WHY wasn't I breatfed?

[D. B. Gooner]

Whining thread. Fuck my 6 tooth Charlie Kirk smile.

I never smile. I try not to talk. When I do talk I do it without opening my mouth too much. I just look retarded. There is an ridiculous amount of space between my cheeks and my teeth. I can't do anything about it. Every single day I get a mental breakdown because of it. I can't take it.

Wasn't breastfed ONE SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE. How could my mom, a doctor, POSSIBLY think that some dogshit formula would compensate for that??? I had issues all my childhood, constant fevers. ALL AVOIDABLE.

 

[minimaltz]

i wonder how did she manage to become a doctor

 

[D. B. Gooner]

i wonder how did she manage to become a doctor

How do you think? They're the biggest retards on this planet. I can somewhat even respect politicians for cucking people, cops for bullying people, armymen for being serial killers, but doctors? 0 redeeming qualities. Absolute scum of the earth.

 

[VanGobbel]

How could my mom, a doctor, POSSIBLY think that some dogshit formula would compensate for that???

She was selfish

 

[Rapemaxxer]

Shit nigga I have the exact same issue

 

[D. B. Gooner]

Shit nigga I have the exact same issue

Have you tried proper tongue posture bro? It's your own fault. Make sure to put duct tape over your mouth while asleep.

 

[Caesercel]

I have vague memories of being breastfed

 

[D. B. Gooner]

I have vague memories of being breastfed

It's that euphoric huh?

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

im so hungry. I need to suck on a blond girls tiddies to make up for the lack of breastfeeding during my first few years of life

 

[D. B. Gooner]

im so hungry. I need to suck on a blond girls tiddies to make up for the lack of breastfeeding during my first few years of life

I had breastmilk cravings for a while, but drinking raw cow milk quelled them.

 

[abrahamlarpwys]

marpe

i have the same problem exactly narrow mouth aswell?

 

[D. B. Gooner]

marpe

i have the same problem exactly narrow mouth aswell?

I'm 23 so I'd likely need sarpe. But having screws drilled into my upper jaw while I literally don't even use deodorant because I find it "unnatural" would be odd. I'd be dependent on painkillers for a while. It also misaligns your mouth to the point where some people can't even bite down after having it completed. Also the stretching of your jaw comes at the price of bone density loss.