what's your incel checklist?

[smugbitchpng]

for instance mine is roughly:
short
extremely fat
balding in early 20's (and white so i can't pull off being shaved bald like any tyrone)
extremely bad bone structure/just flat out ugly as sin
bad acne
bad acne scars
terrible teeth
small penis (not "small," like 4 inches tops and thin you 5.5 normie faggots)
maybe not super appearance related directly, but very low testosterone

i'm probably repressing some other things so i didn't write them, but that's about it physically

 

[PersonalityChad]

Existing

 

[andinocel]

Mine:

• Short
• Genetically predisposed to retain a lot of body fat. I do workout intensely and watch what I eat regularly, but it's a Sisyphean task and I regain it back with one day of cheating
• Went balding early (I keep it shaved)
• Extremely shy and quiet
• Receding chin, weak jawline and big nose
• Latin American Mestizo. When people look at my phenotype, it just conveys "third worlder", "poor", "stupid" or "possibly arrived here illegally"

 

[_wifebeater_]

Existing

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Mine:

• Short
• Genetically predisposed to retain a lot of body fat. I do workout intensely and watch what I eat regularly, but it's a Sisyphean task and I regain it back with one day of cheating
• Went balding early (I keep it shaved)
• Extremely shy and quiet
• Receding chin, weak jawline and big nose
• Latin American Mestizo. When people look at my phenotype, it just conveys "third worlder", "poor", "stupid" or "possibly arrived here illegally"

1. Shorty 5.5ft Manlet
2. Point 2 of yours. Cushingoid features after being given the wrong fucking medicine. Central obesity but skinny arms. Skinny fat leading to Mr potato style figure.
3. Skeletal degenerative condition. Linked to point 2.
4. Little to no muscle mass. Linked to point 2.
5. Disproportionate body size. Stunted hands and feet. Linked to point 2.
6. Subsistence earner ontop of caring for relatives. Hardly go out if ever.
7. Lonely, isolated and friendless.
8. Trying to studymax in spare time but exhaustion from workmax causes alot of anaemia.
9. Suffers from anaemia feeling tired nearly all the time - genetic abnormalities
10. Prone to procrastination etc.
11. Extremely shy, anxious, scared and withdrawn in any social setting or any new social setting. Etc
12. Suffers from facial thrush in which I've always got red cheeks although I use nizoral shampoo and cream it still never goes.
13. Was a neet through my twenties through circumstances beyond my control. Playing catch up now.
14. Very boyish looks. Not taken seriously by women as potential romantic partners.
15. Short penis. 5.5 inches when erect by 4.75 inches.

Tbh ngl its far too depressing listing them all for me.

Existing

16. Mild scoliosis.

In b4 SJW foids & soy boys call us self pitying assholes all because we're stating the facts.

Stating the facts now is hateful apparently.

What a time to be alive mofos.

 

[Aleus]

1. I look like a stick figure. I have very narrow shoulders, hips, arms, legs et cetera. I even have a narrow face. I just look awkward.
2. I'm extremely introverted and I mostly avoid any social interactions and events. However, once I'm home alone on a Friday night, I long for a social life. On rare occasions where I have the courage to join a social event, I get extremely depressed at the sight of happy people my age who naturally love socializing. I end up going home and crying myself to sleep.

 

[FlyFace]

1. Bad eye area(Squint, bags under eyes, big uncommon looking irises)
2. Loss of muscle on left side of face
3. bad teeth structure.. like my teeth haven't grown correctly, bottom teeth are too wide and inset, while my top teeth are too narrow and outset, only my molars at the back of my mouth fit together.. basically I have to suck my bottom lip into my mouth to stop from drooling, but my bottom lip is basically swollen from being sucked into my mouth all the time
4. Foid thighs. Foid hips. Foid arse. Small ribcage. Knees that are really bad and lack muscle around themselves(which I am trying to get better through gymceling.. it's getting there.. but I doubt they will be at their best ever again... it's also the reason that my lower body looks foidish. I really got fucked in the genetics department)
5. Hit things in anger
6. Can be quite moody when near other people
7. Incredibly beta in public.. to the point where Alphas take advantage of me(roam their eyes over me, slap my back then graze my ass as they take their hand back.. makes me cringe )
8. I have incredibly gay thoughts and fantasies sometimes too.. and I really wish I didn't. The gay community is nothing but a bin full of STDs and STIs so yeah.. I want to stay as far away as fucking possible from such degeneracy.

So I'm just a freakish ugly Beta.

 

[FlyoverState]

Ugly/Balding/Short/YoungAndFeminineFaceAndFrame

nothing more needs to be said. My class build is unbeatable and broken. The loser-ness stat is maxxed out.

