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When a roastie approaches me I be like...

Sparrow's Song

Sparrow's Song

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Roastie: Hiya!  I'm Stacy, I don't think we've met before. 

Me: Greetings! I am King Incelomon of The Kingdom of Incelrael. 

Roastie: Hahaha what's that? Why are you being silly?

Me: I must inform you madame, that I do not consume beef or pork, therefore I have no interest biting down on the roast beef sandwich between the legs of a swine. BE GONE YOU UNCLEAN ABOMINATION!

Roastie: WTF? You're a fucking autistic fuckboy. I was just trying to be nice but whatever, nobody is laughing at your gay joke either. 

(Roastie leaves stage, scene ends)
 
Why would a roastie approach you?
 
tehgymcel420 said:
Why would a roastie approach you?

To burn me in front of her friends.
 
and the rest... is silence! <3
 
Zyros said:
cant be serious

Not, it's a joke. I do plan on using that line when I'm lookmaxxed enough to coldly reject females on Tinder dates.
 
Why would you reject a roastie if it approaches you?
 
Sparrows Song said:
Not, it's a joke. I do plan on using that line when I'm lookmaxxed enough to coldly reject females on Tinder dates.

Keep dreaming.
 
[quote="Sparrow']

Dreams are cope.
[/quote]

Dreams are the best cope, legitimately lost my virginity in a dream, best feeling ever too bad I woke up as a virgin sub-human piece of shit.
 
lol a roastie would probably take a photo of me secretly and send it to her retarded friends and laugh.
 
We're reaching new levels of autism.
 

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