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Theory My theory on why foids are genetically closer to hyenas than humans.

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As we all know foids all have a innate hypergamous nature and a way to manipulate the people around them for benefit. However doing a recent study on animals for college i have come up with a theory on why foids are actually all hyenas.

As we all know foids are hypergamous, manipulative and like to be in control. And there is a group in the animal kingdom which closely fits all these things. Hyenas. Judt like hyenas foids sleep around and take control of the herd to benefit their friends which also do the same. The same way hyenas cackle and mistreet the males is very similar to the way modern day foids behave day to day.

Key Behavioral Traits of Female Hyenas:Matriarchal Dominance: Females rule the social structure (clan/pack) and dictate social order.Hyper-Aggression: Females are more aggressive and roughly 10% larger than males, a trait driven by high androgen levels in utero, which increases survival chances.Strict Social Hierarchy: Clans,, often described as highly intelligent and complex, are organized around a strict hierarchy.Lifelong Bonds: Females remain in their natal clan, developing strong social networks with relatives.

Similar to them foids travel in groups and dominate the sex and dating world forming bonds with other foids and typically having a tight night friend group the same way hyenas get agressive is the same way they act with their friends commonly seen as the fat friend. When in reality there is no fat friend all of them are obese foids who deman stuff.

Another key trait foids and hyenas share is traveling in groups and attacking in groups we all have seen in school years or bars the moment a man from our community gets a bit of confidence a group of 3~5 foids syart to make fun, joke and cackle on about said man. They resort to psychological intimidation known as the pack effect. Hyenas becuse theyre small attack in groups to intimidate their prey dimilar to how foids gang up on vulnerable men.


Third post here hope. you guys like it.
 
As we all know foids all have a innate hypergamous nature and a way to manipulate the people around them for benefit. However doing a recent study on animals for college i have come up with a theory on why foids are actually all hyenas.

As we all know foids are hypergamous, manipulative and like to be in control. And there is a group in the animal kingdom which closely fits all these things. Hyenas. Judt like hyenas foids sleep around and take control of the herd to benefit their friends which also do the same. The same way hyenas cackle and mistreet the males is very similar to the way modern day foids behave day to day.

Key Behavioral Traits of Female Hyenas:Matriarchal Dominance: Females rule the social structure (clan/pack) and dictate social order.Hyper-Aggression: Females are more aggressive and roughly 10% larger than males, a trait driven by high androgen levels in utero, which increases survival chances.Strict Social Hierarchy: Clans,, often described as highly intelligent and complex, are organized around a strict hierarchy.Lifelong Bonds: Females remain in their natal clan, developing strong social networks with relatives.

Similar to them foids travel in groups and dominate the sex and dating world forming bonds with other foids and typically having a tight night friend group the same way hyenas get agressive is the same way they act with their friends commonly seen as the fat friend. When in reality there is no fat friend all of them are obese foids who deman stuff.

Another key trait foids and hyenas share is traveling in groups and attacking in groups we all have seen in school years or bars the moment a man from our community gets a bit of confidence a group of 3~5 foids syart to make fun, joke and cackle on about said man. They resort to psychological intimidation known as the pack effect. Hyenas becuse theyre small attack in groups to intimidate their prey dimilar to how foids gang up on vulnerable men.


Third post here hope. you guys like it.
Im sorry for any spelling mistakes i wrote this in a rush.
 
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dnr but i agree
 
As we all know foids all have a innate hypergamous nature and a way to manipulate the people around them for benefit. However doing a recent study on animals for college i have come up with a theory on why foids are actually all hyenas.

As we all know foids are hypergamous, manipulative and like to be in control. And there is a group in the animal kingdom which closely fits all these things. Hyenas. Judt like hyenas foids sleep around and take control of the herd to benefit their friends which also do the same. The same way hyenas cackle and mistreet the males is very similar to the way modern day foids behave day to day.

Key Behavioral Traits of Female Hyenas:Matriarchal Dominance: Females rule the social structure (clan/pack) and dictate social order.Hyper-Aggression: Females are more aggressive and roughly 10% larger than males, a trait driven by high androgen levels in utero, which increases survival chances.Strict Social Hierarchy: Clans,, often described as highly intelligent and complex, are organized around a strict hierarchy.Lifelong Bonds: Females remain in their natal clan, developing strong social networks with relatives.

