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Meme Build Your Gf (low functioning autism posting)

I will careermax eventually, but I doubt it will get me laid
I like this avatar
2119.jpg
 
You got 250$
-Face-

Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$

Pretty eyes 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Pale skin 10$
Sweet accent 10$
Small upturned nose 50$
I like this avatar
2119.jpg
Same here. She's a qt.
 
is there an option for loyalty? otherwise im putting all the money into ass and face
 
You got 250$
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$

Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-

Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-

Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$

:feelsautistic:
 
Skillmax
Othermax
Pretty eyes
Long hair
Big tits
Pale skin
Keep the change
 
Small upturned nose 50$
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Pale skin 10$
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
Cute freckles 5$

Edit:
@chadlandic
how much would I have to pay for a "always goes barefoot in the house" option? Cause I'd rather have that over her being able to cook tbhhh.

Edit:
Uhhhmmm excuse me I don't see an option to make her permanently 14 plz fix this???

Edit: also an option to give her thick eyebrows and a gap in her teeth would be nice

Edit: also an option to make her cry in a very cute manner would be appreciated
What is with the barefoot thing?
 
If only it were that simple :feelsbadman:
 
If I still gave two shits about women and their tunneltrash, this is what I would get. (The bold is something that I want) The rest of the money I would spend on steam cards.

You got 250$
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$

Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$

Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-

Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-

Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$
 
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$

Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$

-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$

Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$

Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$

Cute freckles 5$
 
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$

Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$

Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$

Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$

Cute freckles 5$
Sounds good
 
Sounds good
Yours was also pretty neat. I don't mind the lips or the butt though, too many bunda culture here made me sick of it a bit.
 
You got 250$
-Face-

Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$

Should I lower my standards some more, inceltears?
 
Face: Pretty eyes
Body: Medium sized perky boobs & toned, nice butt, pale skin
Skills: All
Other: All

I have $55 left, can I afford blonde hair, blue eyes and 10 years younger than me?
 
You got 250$
-Face-

Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$

Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$

Cute freckles 5$

Best Girl tbh
 
Pretty eyes - $50
Small upturned nose - $50
Lucious, soft, long hair - $50
Medium sized perky boobs - $20
Toned, nice butt - $20
Small, pretty feet - $20
Small waist - $20
Pale skin - $10
Cute freckles - $5


TOTAL: $245
 

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