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PoodankMcGee

PoodankMcGee

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Lately after seeing all the escortcel talk here I've been considering it more seriously, especially since I'm 22 turning 23 in a few months and in my last year of college. I've been looking at some of the escorts ads on listcrawler for my area but it's honestly turbo suifuel. All of them are either 35+ year old flappy roasties or ugly nigresses and charge 250/hr. And one of the old white roasties even has in the ad "DICK PIC REQUIRED TO SEE ME.... NO KISSING///NO GFE." Not that I would want to kiss a whore anyway but jfl I have to send a dick pic to earn the privilege of paying her? And she's too important to even pretend to be a girlfriend just lol. Or I could pay $75 for a 20 min webcam show :feelsohgod:

Most of them don't even have the prices listed so I would have to text some bitch and risk my number getting logged on some glownigger list to even get the price. I'd show pics of just how vomitfuel these $250/hr roasties are but I'm too low effort to figure out a way to do it without doxxing myself with reverse image search. I cant believe some 48 yr old flappy wrinkled roasty is worth 16x as much as my labor and has a $20/month onlyfans account wtfffffff. Not to mention the risk with it being illegal in shithole burgerland. How is this less humiliating than betabuxxing?

Maybe I can go to Thailand or something where it's cheaper but I don't think that's sustainable. Max I can stay there 2 years living the expat life and then either rope or go back to wageslaving after spending all my money. Maybe it's just better to investmaxx and live a comfy ldar life after all. Are there better sites out there perhaps? This is just so surreal I can't cope with it rn fuck FUCK FUCK :lasereyes::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
 
JFL at escortcelling in America. Get your ass to Thailand, Mexico, Brazil, or Colombia. Shit, even Netherlands and Germany.
 
bro do you have a friend?

Step 1: Buy food for 3 days
Step 2: Give your friend your internet router and keys to your appartment
Step 3: Tell him to incarcerate you and to come back in 3 days (if emergency you have phone and power cable)
Step 4: Survive
Step 5: Your friend comes back use your internet and write a message to the forum

Repeat 30 times

fuck prostitute easy + all your problems will be solved :yes:
 
"Dick pic required to see me?" Fuck kinda escorts are you looking into? I mean far be it from me to talk like I'm some sort of top john but I thought dick pics were something women DIDN'T want to see. And here you're getting things like "Not only do I want to see your penis, you MUST show it to me before we even talk about having sex?" That.. wow.
 
Lately after seeing all the escortcel talk here I've been considering it more seriously, especially since I'm 22 turning 23 in a few months and in my last year of college. I've been looking at some of the escorts ads on listcrawler for my area but it's honestly turbo suifuel. All of them are either 35+ year old flappy roasties or ugly nigresses and charge 250/hr. And one of the old white roasties even has in the ad "DICK PIC REQUIRED TO SEE ME.... NO KISSING///NO GFE." Not that I would want to kiss a whore anyway but jfl I have to send a dick pic to earn the privilege of paying her? And she's too important to even pretend to be a girlfriend just lol. Or I could pay $75 for a 20 min webcam show :feelsohgod:

Most of them don't even have the prices listed so I would have to text some bitch and risk my number getting logged on some glownigger list to even get the price. I'd show pics of just how vomitfuel these $250/hr roasties are but I'm too low effort to figure out a way to do it without doxxing myself with reverse image search. I cant believe some 48 yr old flappy wrinkled roasty is worth 16x as much as my labor and has a $20/month onlyfans account wtfffffff. Not to mention the risk with it being illegal in shithole burgerland. How is this less humiliating than betabuxxing?

Maybe I can go to Thailand or something where it's cheaper but I don't think that's sustainable. Max I can stay there 2 years living the expat life and then either rope or go back to wageslaving after spending all my money. Maybe it's just better to investmaxx and live a comfy ldar life after all. Are there better sites out there perhaps? This is just so surreal I can't cope with it rn fuck FUCK FUCK :lasereyes::feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
Paying for sex is like simping bro.
 
"Dick pic required to see me?" Fuck kinda escorts are you looking into? I mean far be it from me to talk like I'm some sort of top john but I thought dick pics were something women DIDN'T want to see. And here you're getting things like "Not only do I want to see your penis, you MUST show it to me before we even talk about having sex?" That.. wow.
Maybe they check the cock to see if the person's legit, maybe even STD-free? If the John has sores or whatever they'll probably say no.
 
Maybe they check the cock to see if the person's legit, maybe even STD-free? If the John has sores or whatever they'll probably say no.

If I've got the herp, I don't always look like I've got the herp. That's how people get the herp. They just look at the genitalia and think "This is probably fine."
 
Serves you right for even considering making disgusting worthless whore's lives easier by paying them for sex. The majority of people on here who escorted have all agreed that it was a shit experience because starfish sex with a putrid 4/10 STD ridden niggerfoid is obviously not going to be enjoyable.

Just spend the money on a high quality sexdoll and a VR headset that has finger tracking and you'll get a better experience of what good sex feels like.
 
Escort sex is fake sex

There's no bond, love and genuine interest and attraction, something we will never experience :cryfeels:
 
You're better off spending your money on food or a nice computer.
 

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