EVERY TIME WITHOUT FAIL IT'S:
"Youre probably not ugly"
"Youre probably not short"
"Youre probably not autistic"
"Your childhood probably wasnt all that bad"
LIKE WTF... DO YOU JUST THINK EVERYONE IS A CHAD OR SOMETHING?
>You’re probably not ugly.
>But like, if you are, just don’t be that I guess.
>That will be $200. Should I schedule you for next week?
Therapy is such a bullshit normie scam. “All your problems are in your head. There’s no way you have real, tangible problems.” As if we don’t live in a physical fucking universe.
I’ve read that therapists and psychiatrists prefer the bored, middle-aged white woman as patients because the therapists makes the same amount of money, but those women don’t have real problems like the dude with schizophrenia or the chick that got diddled by her dad. It’s hard to treat people with real problems, but fat, old white bitches just need to be told to go to a zumba class and drink some juice. Literal toddler problems compared to other problems.
I wanna get one of those dudes who lost their cock to cancer or a botched circumcision (because those dudes have legit 70% sewerslide rates) and have them go to therapy. Just to see what the retard therapist says. Flipping through his self-help book trying to find a way to “think positively” enough to grow your fucking cock back.
Try talking to a therapist about circumcision (I never have, but I know dudes that did), and watch that dude’s/bitch’s 6 years of training in empathy and understanding fly out the window. They’ll get aggressive, insult you, say it’s all in your head, “I circumcised my son, and he loves it.”
>Just get over it. So somebody chopped off half your cock. Big whoop.
Therapists are just normies at the end of the day, as dull and stupid as any other normies.