Similar to them foids travel in groups and dominate the sex and dating world forming bonds with other foids and typically having a tight night friend group the same way hyenas get agressive is the same way they act with their friends commonly seen as the fat friend. When in reality there is no fat friend all of them are obese foids who deman stuff.

Another key trait foids and hyenas share is traveling in groups and attacking in groups we all have seen in school years or bars the moment a man from our community gets a bit of confidence a group of 3~5 foids syart to make fun, joke and cackle on about said man. They resort to psychological intimidation known as the pack effect. Hyenas becuse theyre small attack in groups to intimidate their prey dimilar to how foids gang up on vulnerable men.


Third post here hope. you guys like it.
high effort thread tbh, ppreciate the effort put into it, dont have much to add tho. Human society is indeed giga matriarchial not the opposite when you actually look at it without bullshit glasses
 
As we all know foids all have a innate hypergamous nature and a way to manipulate the people around them for benefit. However doing a recent study on animals for college i have come up with a theory on why foids are actually all hyenas.

As we all know foids are hypergamous, manipulative and like to be in control. And there is a group in the animal kingdom which closely fits all these things. Hyenas. Judt like hyenas foids sleep around and take control of the herd to benefit their friends which also do the same. The same way hyenas cackle and mistreet the males is very similar to the way modern day foids behave day to day.

Key Behavioral Traits of Female Hyenas:Matriarchal Dominance: Females rule the social structure (clan/pack) and dictate social order.Hyper-Aggression: Females are more aggressive and roughly 10% larger than males, a trait driven by high androgen levels in utero, which increases survival chances.Strict Social Hierarchy: Clans,, often described as highly intelligent and complex, are organized around a strict hierarchy.Lifelong Bonds: Females remain in their natal clan, developing strong social networks with relatives.

Similar to them foids travel in groups and dominate the sex and dating world forming bonds with other foids and typically having a tight night friend group the same way hyenas get agressive is the same way they act with their friends commonly seen as the fat friend. When in reality there is no fat friend all of them are obese foids who deman stuff.

Another key trait foids and hyenas share is traveling in groups and attacking in groups we all have seen in school years or bars the moment a man from our community gets a bit of confidence a group of 3~5 foids syart to make fun, joke and cackle on about said man. They resort to psychological intimidation known as the pack effect. Hyenas becuse theyre small attack in groups to intimidate their prey dimilar to how foids gang up on vulnerable men.


Third post here hope. you guys like it.
bunch of non-sequitur... I don't think you understand what the word "genetic" means but ok,,,
next post: why foids are genetically closer to bees than humans !!!
 
I don't know why so many people are disagreeing, this is well written and correct.
 
As we all know foids all have a innate hypergamous nature and a way to manipulate the people around them for benefit. However doing a recent study on animals for college i have come up with a theory on why foids are actually all hyenas.

As we all know foids are hypergamous, manipulative and like to be in control. And there is a group in the animal kingdom which closely fits all these things. Hyenas. Judt like hyenas foids sleep around and take control of the herd to benefit their friends which also do the same. The same way hyenas cackle and mistreet the males is very similar to the way modern day foids behave day to day.

Key Behavioral Traits of Female Hyenas:Matriarchal Dominance: Females rule the social structure (clan/pack) and dictate social order.Hyper-Aggression: Females are more aggressive and roughly 10% larger than males, a trait driven by high androgen levels in utero, which increases survival chances.Strict Social Hierarchy: Clans,, often described as highly intelligent and complex, are organized around a strict hierarchy.Lifelong Bonds: Females remain in their natal clan, developing strong social networks with relatives.

Similar to them foids travel in groups and dominate the sex and dating world forming bonds with other foids and typically having a tight night friend group the same way hyenas get agressive is the same way they act with their friends commonly seen as the fat friend. When in reality there is no fat friend all of them are obese foids who deman stuff.

Another key trait foids and hyenas share is traveling in groups and attacking in groups we all have seen in school years or bars the moment a man from our community gets a bit of confidence a group of 3~5 foids syart to make fun, joke and cackle on about said man. They resort to psychological intimidation known as the pack effect. Hyenas becuse theyre small attack in groups to intimidate their prey dimilar to how foids gang up on vulnerable men.


Third post here hope. you guys like it.
water is wet
 
Dnr + wtf
bunch of non-sequitur... I don't think you understand what the word "genetic" means but ok,,,
next post: why foids are genetically closer to bees than humans !!!
 
Well everyone has an opinion
 
Foids are Foids. Water.
 

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