Would any of you even be ready to have sex if you got the chance?

[Crustaciouse]

Let's say you randomly got the chance to have sex with a girl, would you be ready, do you have any condoms? Lube? Viagra in case you can't get a boner?
I only have some condoms that I bought a few years ago and never used for obvious reasons.

 

[malakai]

Yesterday I was at a prostitutes apartment complex. Ready to fuck. I’m on a 2-year dry spell

I chicken out and go to her fridge while she’s changing. Rub sauce on my face and say I have a nose bleed, run out apartment
It’s ogre

 

[Zielony4]

Yesterday I was at a prostitutes apartment complex. Ready to fuck. I’m on a 2-year dry spell

I chicken out and go to her fridge while she’s changing. Rub sauce on my face and say I have a nose bleed, run out apartment
It’s ogre

Damn. Prostitutes? I'm definitely not paying for sex. I don't think that was what the original question implied to.

 

[Dekim]

I don't care condoms as i'm not settling for anything but bareback. I've tried lube for fapping, and i hated it. On the other hand... i should cary some viagra lol.

 

[IronMike]

no, I prone masturbate, my dick is so desensitized I wouldn't be able to climax

 

[Crustaciouse]

Damn. Prostitutes? I'm definitely not paying for sex. I don't think that was what the original question implied to.

Implying if you have the necessary things for sex such as condoms and lube.

 

[KyloRen]

I bought condoms once, I felt like a tough guy paying for them. Opened one up to see what it's like. Threw the rest away at the end of the semester. It's been years since then. Whenever I'm in a store I always avert my eyes from where the condoms are sold, I die a little inside seeing the stands empty (and therefore in use).

I've been condomless for 3 years now. If the opportunity arose to have sex, I would not be ready.

 

[whogivesafucc]

i would get a huge panic attack, no.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

no, I prone masturbate, my dick is so desensitized I wouldn't be able to climax

me too, ive noticed like half of the people who post here do this too, including vman, maybe its something linked to inceldom loool

 

[IronMike]

me too, ive noticed like half of the people who post here do this too, including vman, maybe its something linked to inceldom loool

It feels so good dude. We're probably making ourselves sterile.

Gotta stop for at least a year and see if thats a mental cause for my inceldom

 

[Crustaciouse]

i would get a huge panic attack, no.

Me too, I can't even talk to a female that I like without shaking and going red, I can't imagine actually getting to have sex.

 

[Crustaciouse]

me too, ive noticed like half of the people who post here do this too, including vman, maybe its something linked to inceldom loool

The reason we masturabte so much is because we are incels so we aren't getting any sexual contact, the masturbation isn't causing our inceldom.

 

[YunGandUgly]

My friends started carrying condoms at 14, I haven't bought one yet(21)

 

[whogivesafucc]

My friends started carrying condoms at 14, I haven't bought one yet(21)

holy fuck that is premium ER-fuel right there

 

[Earthbound]

I'm ready to fuck nao. I even contacted an escort 2 weeks ago, but she ghosted me the day we were supposed to fuck, and I had everything ready to fuck too :rage:

 

[Crustaciouse]

I'm ready to fuck nao. I even contacted an escort 2 weeks ago, but she ghosted me the day we were supposed to fuck, and I had everything ready to fuck too :rage:

It might be fate trying to tell you that your not meant to fuck.

 

[Earthbound]

It might be fate trying to tell you that your not meant to fuck.

Naw naw naw, I plan to one day get an escort 100% for sure guaranteed. The bitch was in Mexico, so I may go to Vegas to the bunny ranch and just fork out +1k for the sex. I can't die a virgin.

 

[Grotesque]

Sex with a condom is terrible. Don't do that.

 

[Dry Spell]

Yesterday I was at a prostitutes apartment complex. Ready to fuck. I’m on a 2-year dry spell

I chicken out and go to her fridge while she’s changing. Rub sauce on my face and say I have a nose bleed, run out apartment
It’s ogre

You rang?



Also that's embarrassing, but I'm impressed a prostitute invited you to her apartment.

 

[Crustaciouse]

Naw naw naw, I plan to one day get an escort 100% for sure guaranteed. The bitch was in Mexico, so I may go to Vegas to the bunny ranch and just fork out +1k for the sex. I can't die a virgin.

