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chadlandic

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You got 250$
-Face-

Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$
 
$20

big ass all i need
 
You got 250$
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$

Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$

Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-

Can cook well 20$ = I can probably cook better
Cleans often 20$ = I am clean
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$
 
You got 250$
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$

Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$

Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-

Can cook well 20$ = I can probably cook better
Cleans often 20$ = I am clean
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$
 

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I will buy pale skin 25 times. Then sell them at triple the price.
 
Face-
Small upturned nose- 50$
Body-
Medium sized perky boobs-20$
Skills-
All 4- 80$
Total-150$
I still save 100$ and get a cute waifu.
 
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$

Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$


5$ left, so i add even more cute freckles lol
Face-
Small upturned nose- 50$
Body-
Medium sized perky boobs-20$
Skills-
All 4- 80$
Total-150$
I still save 100$ and get a cute waifu.
Why not add some pretty eyes and nice lips to that boyo?
 
Dont need this

I just get ugly girls from online, photoshop them until they look hot then jack off to them
 
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$

Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$

Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$

Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$

Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$


5$ left, so i add even more cute freckles lol

Why not add some pretty eyes and nice lips to that boyo?
I need money when the femoid shows her true character bro. All femoids are cheating bitches. I'll spend a million dollor to get a honest wife, but nothing like an honest femoid exists anymore.
 
$20 same interests.
$10sweet accent
$50pretty eyes
If I could have just the first two I would be in heaven tbh.
My ideal girl is just female version of myself,I want to find a girl who has the same negative traits as myself,the same type of life lived.I know it'll never happen tho.
I don't care about looks at all as I'm not like the other girls.
 
$20 same interests.
$10sweet accent
$50pretty eyes
If I could have just the first two I would be in heaven tbh.
My ideal girl is just female version of myself,I want to find a girl who has the same negative traits as myself,the same type of life lived.I know it'll never happen tho.
I don't care about looks at all as I'm not like the other girls.
just having all the traits are good enough tbh
 
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Big natural boobs 20$
Pale skin 10$
Toned, nice butt 20$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$

Total=$240.

I would use the last $10 on our first date.

Actually, I don't think I will ever have a first date. I keep asking women out on first dates, but they always say they have a boyfriend...
 
You got 250$
-Face-

Pretty anime eyes 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$
 
Pretty eyes

cute lips

big natural boobs

pale skin

big ass

has same interests

cooks

wide hips
 
You got 250$
-Face-

Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$
pretty eyes, small waist, big tits, cleans often. All I need
 
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$

Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-

Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$

Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$

Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$

and I spend the remaining 35$ on chicken tendies
 
i would just save up to buy everything personally
 
I was expecting an anime girl creator
 
You got 250$
-Face-

Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$

pretty eyes 50$
long hair 50$
cute lips 50$
big b00bs 20$
small waist 20$
pale skin 10$
same interest 20$
cleans often 20$
sweet accent 10$
 
Take me to ur waifu dealer sir

You got 250$
-Face-
:yes:Pretty eyes 50$
:yes:Cute plump lips 50$
:yes:Small upturned nose 50$
:yes:Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-

Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
:yes:Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
:yes:Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
:yes:Can cook well 20$

Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$
 
Face-
Pretty eyes 50$

Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$

Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-

Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$

Cute freckles 5$

Total 250$
 
Pretty eyes 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
Pale skin 10$
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
Sweet accent 10$
 
standardscels ITT

if she thick we can always work something out
 
highest of iq posts
You got 250$
-Face-
Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$

Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$

Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-

Can cook well 20$ = I can probably cook better
Cleans often 20$ = I am clean
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$
this except feet
 
Btw not many of you understand the importance of a female being smart and helping you out with shit. One of my mates was cleaned out by his gf from being an addict to returning to college. Imagine how great it would be to have a supportive gf next to you, trying to make everything better for you... :feelscry: He was a chadlite thoıgh.
 
Btw not many of you understand the importance of a female being smart and helping you out with shit. One of my mates was cleaned out by his gf from being an addict to returning to college. Imagine how great it would be to have a supportive gf next to you, trying to make everything better for you... :feelscry: He was a chadlite thoıgh.
I am already pretty good at cooking and my room is clean. I also prefer to study alone. The only personal trait that matters to me is having common interests
 
I am already pretty good at cooking and my room is clean. I also prefer to study alone. The only personal trait that matters to me is having common interests
impressive, careermax bro, get a high status and you might have a chance
 
Pretty eyes
Cute plump lips
Lucious, soft, long hair
Big ass
Wide hips
Pale skin
Cleans often
Sweet accent
Smart, helps you out with problems
 
Dont need this

I just get ugly girls from online, photoshop them until they look hot then jack off to them
teach me your skills Massa!

Seriously though, can you make skinny girls thick, or look ike they have a big ass
 
I don’t see a 2D option
 
You got 250$
-Face-

Pretty eyes 50$:yes:
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$:yes:
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$:yes:
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$:yes:
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$:yes:
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$:yes:
Cleans often 20$:yes:
Has the same interests with you 20$:yes:
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$:yes:
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$:yes:
Cute freckles 5$
 
You got 250$
Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Big ass 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$

THIS COMBINATION CANNOT BE BEAT

Also JFL @ all the low standard black males who only want a bitch with a big ass
 
Pretty eyes 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Pale skin 10$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
Sweet accent 10$

240/250
 
THIS COMBINATION CANNOT BE BEAT

Also JFL @ all the low standard black males who only want a bitch with a big ass
Yeah they are the ones that make fat ugly white women feel like queens
 
You got 250$
-Face-

Pretty eyes 50$
Cute plump lips 50$
Small upturned nose 50$
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
-Body-
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Big natural boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Bronze skin 10$
Pale skin 10$
-Skills-
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
-Other-
Sweet accent 10$
Cute freckles 5$
Small upturned nose 50$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Big ass 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
These are all essential to me, she can't also be too tall or short, hopefully between 5'5-5'9. It would be nice too if she had:
Lucious, soft, long hair 50$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
Sweet accent 10$
Big natural boobs 20$
 
Small upturned nose 50$
Medium sized perky boobs 20$
Small waist 20$
Wide hips 20$
Toned, nice butt 20$
Small, pretty feet 20$
Pale skin 10$
Can cook well 20$
Cleans often 20$
Has the same interests with you 20$
Smart, helps you out with problems 20$
Cute freckles 5$

Edit:
@chadlandic
how much would I have to pay for a "always goes barefoot in the house" option? Cause I'd rather have that over her being able to cook tbhhh.

Edit:
Uhhhmmm excuse me I don't see an option to make her permanently 14 plz fix this???

Edit: also an option to give her thick eyebrows and a gap in her teeth would be nice

Edit: also an option to make her cry in a very cute manner would be appreciated
 
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