Which users will ascend sooner or later

[unique_freak]

You'll ascend to heaven via heart attack

Why do you think that I am going to have a heart attack?

 

[MillionBashStream97]

I'm convinced @MillionBashStream97 @SoycuckGodOfReddit and @OutcompetedByRoomba will ascend

Have been hearing that since I was 15, m8
"You are so sweet", "So polite", "Good friend", "So Unique and funny".

26 now, and still don't know what a kiss is.
People said I looked 30 years old when I was 18, and heard every different variation of the word "Ugly" there is.

Not gonna happen. Unless I meet someone that cares about personality.

Which:

 

[Caesercel]

Since I am not balding at the age I am, that means I am low t. That is worse

I would take white hair over this anyday. And I think I'm low t too so its just complete trash

 

[Gendocel]

Probably most of the mods lol.

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Absolutely brutal man, i heard foids prefer older men though

 

[Speedycakez]

Will I ascend then?

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Good point
Don't know if you're interested in waiting things out for a good sexbot like I am, maybe I'm being delusional but it's a nice cope for me

Not for me... Stuff that would make me satisfied is someone doing something out of their own free will.

A foid wanting to hang out with me, because she WANTS to. Wanting to fuck me, because she WANTS to.
A sexbot is doing it, because she was literally built for that.
A human escort is doing it, because that's her job.

Anything that isn't that (Free will actions), I feel apathetic towards. It wouldn't even be a cope.

But I do see myself going to a escort at some point in my life... I don't want to pass 30, without knowing what a pussy feels like...

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Completely understandable, invitation is open to visit me and my robot waifu in 20 years

Thank you Don't think I will be alive in 20 years, but who knows.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

I suppose almost all born after 2000. Most of them are just whining and waiting for it to happen.

 

[Lonelyaf96]

Can’t remember any usernames but there's a couple of users that posted their pics and will obviously ascend eventually.

Not me
View: https://imgur.com/a/0L6uE3r

 

[Potential Rapist]

Not me
View: https://imgur.com/a/0L6uE3r

Brutal

 

[Antifem Lord]

Me nigga

 

[cerv04]

@inceloser

 

[LifeMaxxer]

I don't know I'm a "tallfag" I've tried gym maxxing, skin care, etc none of that helped I tried coping the redpill for so long before I realized you need a combination of both looks and height I'd rather be good looking than tall

What is your height

 

[LifeMaxxer]

If we analyse every .is users who has ascended we can probably predict which fakecels are polluting this forum with their presence and ban them back to reddit. No love for anyone who succeeds and leaves truecels back in the dirt.

Youve only been here for 2 days baboon. How would you know who past fakecels were

 

[Lonelyaf96]

Youve only been here for 2 days baboon. How would you know who past fakecels were

Lurking is a thing

 

[Backpaincel]

I'm gonna ascend... by the ceiling soon.

 

[Nosecel_]

What is your height

6'1 my problem is 3/10 face

 

[Backpaincel]

Not me
View: https://imgur.com/a/0L6uE3r

aryancel

 

[Epedaphic]

Me

Spoiler

 

[Backpaincel]

Me

Spoiler

based

 

[Lonelyaf96]

aryancel

I’m ok with that

 

[Backpaincel]

I’m ok with that

mogs me for real

 

[Lonelyaf96]

mogs me for real

I highly doubt that

 

[Backpaincel]

I highly doubt that

leanmaxxed you'd be a brad

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Race is not the most important factor. It's not even the second most important factor .

Height>face>race

t. coping ethnic

 

[Pill Warden]

I don't know I'm a "tallfag" I've tried gym maxxing, skin care, etc none of that helped I tried coping the redpill for so long before I realized you need a combination of both looks and height I'd rather be good looking than tall

 

[Speedycakez]

yes speedycakezz

My name has a z less than you usually give it dyslexicel confirmed?

 

[Soulflayer]

Anyone with low post count who talks like a normalfag

 

[nico1]

JoinedSep 23, 2023 Posts1

and?

 

[PersonalityChad]

All mods will ascend

 

[Loner94]

Who knows it's a lottery at this point