When a roastie approaches me I be like...

[Sparrow's Song]

Roastie: Hiya!  I'm Stacy, I don't think we've met before. 

Me: Greetings! I am King Incelomon of The Kingdom of Incelrael. 

Roastie: Hahaha what's that? Why are you being silly?

Me: I must inform you madame, that I do not consume beef or pork, therefore I have no interest biting down on the roast beef sandwich between the legs of a swine. BE GONE YOU UNCLEAN ABOMINATION!

Roastie: WTF? You're a fucking autistic fuckboy. I was just trying to be nice but whatever, nobody is laughing at your gay joke either. 

(Roastie leaves stage, scene ends)

 

[tehgymcel420]

Why would a roastie approach you?

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Why would a roastie approach you?

To burn me in front of her friends.

 

[Zyros]

cant be serious

 

[Hunter]

and the rest... is silence! <3

 

[Sparrow's Song]

cant be serious

Not, it's a joke. I do plan on using that line when I'm lookmaxxed enough to coldly reject females on Tinder dates.

 

[ilieknothing]

Why would you reject a roastie if it approaches you?

 

[Framecel222]

Not, it's a joke. I do plan on using that line when I'm lookmaxxed enough to coldly reject females on Tinder dates.

Keep dreaming.

 

[jagged0]

Keep dreaming.

THIS x1000

 

[Sparrow's Song]

THIS x1000

Dreams are cope.

 

[jagged0]

[quote="Sparrow']

Dreams are cope.
[/quote]

Dreams are the best cope, legitimately lost my virginity in a dream, best feeling ever too bad I woke up as a virgin sub-human piece of shit.

 

[LynchingTriHards]

lol a roastie would probably take a photo of me secretly and send it to her retarded friends and laugh.

 

[Deleted member 306]

Is this a joke?

 

[Richard spencer]

We're reaching new levels of autism.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

@FallenPrime

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Ye