Why I think Satanism is so cringe

[thespanishcel]

Tbh it's not because I'm a Christian or I think their religion is evil or degenerate. It's because tbh most Satanists don't even believe in Satan and are just militant atheists trying to be edgy and provocative. LaVeyan Satanism (the most popular one) is more of a life philosophy than an actual religion and it's pretty harmless but calling yourself Satanist and then being atheist seems kinda pathetic to me. It feels like you just like the aesthetic (red and black color, inverted pentagram, inverted cross, Baphomet, etc.) and triggering old evangelical boomers who are the only ones offended by it. Because from what I've seen most zoomers associate Satanism with being a soyjak redditor so for them it's not offensive anymore.

On the other hand if you're a theistic Satanist who sacrifices chickens in the name of your dark lord or whatever you believe in, at least you're not a poser and I respect that I will think you're crazy but still better than the other bunch.

 

[blackbabooneykiller]

I think their religion is evil or degenerate

 

[Ci Jey]

Most satanists have better morals and are far better persons than most christcucks, kikes and muzzies btw

 

[GeckoBus]

Tbh it's not because I'm a Christian or I think their religion is evil or degenerate. It's because tbh most Satanists don't even believe in Satan and are just militant atheists trying to be edgy and provocative. LaVeyan Satanism (the most popular one) is more of a life philosophy than an actual religion and it's pretty harmless but calling yourself Satanist and then being atheist seems kinda pathetic to me. It feels like you just like the aesthetic (red and black color, inverted pentagram, inverted cross, Baphomet, etc.) and triggering old evangelical boomers who are the only ones offended by it. Because from what I've seen most zoomers associate Satanism with being a soyjak redditor so for them it's not offensive anymore.

On the other hand if you're a theistic Satanist who sacrifices chickens in the name of your dark lord or whatever you believe in, at least you're not a poser and I respect that I will think you're crazy but still better than the other bunch.

look into cake of light, very tasty treat satanists eat

 

[Redbeard7]

Satanism isn't nearly as Satanistic as Nazism in our Western post-WW2 cultural mythology.

Think about what would generally get you into more trouble: shouting "HEIL SATAN!" in public or shouting "HEIL HITLER!"

 

[EngelCallDell19]

Most satanists have better morals and are far better persons than most christcucks, kikes and muzzies btw

moralcuckery is why any religion is absolute dogshit.

Tbh it's not because I'm a Christian or I think their religion is evil or degenerate. It's because tbh most Satanists don't even believe in Satan and are just militant atheists trying to be edgy and provocative. LaVeyan Satanism (the most popular one) is more of a life philosophy than an actual religion and it's pretty harmless but calling yourself Satanist and then being atheist seems kinda pathetic to me. It feels like you just like the aesthetic (red and black color, inverted pentagram, inverted cross, Baphomet, etc.) and triggering old evangelical boomers who are the only ones offended by it. Because from what I've seen most zoomers associate Satanism with being a soyjak redditor so for them it's not offensive anymore.

On the other hand if you're a theistic Satanist who sacrifices chickens in the name of your dark lord or whatever you believe in, at least you're not a poser and I respect that I will think you're crazy but still better than the other bunch.

i agree, most satanism is just middle schoolers being retards. laveyan satanism is no better than christendom, riddled with moral and agecuckery, satanism is genuinely no different than any other dogshit imaginary religion.

 

[zerozerozero]

yeah its really soy and cringe

 

[ArcticAngel]

LaVeyan Satanism was heavily influenced by Libertarian philosophy and individualism which zoomer redditors would hate.

 

[NT_huntER]

Tbh it's not because I'm a Christian or I think their religion is evil or degenerate. It's because tbh most Satanists don't even believe in Satan and are just militant atheists trying to be edgy and provocative. LaVeyan Satanism (the most popular one) is more of a life philosophy than an actual religion and it's pretty harmless but calling yourself Satanist and then being atheist seems kinda pathetic to me. It feels like you just like the aesthetic (red and black color, inverted pentagram, inverted cross, Baphomet, etc.) and triggering old evangelical boomers who are the only ones offended by it. Because from what I've seen most zoomers associate Satanism with being a soyjak redditor so for them it's not offensive anymore.

