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Would you join a bandit gang if you were in Skyrim?

Clavicus Vile

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They be raping foids so I probably could ascend that way. And I’d already be poor anyways, might as well be a bandit, beats being a scrubby farmer or logger. Plus since you’re with a group you have power in numbers. And banditry in Skyrim really pays good coin.

I’d say I wouldn’t be strong enough to be a bandit, but there’s plenty of foid bandits in the game and I’m confident that I could overpower the average foid.
 
They be raping foids so I probably could ascend that way.
Clavicus Vile
 
They be raping foids so I probably could ascend that way. And I’d already be poor anyways, might as well be a bandit, beats being a scrubby farmer or logger. Plus since you’re with a group you have power in numbers. And banditry in Skyrim really pays good coin.

I’d say I wouldn’t be strong enough to be a bandit, but there’s plenty of foid bandits in the game and I’m confident that I could overpower the average foid.
If I were in skyrim I'd become a necromancer
 
Imagine knowing magic and not becoming a serial rapist
 
I don’t think the life expectancy would be very high in that profession
 
I would, But you’d probably be fucked if you run into the Dragonborn.
 

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