Subhuman Niceguy
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Back in the year 2016 I was a suicidal wreck. Therefore, I was training like a maniac for the race war/incel uprising, because I was ready to go ER on my entire office in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2.
So one night, I am running sprints at my favorite trail, and understand that this was around 10pm, I thought I was alone. I sat down at a bench to rest for a moment, and a normalnigger who looked to be in high school randomly walks up to me.
“Playing Pokémon GO, huh”, he asked.
“Yeah”, I lied.
And then the normalnigger walked off into the night chasing Pokémon!
So one night, I am running sprints at my favorite trail, and understand that this was around 10pm, I thought I was alone. I sat down at a bench to rest for a moment, and a normalnigger who looked to be in high school randomly walks up to me.
“Playing Pokémon GO, huh”, he asked.
“Yeah”, I lied.
And then the normalnigger walked off into the night chasing Pokémon!