 

[Analhusten]

For some reason I get huge quantities of dandruff in my eyebrows. If I run a finger "against the grain" across my eyebrow there will be a visible shower of flakes and I can just keep doing this over and over and seemingly never run out of eyebrow dandruff. I don't even get dandruff on my scalp. Just my eyebrows.

my ass sweats a lot

My ass is so hairy I have to wash my ass after taking a shit

Very relatable, though even if I were to shave my ass, I'd still wash it thoroughly after dropping a log, as any sensible person would.

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

I'm subhuman

 

[_incelinside]

My lips perpetually disintegrate

 

[tehgymcel420]

I have frizzy hair.

 

[Deleted member 6018]

I cook with my cum

 

[Dekim]

I cook with my cum

i highly doubt that

 

[Weed]

Sometimes when I am all alone I jizz in my hand and throw it at the wall like a spider man

 

[Dekim]

Sometimes when I am all alone I jizz in my hand and throw it at the wall like a spider man

i highly doubt that

 

[Weed]

That's, that's a normal thing to do... In EU we have bidets in all toilets for this exact purpose.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

I do enjoy picking out a semi-hard, yet soft and flexible booger and rolling it between my index finger and thumb, appreciating the unique texture. I then flatten it between my fingers, gently prise them open and marvel as the booger separates into slimy strands.

 

[Deleted member 6018]

i highly doubt that

It’s full of vitamins and has no taste. Why wouldn’t I use it?

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Sometimes when I am all alone I jizz in my hand and throw it at the wall like a spider man

Sometimes when I am all alone I jizz in my hand

Hold up, you mean you're not always alone when you're wacking off?

 

[Deleted member 1617]

next up on inceltears "no wonder these guys are incelzzz!!!! teehee!"

you fell right for the fucking bait, you morons

 

[Weed]

Hold up, you mean you're not always alone when you're wacking off?

Sometimes there's my cat in my room

 

[Golden Blue]

I masturbated in public a few times - God help me on that one.
I tried masturbating with melted marshmallow goo once, it hardens too quickly

 

[IronMike]

I masturbated in public a few times - God help me on that one.
I tried masturbating with melted marshmallow goo once, it hardens too quickly

change your avatar after sharing that you mother fucker

 

[Deleted member 1783]

After I take a shit, I go in the tub and wash my ass with my bare hands to get all the leftover shit particles out. (i'm not fat, it's not a swamp ass scenario)

Do I win this thread?

 

[bkdreamkb]

I eat my own cum.
It's pratical. Doesn't taste bad. Has proteins and vitamins.

 

[Weirdcel]

I pick dingleberries of my ass and smell them.

Now this is just disgusting.

 

[Golden Blue]

change your avatar after sharing that you mother fucker

"And when you stand and pray, forgive anything you may have against anyone, so that your Father in heaven will forgive the wrongs you have done."

 

[uglylifematters]

I have some of the worst back acne ever. my back is almost covered in black acne scars

 

[Deleted member 1499]

Sometimes when I am all alone I jizz in my hand and throw it at the wall like a spider man

I do this with my sneeze boogers.

 

[IronMike]

"And when you stand and pray, forgive anything you may have against anyone, so that your Father in heaven will forgive the wrongs you have done."

I will pray for you tonight, I also am battling a demon myself, I'm a chronic prone masturbator

 

[Indari]

are you incel?

 

[TomathonClancy]

I'm brown

 

[Tellem--T]

I eat my ear boogers or its dirts

Taste very sour and strong

 

[Total Imbecile]

I shower daily but I always put the same clothes on

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

I jack off to Zyros pics

 

[Sadist]

Hold up, you mean you're not always alone when you're wacking off?

 

[Sadist]

I jack off to Zyros pics

believable tbh

 

[Sneepysqar]

Sometimes, instead of washing my hands, I just run the tap, so it sounds like I washed them.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Sometimes, instead of washing my hands, I just run the tap, so it sounds like I washed them.

Thats criminal.

 

[Heightframeface]

ACNE.

Everyone on this site skinmogs my subhuman parasitical being into oblivion

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Now this is just disgusting.

 

[Goomba]

Me ugly

 

[Weirdcel]

Sniffing your ballsweat I understand...

sniffing your asscrack....

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

when i was in high school i piss and shit myself on purpose and i jerked off in my underwear to femoids / put a jacket over my lap and calmly stroked to release

 

[_incelinside]

Dick cheese

 

[Tension]

I eat my boogers

I think you're the first person I have ever seen to admit this. I do this when no-one's looking, but if I'm caught doing it everyone loses their shit and screams that I'm disgusting. It's really not that disgusting in the grand scheme of things.

 

[IronMike]

I think you're the first person I have ever seen to admit this. I do this when no-one's looking, but if I'm caught doing it everyone loses their shit and screams that I'm disgusting. It's really not that disgusting in the grand scheme of things.

These are things I only do in the comfort of my room, my dad however picks his nose while driving which is absolutely disgusting to me

 

[Schizoidcel]

I drink my semen

 

[Deleted member 1499]

when i was in high school i piss and shit myself on purpose and i jerked off in my underwear to femoids / put a jacket over my lap and calmly stroked to release

In public?

 

[Lonelyvirgin]

Swamp ass