BRAG MEGATHREAD

[Llama]

I went to dinner with my mom

 

[SupremeG]

I have a Mercedes.

 

[Lookscel]

I have a Mercedes.

Ahh it's the rare Richcel

 

[SupremeG]

Ahh it's the rare Richcel

I'm not rich at all. I live at my parents at 27 as a wageslave. I don't pay rent, that's the only reason why I can afford such cars.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Im livin that trucker lifestyle, you know

 

[iKillCucks]

My stats
8'5"
750lbs 1% body fat
Demonic blue hunter eyes
Caucasian
Norwood 0

 

[Lookscel]

Im livin that trucker lifestyle, you know

Stop posting here. Mr.Goldberg's shipment won't deliver itself you know.

 

[careermax_aspiecel]

I have a well-paying job

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

I fap to lolis

 

[Lookscel]

I fap to lolis

Me too

I have a well-paying job

Ahh another rare Richcel

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

Freezer? Do they still taste good after you melt them?

They are still good after being thawed.
They get dry pretty quickly and I can't eat 3 a day that's too much so that's why I freeze them.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

I wasn't arrested for giving a valentines gift.

shouldn't give gifts to women man that's a little cucked

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I'm about to take a shower

 

[Lookscel]

I'm about to take a shower

I'm about to sleep

 

[Deleted member 20434]

I just fucked ur bitch nigga

 

[Lookscel]

I just fucked ur bitch nigga

Meanwhile I fucked your mother

 

[Deleted member 23483]

I'm about to take a shower

Brutal

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Meanwhile I fucked your mother

She’s like 50 haaaahaa

 

[Yerberito]

@JohnDcel

 

[Deleted member 23483]

Meanwhile I fucked your mother

I fucked both your grandma’s

I just fucked ur bitch nigga

 

[Lookscel]

She’s like 50 haaaahaa

You think that would have stopped me

I fucked both your grandma’s

And fucked you while you were asleep

 

[Deleted member 20434]

You think that would have stopped me

And fucked you while you were asleep

Based and lookscelpilled

 

[Lookscel]

I fucked both your grandma’s

Your ass was soft as fuck man I coomed twice

Based and lookscelpilled

Ty

 

[Deleted member 23483]

Your ass was soft as fuck man I coomed twice

Ty

Jokes on you, I took a massive shit before bed... + I didn’t wipe

 

[Lookscel]

Jokes on you, I took a massive shit before bed... + I didn’t wipe

Jokes on you I always clean before fucking a guys anus

 

[JohnDcel]

@JohnDcel

my avi good

 

[Yerberito]

my avi good

You good

 

[JohnDcel]

You good

you too

 

[Yerberito]

you too

Thank you

 

[Deleted member 23483]

Jokes on you I always clean before fucking a guys anus

 

[Lookscel]

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I clean before. But not afterwards

Remember twice

 

[Deleted member 23483]

I clean before. But not afterwards

Remember twice

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I'm healthy

 

[Blacktarpill]

I cant get laid, its my super power

 

[LastGerman]

I have a drivers license

@LastGerman @rightfulcel @Damo the incel @turbocuckcel_7000 @Joelossus @Damo the incel @Newbie17 @WawelDragon1683

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Deleted member 23682]

 

[Joelossus]

I cant get laid, its my super power

Don't worry man, there're more Important things in life, than getting laid. Playing ets2 for instance.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Don't worry man, there're more Important things in life, than getting laid. Playing ets2 for instance.

ngled ngled. You should try ets 2 tbh.

 

[LastGerman]

I just once lifted a female.

 

[Deleted member 9229]

i watch anime XD.

 

[Deleted member 19546]

shouldn't give gifts to women man that's a little cucked

That's not cucked she's never even kissed anyone. I have never even seen her touch a guy.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

That's not cucked she's never even kissed anyone. I have never even seen her touch a guy.

Sure she hasn’t buddy. If she’s over 16 she’s taken her age in dicks times 3. AWALT

 

[Deleted member 17749]

I drive a nice car. A BMW.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

a female spoke to me

 

[Numb]

accidentally brushed up against a foids thighs today

 

[carticel]

cant say here but in the end the girl ended up rejecting me

 

[Lookscel]

cant say but the girl ended up rejecting me

Thanks for the necro

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Sup chads.co wanna some meals?

Cuz I can give u sum

 

[carticel]

Thanks for the necro

 

[Egbertjack]

I'm average height but I've grown a cm in month