 

[KaijuKid]

5ft 3 manlet (Dad and brother massively heightmog me both being over 6ft so this is the worst)
Prone to ache which has left scarring
I constantly sweat
Diagnosed bipolar
Shit teeth (like a typical Brit)

 

[Mainländer]

Balding, acne scars, malformed ears, chinlet, roundish skull with big upper third, skinnyfat (but was already ottermode and it didn't change anything even with approaching along with it).

 

[FiveFourManlet]

- Short
- Framecel
- Lack of masculine brow
- puffy nipples
- depression and bad anxiety

 

[FuckEmAll]

- Thin frame with awkard proportions, think slender man
- Balding, and looks like I have Progeria syndrome when shaven
- Round face
- Shy, social anxiety
- Bad teeth
- High degree myopia
- Loss of hearing

 

[HumanTrash]

-Moobs with puffy nipples
- Fat
-Niggernose
-Low-tier aspergers

Literally, moobs are at the root of most of my problems, I feel too embarrassed to ever take shirt off in front of a foid because of them. I have had them since a teenager but back then it was legit gyno, after that they stayed cause I gained weight when reaching adulthood. Losing weight might help reduce them but I doubt they will be gone for good cause of the nipples puffiness.

 

[Spite]

1. Long midface

nuff said

 

[tehgymcel420]

1. Ethnic
- Curly black hair
- Wide nigger nose
2. Short chin
3. Terrible teeth
4. High inhib
5. Bad anxiety

 

[Deleted member 10531]

for instance mine is roughly:
well, not much you can do
lose weight
this enrages me. Are you seriously so low-IQ you haven't heard of minoxidil? If you go bald, you choose to go bald.
Not much you can do besides surgery
Get it cured
Get them fixed
Get them fixed Pt.2
Not that bad
Gymcel, take testosterone pills (get a prescription), sleep more, etc
i'm probably repressing some other things so i didn't write them, but that's about it physically

Wow, volcel

 

[ColdPillow]

- Short (5'7")
- Big forehead
- Big head
- Small lips
- Narrow shoulders
- Thin wrists
- Size 8 shoe
- Underweight (112 pounds)
- Exposed eyelid
- Mentally ill
- Social recluse
- Poor
- Bad rep from hs
- No real personality

 

[Deleted member 4760]

for instance mine is roughly:
short
extremely fat
balding in early 20's (and white so i can't pull off being shaved bald like any tyrone)
extremely bad bone structure/just flat out ugly as sin
bad acne
bad acne scars
terrible teeth
small penis (not "small," like 4 inches tops and thin you 5.5 normie faggots)
maybe not super appearance related directly, but very low testosterone

i'm probably repressing some other things so i didn't write them, but that's about it physically

short
balding
skinny
wristcel
ethnic

 

[Mik_TFL]

rank bottom 1.97% in the local male market.
There is no particular thing that is wrong with me, it is the combination of lots of small defects that screw me

 

[Juxtaposition6]

-unnatractive face
-subpar body

 

[smugbitchpng]

Wow, volcel

there's no way you're this retarded

 

[Deleted member 10531]

there's no way you're this retarded

says the guy complaining about being bald, JFL @ you

 

[smugbitchpng]

says the guy complaining about being bald, JFL @ you

next time try some solutions that don't require unlimited money

 

[Woody Allen]

1. Short height
2. Glasses (astigmatism too high to wear contacts reliably)
3. Acne
4. Bad teeth after braces (stains)
5. Weight got out of control/prone to being fat
6. Face that isn't handsome
7. Socially awkward
8. Shy
9. Introverted interests (games, non mainstream things)
10. Small penis (4.5 inches erect)

 

[diogenes]

We have these every week.

 

[Deleted member 10531]

next time try some solutions that don't require unlimited money

If losing weight and buying some weights require "unlimited money", then it seems like we aren't living in the same reality.

Acne medicine is cheap, getting your acne scars fixed is a bit more expensive, getting your teeth fixed are easy, depending on how bad they are.

All of this can be fixed in less than a year, provided that you have the mental capacity and the dedication to do so, which I doubt.

 

[diogenes]

I can't be bothered to do this every week. I don't want to forget how subhuman I am either.

 

[lastchancel]

says the guy complaining about being bald, JFL @ you

everything is fixable with enough money. this is not an argument.

