Churchmaxxing?

[Moeggels]

What do you think?

I have a friend who became a huge faggot Christcel because the bitch he's """dating""" is a born again Christian whore. He's keep trying to convert me to Christianity which is hilarious but I guess if I started going to Church, it would open a new potential source of pussy.

I don't think church girls care as much about being NT as normie whores do. I'd just have to pretend to worship a dead kike on a stick.

Thoughts?

 

[PersonalityChad]

IDK man. I think it's worth a try.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

What do you think?

I have a friend who became a huge faggot Christcel because the bitch he's """dating""" is a born again Christian whore. He's keep trying to convert me to Christianity which is hilarious but I guess if I started going to Church, it would open a new potential source of pussy.

I don't think church girls care as much about being NT as normie whores do. I'd just have to pretend to worship a dead kike on a stick.

Thoughts?

Go with a good Eastern Orthodox Church, mang

 

[vippnor]

would definitely work, see if your friends girlfriend has any friends and go for it

 

[Moeggels]

Go with a good Eastern Orthodox Church, mang

I don't think there's many of them in the UK where I am.

 

[Moeggels]

would definitely work, see if your friends girlfriend has any friends and go for it

My friend's "girlfriend" lives on another continent lmao. They never met but have been dating for like 3 years.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I don't think there's many of them in the UK where I am.

Over… try roman Catholicism for the next best thing then, mang

 

[vippnor]

My friend's "girlfriend" lives on another continent lmao. They never met but have been dating for like 3 years.

go to your local church starting tomorrow and scout it out for some play. next week come prepared to talk to the play

 

[Moeggels]

Over… try roman Catholicism for the next best thing then, mang

that's the plan.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Worth a shot ig but I wouldn’t count on it

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

that's the plan.

 

[Moeggels]

go to your local church starting tomorrow and scout it out for some play. next week come prepared to talk to the play

I go very rarely but I remember seeing some decent JBs.

 

[BornToLose]

As long as you don't start banging on about Jesus on here.

 

[vippnor]

I go very rarely but I remember seeing some decent JBs.

make a mental note of the ones you are willing to speak to, then return and in the following weeks talk to some of them

 

[Moeggels]

make a mental note of the ones you are willing to speak to, then return and in the following weeks talk to some of them

How would I even speak to them? Would I do it after mass? I think a lot of the time they're with their parents too jfl. I'd want a prime 18 year old church girl.

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

go to your local church starting tomorrow and scout it out for some play. next week come prepared to talk to the play

Why not starting today with Saturday evening vigil, mang?

 

[Indari]

god isn't real though. you're willing to pretend?

 

[vippnor]

How would I even speak to them? Would I do it after mass? I think a lot of the time they're with their parents too jfl. I'd want a prime 18 year old church girl.

manufacture a situation that forces a conversation

 

[Moeggels]

god isn't real though. you're willing to pretend?

I'm not smart enough to know whether there's something greater than us and neither is anyone here. I'm not religious though, I don't give a fuck about that shit. I just want pussy.

 

[Furrgin]

I was born in a muslim country and partially grew up there, even “based islam” is a joke in the west. muslim dudes are incel, doubt church is much better

 

[Indari]

I'm not smart enough to know whether there's something greater than us and neither is anyone here. I'm not religious though, I don't give a fuck about that shit. I just want pussy.

I'm afraid you won't be getting any pussy until marriage. Maybe some anal though

 

[Moeggels]

I'm afraid you won't be getting any pussy until marriage. Maybe some anal though

Don't modern church girls see LTRs as marriage? I doubt church stops them from whoring. She probably just needs to think that it'll end up in marriage.

 

[ADHD_cel]

Maybe you’ll ascend like this bro, kek

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/OrthodoxChristianity/comments/on2wi9/we_got_married_last_weekend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

 

[Moeggels]

Maybe you’ll ascend like this bro, kek

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/OrthodoxChristianity/comments/on2wi9/we_got_married_last_weekend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

no, no old hambeasts. Only prime girls.