Brutal Zoomer Foids Standards

[yez]

Average zoomer male in 2022:

6ft height
6 packed abs
6 inch penis

These are the bare minimum standards for zoomer foids. Older ones can tolerate some stats like height if you have chad face but zoomer foids don't. This is why I have no chance against my competitions. I'm very far away from average zoomer male. And you can say I'm still a kid I'll grow up but no. I'm literally 19 and my pubity is ended. My growth plates closed. At least there are tall ogre zoomers in Turkey but they still mog me to hell. When I go to uni its full of blackpill. It's ovER.

 

[ShortestManlet_2]

More like:
6'10"
10 pack abs
12" monster cock

And don't forget being a billionaire

 

[LeFrenchCel]

7 feet
7 inches
7 figures
7 unattractive males sacrificed on an altar dedicated to the Chad god a day

AWALT

 

[SlayerSlayer]

10 feet tall like Paul Bunyan
Owns a fucking mystical blue Ox
Has a dick bigger than his Ox
Chops trees enough to make Greta cry
Can grow a beard like a REAL MAN
Smells likes pine and flapjacks and has a smile that melt's foids hearts

Brutal PaulBunyanpill