 

[Anger]

Oh boy this gonna be good:
>Ethnic
>5'8
>Autistic
>Social anxiety
>Stutter
>Panick attacks
>Long resting face
>Big ass ears
>Big ass kike nose
>Skinnyfat
>Acne
>Brown eyes
>Potato face

 

[Tallcel]

- Seemingly half retarded. Do goofy shit and don't seem like an adult human (even though IQ is well above average)
- Tourettes, so I randomly yell shit out, cringe or twitch when I have a surge through my system or have the slightest level of frustration. Got me kicked out of pussy schools (shrink called me "atypical" Tourettes, whatever that means)
- some OCD. I really have trouble not thinking about things that trouble me, which deterred me from socializing and the potential rejection that comes with it
- Temper issues, like psycho level but never hurt anyone that wasn't trying to restrain me
- Being a giant makes all my outbursts more "scary"
- Paranoid, so I have trouble trusting people - maybe a defense mechanism since I'm too gullible.
- Flabby gut and butt which I can only surmise is due to high cortisol levels. Have the waistline stretchmarks to go with it. I can forget ever being a bodybuilder
- NEET and socially isolated during important years
- Shitty at conversing - long pauses between sentences and trail off. Say shit like "I don't know" a lot
- Scratchy voice from constant phlegm and hocking loogies
- Widow's peak on steroids after having great bangs up to 18
- Oldcel. Why even try anymore? My kids are more and more likely to be retarded each year without sex
- Never fit in culturally. Born and raised in the Southeast but always felt like I would have fit in better in the Northeast or far West
- Crooked Jew nose - probably due to no forehead muscles on right side after getting smashed into a wall corner when I was a kid by a sibling
- Issues with noise tolerance which make life hell - probably misophonia which goes along well with Tourettes and OCD
- Can't grow a full beard but beard is too dark to look fully shaven - constant shadow
- Bad teeth, attributable to my hatred for the taste of toothpaste until it was far too late
- Mouth breather due to deviated septum and nasal clogging

+ Tall
+ Decent frame
+ Moderately good looks in spite of asymmetry and hair loss, but looks diminish whenever I try to make an "expression" and my potato shows. Plus I can't show my teeth which makes smiling awkward

 

[MasterKD]

> Ethnic

> Acne

> Very crippling depression/motivation problems, while I still try but fail

> Framecel

> Nosecel

> Chincel

> Eye area cel

> Extreme voicecel

> History of bullying (with an upcoming revenge)

 

[smugbitchpng]

If losing weight and buying some weights require "unlimited money", then it seems like we aren't living in the same reality.

Acne medicine is cheap, getting your acne scars fixed is a bit more expensive, getting your teeth fixed are easy, depending on how bad they are.

All of this can be fixed in less than a year, provided that you have the mental capacity and the dedication to do so, which I doubt.

a bunch of my teeth aren't even in the right place/not even in line with the actual row of teeth, they're quite horrible, and i don't have dental insurance

also i only listed the physical problems, i do in fact have severe depression and some other stuff that make it a bit less realistic to fix these problems that are, categorically not as easy as you seem to say. if they were, you probably wouldn't be here

also i've been to a couple doctors and my testosterone is about 100 but they've told me i'm too young and should try (and i quote from one doctor) natural remedies, and this was from a legitimate urologist, and it wasn't the only one i went to, i've been trying to get trt and i can't

that and, why are you even here if you think just lift bro! actually works? you have to have seen by now how many guys can get extremely fit and still be completely unfuckable/hideous, you're either attractive or you're not. and i'm not tall so it doesn't matter anyway

 

[Deleted member 677]

Existing

 

[oldcel75]

- 5'6 manlet.
- Severe PTSD.
- "Empty" eyes. People call me the angel of death.

 

[AmeriCel64]

balding in early 20's (and white so i can't pull off being shaved bald like any tyrone)

If it isn't super bad, get those hairline tattoos that BasedShaman has. Might raise your SMV by 0.5 atleast

 

[smugbitchpng]

If it isn't super bad, get those hairline tattoos that BasedShaman has. Might raise your SMV by 0.5 atleast

it's not yet, but fairly soon it's gonna be really bad

and last time i went to the doctor to ask about fin and stuff he told me i can't start since i'm dealing with some bowel stuff (unrelated to weight)

 

[The Abyss]

Balding
Live with parent
Wizard (30+ virgin)
High functioning autism
Social anxiety
Depression
Neet
Weak chin
Poor
High inhibition
Bad eye area (black circles)
Bad skin (black heads)
Bad teeth
Lazy eyelid
Bad social skills
Introvert
History of bullying
Grew up in highly ethnic area so can't relate to typical cultural norms even though I'm in a typical English area now.

 

[youngswedecel]

what i dont got going for me:
>Half-latino, making me look muslim
>Maxilla
>Jaw (a girl came up to me and asked "where is your jawline teehee?")
>Framecel (lank)
>High inhib
>Awkward
>Prey eyes (not saint level)
>Giant lips
>Horrible facial harmony
>Unsymmetric body
>Wide hips
what i got going for me:
>6"2