On the other hand if you're a theistic Satanist who sacrifices chickens in the name of your dark lord or whatever you believe in, at least you're not a poser and I respect that I will think you're crazy but still better than the other bunch.

I think Satanism is strange, because it is basically just another part of Judaism just like Christianity.

I mean, both Christ and Satan are Judaist characters. Why would i support either of them, if im not a Jew?

 

[NT_huntER]

Most satanists have better morals and are far better persons than most christcucks, kikes and muzzies btw

I agree, but Satanism as a religion is still cringe, just like Cucksianity.

 

[Infamie.Belgrade]

On the other hand if you're a theistic Satanist who sacrifices chickens in the name of your dark lord or whatever you believe in, at least you're not a poser and I respect that I will think you're crazy but still better than the other bunch.

Finally, us Sevenfold Way-cels get some respect

 

[supersoldier]

It's because tbh most Satanists don't even believe in Satan and are just militant atheists trying to be edgy and provocative

 

[Balding Subhuman]

It comes off as being an edgy teenager, that's for sure.

 

[dOOmerbOI]

then you havent heard about 09A.

Order of Nine Angles - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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[based_meme]

Satanism, like others have said, is mostly LaVeyan satanism, which is atheistic hedonism with an individualistic moral of self-worship. They call themselves moral and upright (top KEK), but they only live to serve themselves and their own pleasures.

The real threat is Luciferianism, which is what many world leaders of business and politics in Europe, Americas, and elsewhere in the world practice. That is the literal worship of Lucifer, and it involves ritual rape and murder, primarily of orphan children - nightmarish, inhuman stuff.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I also think that satanism is cringe tbh but I can't deny that it is true

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

laveyan satanism is just hipster objectivism tho and is retarded

 

[JucheApologist]

yeah its really soy and cringe

 

[KingOfInceldia]

Satanism is a lifestyle for cringey, intolerable leftists that hate God because God hates them for their Degenerate and amoral beliefs.

Satanism and the Church of Satan (with Anton Lavey JFL) is really a lolzcow front for the truly evil, wicked, disgusting Luciferians that would run the world. (Illuminati, Freemasons, any Jew)

A man who calls themselves a Luciferian is one you need to watch out for

 

[FuckYou]

 

[Starfish]

666

 

[Sloth.Belgrade]

 

[smegma producer]

agree, i just like metal music and mythology and the occult, could never believe that shit. but i must say, old devil designs are great

 

[FuckYou]

agree, i just like metal music and mythology and the occult, could never believe that shit. but i must say, old devil designs are great

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does he shit out of that bottom mouth?

 

[copemaxx9002]

 

[smegma producer]

does he shit out of that bottom mouth?

shit and eat

 

[wastedcodeine]

All religion is cringe

 

[DarkStar]

"Satanists" are either genuinely mentally ill people(not the normie meme term, genuine deranged folks) and/or just extremely edgy atheists who want to trigger people and/or play into a niche for whatever reason.

 

[Neucher.Belgrade]

No non edgelord calls himself a Satanist

 

[based_meme]

"Satanists" are either genuinely mentally ill people(not the normie meme term, genuine deranged folks) and/or just extremely edgy atheists who want to trigger people and/or play into a niche for whatever reason.

The former are Luciferians. The latter are members of the satanic temple or the church of satan.

Both can easily be mentally ill, however.

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Hail satan all day

 

[Karakol96]

I dislike it as much as any religion

 

[Fuck Jews]

On the other hand if you're a theistic Satanist who sacrifices chickens in the name of your dark lord or whatever you believe in, at least you're not a poser and I respect that I will think you're crazy but still better than the other bunch.

Word

 

[Emba]

Finally, us Sevenfold Way-cels get some respect

The neinfold way is better

 

[faded]

Most satanists have better morals and are far better persons than most christcucks, kikes and muzzies btw

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