i have crippling depression
I once looked at a girl
Im what you will call a Chad
I am braphog
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I wasn't arrested for giving a valentines gift.
me got obscure rank
yesterday I was at the mall and when I went to pay the beers the female chasier said "hi" to me.
I'm having the sex
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a female made eye contact with more for more than a second cya
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My mom was my valentine
B
I won't be incel when I'm dead.
Yo sup u see the lad on ma pic?
Dats me
Dats me
My girlfriends cook for me
Alabamamaxxing taken to the next lvl
Nothing. Imagine when you rubbed your dick on her pencil some of your dick skin cells must have landed on the pencil.
Then she used that pencil and practically touched your dick cells. She touched what was once a part of your dick and came from your dick. Who knows she might have actually taken that pencil in her mouth so your dick cells would have landed in her mouth and inside her. Then her body digested your dick cells and the nutrition of that dick cell became a part of her.
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You cucked your father tbh
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holy fuck brutal, time for ShySaxonsDaddy to appear on the forums
volcel if you wouldn't fuck a many headed foidbeast
Lmao imagine dating your father's sloppy secondsLmfao if he wasn't already cucked
you know I'm right fight me irl 1v1.
Come at me bro
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Freezer? Do they still taste good after you melt them?
What dost thou just exclaim to thyself, you meager wench? I'll have thou know I graduated valedictorian at Cambridge University, and thy hath partaken in numerous invasions of France, and thyself have over 300 recorded slayings. Thyself hath been trained in chivalrous warfare and thyself am the top Longbowman in the entire King of England's army. Thou art not a thing but target to thyself. Thy will conquer thou with accuracy the likes of which hath never been witnessed before upon this fair isle, dwell upon my oration. Thou think thou can get away with proclaiming such filth to thyself via His Majesty's letter deliverance service? Repeat your thoughts, copulator. As we engage in conversation thyself art summoning thy clandestine company of shadowy individuals across His Majesty's kingdom and thou fortress doth be traced this day so thou best prepare for the ruckus, peasant. The ruckus that decimates the pathetic meager object thou proclaim thou vitae. Thou be mortem, child. Thy can roam any county, any sunrise to sunset, and thy can take thou life in above 700 technques, and that's using naught but thy own gauntlets. Not exclusively is thy extensively trained in duelling without a blade, but thy pertain access to the entire arsenal of the His Majesty's Royal Cavalry and thy will use it to its complete usefulness to wipe thou forlorn buttocks off the face of the kingdom, thou meager dropping. If only thou could hath foreseen the divine retribution thou meager "quick-witted" exclamation would in due time bringeth upon thou, perhaps thou would hath halted thou tongue. Thou could not, thou did not, and thou art paying the blasted bounty, thou God forsaken imbicile. Thy shall excrete fury upon thou and thou will suffocate on said fury. Thou be vanquished, child.
Another shitposting goldmine
I have to go to sleep now will deal with you later
Thanks bro
have a good sleepThanks bro
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ok gamedevcel
Yo wen gurlz apeer imma jus say hey wan sum fuk? and it works
and it works
CopeYo wen gurlz apeer imma jus say hey wan sum fuk?
Girlz be coming up to me and asking for some fuk
I don't even ask
One time I got so high on LSD I cried nonstop in my bathroom for 3 hours until my chest started psychically hurting.
I didn't get a nice sleep im still feeling sleepy fuuuucccckkkk
.An incel on top of that I can't sleep.
brutal. i hate when that happensI didn't get a nice sleep im still feeling sleepy fuuuucccckkkk
I got top score on the street fighter machines
Once i got up in this crowded bus and i couldn't prevent my crotch to get rubbed against a big foid's ass for a few seconds (not a landwhale, she was ok)
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