Serious Why is it that literally absolutely nothing ever works for me, anyone else on the same boat

[Sleigher]

Bro, for dandruff, try this shampoo, or put ACV or coconut oil
Bro, for dark circles, just drink more water and get more rest, or put a cream
Bro, to whiten teeth, use these strips
Bro, to get bigger forearms, buy the gyroscope

OMG it worked!!
Everyone, even those with nothing to peddle, hypes the fuck out of it online and then when you try it, even for an extended period of time, you get literally 0 fucking results

Is it because I already have decided in my head it won't work, and it doesn't

Mind over matter, boyos! TeeHee!

 

[Deleted member 18214]

They will always say that you didn't do it for long enough etc jfl

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

gyroscope

 

[Perseus]

Literally nothing can make my dark circles go away, i've had them since childhood i don't even notice them.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

i think those are all scams tbh, none of them do anything "big"

doing lots of swishing and pulling with coconut oil will improve your oral health and tooth coloration, but the effect is slight, not anything "big"

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

you just dont try hard enough sweaty

 

[mylifeistrash]

i think those are all scams tbh, none of them do anything "big"

doing lots of swishing and pulling with coconut oil will improve your oral health and tooth coloration, but the effect is slight, not anything "big"

white strips are peroxide gel

that's the only somewhat safe method for whitening teeth. they certainly work

 

[azakhan]

Same, I feel like I'm living in fucking matrix where 99% of people IRL or on the Internet are literal bots or shills. What the fuck.

 

[Akkadian]

Genetics is the reason

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

To get bigger forearms, just be Mileena

 

[mcfroggy]

Same, I feel like I'm living in fucking matrix where 99% of people IRL or on the Internet are literal bots or shills. What the fuck.

Exactly, I tried so many products for my skin conditions, and it only made it worse. The best I can do is maintenance. The chicken skin creams gave me wrinkles on my arms and legs, chemical exfoliatiants and even professional peels just irritated my skin, and by the time I tried so many things my moisture barrier is beyond fucked and dehydrated no matter what I do. So now I have disgusting smile lines like a 40 year old. Dermatologist didn't care at all when I told her about my probs, just prescribed the next thing on her list. No one wants to help subhumans look better not even paid professional.

 

[FukFeminism]

Nothing good really happens to me

 

[BlkPillPres]

Bro, for dandruff, try this shampoo, or put ACV or coconut oil
Bro, for dark circles, just drink more water and get more rest, or put a cream
Bro, to whiten teeth, use these strips
Bro, to get bigger forearms, buy the gyroscope

OMG it worked!!
Everyone, even those with nothing to peddle, hypes the fuck out of it online and then when you try it, even for an extended period of time, you get literally 0 fucking results

Is it because I already have decided in my head it won't work, and it doesn't

Mind over matter, boyos! TeeHee!

Why is it you are trying to hopelessly improve your looks rather than build wealth?

 

[Sleigher]

Why is it you are trying to hopelessly improve your looks rather than build wealth?

Bro I'm gonna become so GL that people will pay me for looking this good
Sugar mommas already lining up

 

[Deleted member 21770]

Why is it you are trying to hopelessly improve your looks rather than build wealth?