BRAG MEGATHREAD

[Lookscel]

We flex on them virgins and weirdos in this thread

I will start-

Today I was at McDonald's and this foid asked me if I wanted a Coke

See you later virgins

 

[Deleted member 23483]

I’m athletic.

 

[Deleted member 14218]

i sometimes drive a car

 

[FaceandHFD]

I have a 50+ slay count in minecraft

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I sat next to a foid today in train

 

[SryMyEnglish]

I was a 5k (4700) mmr slayer in DotA2

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

someone paid their debts to me from several years ago

 

[Animecel2D]

My waifu loves me.

 

[PluralSpaceRace]

I donated half my salary to my favourite twitch thot

 

[omnilet]

I was a 5k (4700) mmr slayer in DotA2

tfw 6k mogs u

 

[Deleted member 23682]

I have a drivers license

@LastGerman @rightfulcel @Damo the incel @turbocuckcel_7000 @Joelossus @Damo the incel @Newbie17 @WawelDragon1683

 

[grondilu]

Sometimes, I feel pretty good about myself.

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

Today got greetings message with valentine day on fb. From old armenian man we were drinking with few years ago

 

[nihility]

i'll get a warning if I brag it's something from my past

 

[SryMyEnglish]

tfw 6k mogs u

Fuck mog me to hell

 

[Lookscel]

i'll get a warning if I brag it's something from my past

My fakecel meter is going high

 

[nihility]

My fakecel meter is going high

chill bro

 

[Lookscel]

Sometimes, I feel pretty good about myself.

Mogs me to hell ngl

chill bro

 

[metabuxx]

I once took an online IQ test and it said my IQ was 139

It was probably fake but I felt good for a while

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

There's a special deal at my grocery store where I can get 3 donuts for 1 usd. I have been buying all week and storing them in my freezer.

 

[Joelossus]

I have a drivers license

@LastGerman @rightfulcel @Damo the incel @turbocuckcel_7000 @Joelossus @Damo the incel @Newbie17 @WawelDragon1683

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Lookscel]

I once took an online IQ test and it said my IQ was 139

It was probably fake but I felt good for a while

My came like 130 or something like that.

IQ tests are retardedly boring and mundane I ain't giving one irl

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Don't get angry bro just piss yourself

 

[muharremabi]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Lookscel]

chill bro

"Chill bro"

 

[TheGambler2]

I’m athletic.

I have a drivers license

i sometimes drive a car

 

[Hate_my_life]

I sat next to a foid today in train

 

[nihility]

"Chill bro"
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[Lookscel]

Nice attention to detail

 

[Deleted member 24333]

See all those heads? I store my personality in them.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I have a drivers license

@LastGerman @rightfulcel @Damo the incel @turbocuckcel_7000 @Joelossus @Damo the incel @Newbie17 @WawelDragon1683

 

[Deleted member 18214]

I have a drivers license

@LastGerman @rightfulcel @Damo the incel @turbocuckcel_7000 @Joelossus @Damo the incel @Newbie17 @WawelDragon1683

brag

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

 

[Blacktarpill]

I have a drivers license

@LastGerman @rightfulcel @Damo the incel @turbocuckcel_7000 @Joelossus @Damo the incel @Newbie17 @WawelDragon1683

They should keep crying for you.

 

[Incel Gamer]

"Chill bro"
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Someone should photoshop Incels.co menu on the screens

 

[Irredeemable]

I am not severely disabled.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Chad bait post ngl
Also OP I went with your mum on a date in St. Valentine

 

[Lookscel]

Chad bait post ngl
Also OP I went with your mum on a date in St. Valentine

I went with your father on a date in St. Valentine

 

[Deleted member 23682]

They should keep crying for you.

Why?

 

[Lookscel]

I rubbed my penis on a girl's stuff in elementary school

Fuck man this is legit Chad stuff man Chad's.co

You fucker you mog me to hell and heaven

 

[ItsOver4cel]

I went with your father on a date in St. Valentine

Yo wut

 

[Blacktarpill]

Why?

Idk man.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Idk man.

Do you have a drivers license

 

[Lookscel]

Yo wut

You read it. He just laid there and took it. Two hours btw

 

[Monk of Failure]

Never got cheated by girl.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Do you have a drivers license

No. But i can get one. just too lazy to enter the exam

 

[Yerberito]

Im what you will call a Chad

 

[ItsOver4cel]

You read it. He just laid there and took it. Two hours btw

Gheys me tbh

 

[Lookscel]

She never knew about it

No one does to this day but it was so satisfying watching her use the pencil I rubbed my dick on

I thought you meant her vagina by "her stuff"

 

[FlamingCel]

I am 50 ft tall

 

[Deleted member 23682]

No. But i can get one. just too lazy to enter the exam

Lazies me.

@Colvin76 what's your story. has the driver license pill raped your soul?