Anyone else hate reading " how was your first kiss" threads on Reddit

[Deleted member 2429]

....and then they say, "ugh first kiss was awful", "it's not worth it" or something along those lines.

LMAO FUCK YOU, at least women validate you for being attractive to be interested in kissing you. Might as well eat a hamburger in front of a homeless hungry man and complain about how the ham tastes like.

 

[incelman_path]

Oh my god, this thread perfectly sums up how I feel when I see those posts. Ungrateful fucks

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

I remember kids talking about having their first kiss back in 2nd grade. Now here i am well over a decade later and still haven't talked to a girl.

 

[Minjaze]

Those threads make me realize how much I've failed as a human being.

 

[Deleted member 2429]

Those threads make me realize how much I've failed as a human being.

And then they fucking complain about their first kiss. Fuck them, I hate them.

 

[Minjaze]

And then they fucking complain about their first kiss. Fuck them, I hate them.

Yeah, the ungrateful shits.

"Hey homeless guy, this pizza is fucking terrible it makes me want to puke!! I want caviar instead!!!!!"

 

[rickvanderhammer]

I remember kids talking about having their first kiss back in 2nd grade. Now here i am well over a decade later and still haven't talked to a girl.

womb to tomb, it was over for us before it begun. we were pre selected by nature to be sacrificial lambs. our only purpose in life is to be punching bags from ages 5-18 to boost other people's egos, pay taxes for birth control, and inconvenience as little people as possible before we gracelessly expire. the injustice of nature makes me want to commit 9/11 2.0

 

[whogivesafucc]

....and then they say, "ugh first kiss was awful", "it's not worth it" or something along those lines.
LMAO FUCK YOU, at least women validate you for being attractive to be interested in kissing you. Might as well eat a hamburger in front of a homeless hungry man and complain about how the ham tastes like.

I just laughed for a good five minutes straight at this. I agree, their complete lack of self awareness about who they are speaking to when they recount their oh so horrible experiences is fucking hilarious and infuriating at the same time.

Normies are so retarded anyway, yeah I bet "sex isn't all that" when you get it either daily or weekly.