While Neeting, how carefully do you release a potential Shart

[Norville Wood]

Laying in bed , surfing, it's not a huge deal if a fart transforms into a shart.

But first sign of a wet whistle I scramble out of bed, and into the shower.

 

[weaselbomber]

Burgercel thread

 

[Norville Wood]

Burgercel thread

Sorry to be gross, but, seriously, farting is a pretty routine aspect of Neeting

While depressed I put off shits until I have to.

Use a piss bucket in the room.

 

[Trident]

last time i shit myself while farting was like 12 years ago

 

[RandomGuy]

My toilet broke.

 

[MediumDiploma]

degeneracy.

 

[Findlebert]

What are you eating dude?