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Why i relate to hyenas

Witchy_hyena

Witchy_hyena

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1.Male hyenas are born into a matriarchy where the strongest male is lower in rank then the weakest female and if youre a weak beta mela in a hyena clan they either kill you or push u out to find another clan in which u may have a chance if you can prove yourself cause they want diff strings of dna but if u cant prove urself u best just be a lone wandering hyena waiting to get ur neck snapped by a lion
2.they are smaller then lions and could get killed easily by them yet they are not afraid and taunt and mock the lion and even have greater biteforce and more stamina then a lion they refuse to back down
3. Dumbass normies see them as dumb cowards and vermin for daring to fight mr chad lion while they are very crucial to the eco system and are way smarter then other animals and are very crude and brave
 
Np brocel, but there are a lot of autistic postmaxxers here like @FastBananaCEO so don't worry about it.
Im not postmaxxing lol i only post a thread when i feel like i have something to say and i just kinda told why i picked this username cuz it relates to my inceldom
 
Nice bro. Except they are pack animals and Incels are not. (Except for here)

I once met an African chief that bragged about catching a hyena! I gave him shit about it and he wized me up quick!

He had too get it because if he didn't it would kill members of his tribe... Then he mentioned how he got the heart and liver for his skill and quick actions.

(He caught it with a rope!) With a team of spearmen... They cooked it that night and had a feast... Yup.

He was the only English speaking member of his tribe using a cell phone as internet...
 
Nice bro. Except they are pack animals and Incels are not. (Except for here)

I once met an African chief that bragged about catching a hyena! I gave him shit about it and he wized me up quick!

He had too get it because if he didn't it would kill members of his tribe... Then he mentioned how he got the heart and liver for his skill and quick actions.

(He caught it with a rope!) With a team of spearmen... They cooked it that night and had a feast... Yup.

He was the only English speaking member of his tribe using a cell phone as internet...
Dats what i mean tbh i have 3 incel friends irl but they they dont wanna say they are but ik they justcas blackpilled as me and yes here i dont wanna be weird but i see u as my pack of hyenas . as example were seen as vermin while we are a legit part of the world and atleast we are brave maybe crude but for real and thruthfull . we stand behind what we believe in and we dont back down like the other sub5 men who choose to be cucks instead
Nice bro. Except they are pack animals and Incels are not. (Except for here)

I once met an African chief that bragged about catching a hyena! I gave him shit about it and he wized me up quick!

He had too get it because if he didn't it would kill members of his tribe... Then he mentioned how he got the heart and liver for his skill and quick actions.

(He caught it with a rope!) With a team of spearmen... They cooked it that night and had a feast... Yup.

He was the only English speaking member of his tribe using a cell phone as internet...

And humans need a pack too we cant survive alone we are socially oriented by default dats also a reason why us incels sought Our home here imo
 
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Dats what i mean tbh i have 3 incel friends irl but they they dont wanna say they are but ik they justcas blackpilled as me and yes here i dont wanna be weird but i see u as my pack of hyenas . as example were seen as vermin while we are a legit part of the world and atleast we are brave maybe crude but for real and thruthfull . we stand behind what we believe in and we dont back down like the other sub5 men who choose to be cucks instead


And humans need a pack too we cant survive alone we are socially oriented by default dats also a reason why us incels sought Our home here imo
Congratulations!

That's beautiful bro!
 
Yeh glad u understand why my name is witchy hyena and why i made this post now
Very cool bro!

I tried to befriend my few local Incels but they are either too damaged (twitchy) or too bluepilled (pseudo normie) or too busy (over employed) to be very friendly.
 
They are ugly like u
 
Very cool bro!

I tried to befriend my few local Incels but they are either too damaged (twitchy) or too bluepilled (pseudo normie) or too busy (over employed) to be very friendly.
I knew mine since highschool we were all fucked for life so we bonded lol
They are ugly like u
Yes also
 
seems pretty cucked to identify with that animal ngl
 
seems pretty cucked to identify with that animal ngl
Nah u just dont know shit bout hyenas and im not identifying to the extent of being a furry lol
seems pretty cucked to identify with that animal ngl
And identifying with wolves is too fking mainstrem
 

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Brutal what happends to bm hyenas
 
Seems legit
But then again hyenas are predators and kill weaker prey. Kinda chadlike tbh
 
Seems legit
But then again hyenas are predators and kill weaker prey. Kinda chadlike tbh
They go after the same prey as lions . lions kill with fast sprinting . hyenas kill with chasing their prey for miles on end and then maybe have a pack of lions terrorize and steal it from them . nothing chad bout hyenas
 
female hyenas have vagina dicks
 
Tbh I love going on YouTube and watching hyenas rip the shìt out of their prey and eat them alive.
 
I personally relate more to turtles, given how isolated, vulnerable, and passive they can be.
 
Grayfish are pretty close to incels too tbh
 

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