Discussion Would you be ready of sex ?

[Friezacel]

I know this will never happen but hypothetically speaking. Lets say you have a chance to ascend with a foid and the moment of truth is coming. Would you be ready and fearlessly do the deed or would you be afraid and paranoid that you would fail ?

I personally would be scared as shit. The foid probably tried every sex position that exists, fucked with experienced guys and has high expectations of her future sex partners and then there is me who never saw a foid naked.

 

[Nate Dogg]

I wouldn't know where to put it

 

[KING NOTHING]

Just take energy drinks and viagra, your instincts will do the rest.

 

[Friezacel]

Just take energy drinks and viagra, your instincts will do the rest.

Energy contains caffeine which isnt exactly known for being relaxing

 

[Immolator]

I have phimosis, so I physically can’t.

 

[Cryotron]

i would do it but i feel like i would feel ashamed after it for bad performance

 

[KING NOTHING]

Energy contains caffeine which isnt exactly known for being relaxing

You need high energy for good performance. Would help if you have good stamina too.

 

[Friezacel]

You need high energy for good performance.

True but on the other side being relaxed can help to remove or at least reduce the anxiety

Would help if you have good stamina too.

I always had terrible stamina

 

[anandkonda]

Just take energy drinks and viagra, your instincts will do the rest.

 

[a45nder]

i shit myself idk if i even have the stamina

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

don't know unless it happens, which it never will, so there's no point in speculation. I'd like to think my animal instincts would take over.

 

[starystulejarz]

Nope i'm over 30 i can't even jerk off in my onahole since my dick just go flaccid after few secs. I can only cum with my hand. Foids broke me they should give me reparations. Viagra probably would help a lot.

 

[Friezacel]

YES I WOULD BE READY, I WOULD PUT MY DICK INSIDE HER VAGINA IN MISSIONARY, AND DO THE MOVES, GOING IN AND OUT, THEN I WILL CHANGE POSITIONS GOING ON DOGGYSTYLE MODE, THEN I WOULD CUM ON HER ASS, THEN I WILL MADE HER CLEAN UP. THEN I WOULD TAKE SOME SHOWER, THEN I WOULD CUDDLE WITH HER, THEN I WILL SLEEP WITH HER, THEN I WILL WAKE UP WITH HER GIVING ME BLOWJOB, THEN SHE WOULD RIDE ME, THEN I WOULD TAKE MY COCK OUT THEN CUM ON HER FACE, THEN I WILL MADE HER CLEAN UP, THEN I WOULD TAKE SOME SHOWER , THEN I WOULD START TOUCHING HER BOOBS AGAIN, THEN I WOULD TITTYFUCK HER, THEN I WOULD EDGE WITH HER TITS FOR 1 HOUR, THEN I WOULD CUM ON HER BELLY, THEN I WOULD TAKE A SHOWER. THEN I WOULD POST ON THIS FORUM THAT I'VE FINALLY ASCENDED.

@Sneir

 

[Friezacel]

Same I'm too lazy to cure it, I cured it before but it came back again it's pointless because we're not gonna get laid anyways

Could a condom solve the problem if the phimosis isnt too strong ?

 

[Friezacel]

Nope i'm over 30 i can't even jerk off in my onahole since my dick just go flaccid after few secs. I can only cum with my hand. Foids broke me they should give me reparations. Viagra probably would help a lot.

Brutal EDpill

Do you take any medicine ? I had once temporary ED because of a medicine i took

 

[starystulejarz]

Do you take any medicine ? I had once temporary ED because of a medicine i took

Nope no medicine except antihistamine for allergy and a couple of natural remedies for anxiety for sleep.

 

[Friezacel]

Nope no medicine except antihistamine for allergy and a couple of natural remedies for anxiety for sleep.

Did you try not using them and seeing if it cures your ED ?

 

[Repulsive123]

I'd hump till i coom like a dog in heat

 

[starystulejarz]

Did you try not using them and seeing if it cures your ED ?

Nah i don't care anymore since i won't get laid anyway i have zero energy i want to LDAR till death. I only use lavender oil to fix my balding hair but that's it.

 

[sewerwater4]

I don't have the stamina and am too insecure.

 

[zerozerozero]

i am READY to upside down throat fuck a noodlewhore right NOW

 

[zerozerozero]

I have phimosis, so I physically can’t.

just stretch your foreskin theory

 

[SupremeGentleCel]

Of course, why else would i Fantasize about fucking girls

 

[Chuddington]

I wouldn't know how to initiate it but from there I'm ready to fuck the shit out of a whore.

 

[slavcel11]

i wouldn't be able to get up i imagine, too used to my hand and my erection is nothing to write home about, only when there's some really damn good porn

 

[TheCatMan]

I'm just so horny even if I was nervous I'd want to get it over with.

 

[SubhumanGamer]

I would bust in 30 seconds

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

I would bust in 20 seconds

 

[NorthernWind]

I wasn't created for sex. Myopia, very ugly, small dick.

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

I'd probably be ok at it, nothing special tho

 

[Morphine]

Fuck no I'd be terrible and she won't even look back at me then, none of us would enjoy.

 

[outcastgymcel23]

I wouldn't know what do

 

[I used to wake up]

A hooker once offered me sex, I started to shake and got a adrenalin rush.

 

[PURE ANUS]

it's like 50/50 sometimes im able to hold 10 minutes, or 1 minute.
i dont think it would go well.
im too abused and retarded

 

[SupremeAutist]

Nope I'd be nervous about being shit at it.