
Sparrow's Song
Violent Convicted Chomo
★★★★★
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2017
- Posts
- 13,413
Roastie: Hiya! I'm Stacy, I don't think we've met before.
Me: Greetings! I am King Incelomon of The Kingdom of Incelrael.
Roastie: Hahaha what's that? Why are you being silly?
Me: I must inform you madame, that I do not consume beef or pork, therefore I have no interest biting down on the roast beef sandwich between the legs of a swine. BE GONE YOU UNCLEAN ABOMINATION!
Roastie: WTF? You're a fucking autistic fuckboy. I was just trying to be nice but whatever, nobody is laughing at your gay joke either.
(Roastie leaves stage, scene ends)
Me: Greetings! I am King Incelomon of The Kingdom of Incelrael.
Roastie: Hahaha what's that? Why are you being silly?
Me: I must inform you madame, that I do not consume beef or pork, therefore I have no interest biting down on the roast beef sandwich between the legs of a swine. BE GONE YOU UNCLEAN ABOMINATION!
Roastie: WTF? You're a fucking autistic fuckboy. I was just trying to be nice but whatever, nobody is laughing at your gay joke either.
(Roastie leaves stage, scene ends)