How hot was the Mexican prostitute, did she have a big ass?

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

females always carry condoms from the last chad they fucked anyway

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

Yesterday I was at a prostitutes apartment complex. Ready to fuck. I’m on a 2-year dry spell

I chicken out and go to her fridge while she’s changing. Rub sauce on my face and say I have a nose bleed, run out apartment
It’s ogre

if ur not joking thats fucking hilarious

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

My friends started carrying condoms at 14, I haven't bought one yet(21)

neither, pure sui fuel

 

[Earthbound]

How hot was the Mexican prostitute, did she have a big ass?

IDK man, they hardly show their face. One of the bitches I contacted was this slut

Fkn lol she wanted me to pay half before we met and me being blackpilled I didn't trust her. Never trust a hoe. So I said naw and she was like "ok" and then I contacted another one. She is one of the very few who actually showed face.

 

[Crustaciouse]

IDK man, they hardly show their face. One of the bitches I contacted was this slut

Fkn lol she wanted me to pay half before we met and me being blackpilled I didn't trust her. Never trust a hoe. So I said naw and she was like "ok" and then I contacted another one. She is one of the very few who actually showed face.

Why are they not showing face? Isn't that standard protocol for prostitutes?

 

[Earthbound]

Why are they not showing face? Isn't that standard protocol for prostitutes?

I think because of shame that a friend or family member may see them on the site. Prostitution is legal in Mexico but not many women are whores like her who post ads on the site to fuck escorts.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I am not a degenerate, therefore I would turn down femoids approaching me for sex.

 

[Weirdcel]

There's nothing to it tbh. Literal animals can do it. You kiss her, get hard and penetrate the fuck out of her.

 

[BlkPillPres]

no, I prone masturbate, my dick is so desensitized I wouldn't be able to climax

What the hell is "prone masturbate"?

 

[uninstall]

What the hell is "prone masturbate"?

he has glued his hand to his dick

 

[malakai]

No I’m not joking. Fuck my life

 

[IronMike]

What the hell is "prone masturbate"?

its when you lay stomach down on a surface and hump it until climax

 

[Captvic]

I'm 24 and I've never even held a condom in my hand just lol

 

[KyloRen]

its when you lay stomach down on a surface and hump it until climax

Dude I find myself doing that when I wake up and haven't fapped in a long time.

 

[IronMike]

you have to stop man, its turning your dick into mush. In the event you escape inceldom you won't be able to feel the pussy, apparently

 

[KyloRen]

In the event you escape inceldom

Kek. There's a higher chance of an asteroid wiping out life on Earth than that. Also GRBs, and what not.

 

[HARDONTHOTS]

Dunno if i would even last long. I can only jack off for 5 mins before wanting to cum

 

[BlkPillPres]

its when you lay stomach down on a surface and hump it until climax

Its a really shitty and pointless practice then because that isn't as enjoyable and just masturbating normally (did it before once, really crappy, no control, orgasms are weak, clean up is hard, etc). Also kinda seems like the ultimate cope to your subconscious mind, like you are trying to trick it into thinking you are actually fucking someone lol.

Anybody here ever try masturbating, but while standing, it actually makes the orgasm stronger, feels way better than when sitting down. its somewhat more difficult to get close to the point of climax, but once you get there normal masturbation doesn't come close, your whole body is shaking, especially your legs, its like you can feel it reverberating throughout your entire body.

 

[Newbie17]

Its a really shitty and pointless practice then because that isn't as enjoyable and just masturbating normally (did it before once, really crappy, no control, orgasms are weak, clean up is hard, etc). Also kinda seems like the ultimate cope to your subconscious mind, like you are trying to trick it into thinking you are actually fucking someone lol.

Anybody here ever try masturbating, but while standing, it actually makes the orgasm stronger, feels way better than when sitting down. its somewhat more difficult to get close to the point of climax, but once you get there normal masturbation doesn't come close, your whole body is shaking, especially your legs, its like you can feel it reverberating throughout your entire body.

Can confirm. Masturbating while standing makes orgasm much more intense than when sitting or lying down for example. At least that is my experience.

 

[VST]

I never even bought or put on a condom, so no.
Also I haven't shaved downstairs in over 2-3 years.

 

[Enigmatic]

Yeah. I have practice thanks to escortcelling.