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What would you do if you won $10M lottery today?

Yerberito

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I would buy a house to live, an iPhone, a new computer, a PS4, like three sex dolls an a bunch of lubricant and start working on my own and save money for travels.
 
I would sit down first.
 
A driver licence and a car.
 
Buy some prostitutes for a couple of years, then rope
 
Dumb amount of money to wake up to
  • Hire a financial advisor and scream at them on the phone wtf to do before I get "suicided"
  • Money maxx into the music industry
  • Start clothing line, probably buyout a brand
  • Some shares of course
  • Gold & silver, 1% in crypto
  • Buy some the rest of the vacant land in the town
  • Buy all my dream cars, SAAB, Levin Corolla, 7 Series
  • Put some money into politics
 
I would quit my job, get surgery to remove my loose skin, maybe some other minor surgeries aswell, nothing major other than the loose skin removal and scar removal and shit.

I would then buy a home, nothing insane like a mansion or anything, just a normal home in a decent low crime rate part of the USA with decent weather and mostly white people and such, and of course properly furnish it with all the optimal and best utilities and such like internet, maybe a good self sufficient/extremely long lasting generator and possibly even a self sufficient food system in case of emergencies so I can save more money.

I would also buy a car that is effecient and lasts a long time, not anything luxurious.

At this point I probably wouldn't be Incel in the slightest anymore, I'd prob spend a very very small fraction of the money on video game related stuff, even if I dedicated a 100k to video games I doubt I'd be able to spend it all on video games.

I'd prob then utilize the several millions I have left on just optimizing my life and future for my looksmatched virgin wife and future family and shit.
 
idk would probably just save it tbh, i dont have much that i want as of now
 
- adopt a young girl to raise as my own and make sure she stays a pure virgin forever
- buy a condo downtown
- buy a new iPhone
- buy a nice car (nothing too flashy
- reserve a plane ticket and go on vacation to somewhere in SEA
- buy a security system to make sure my daughter doesn't do anything sexual or even masturbate
- buy music recording equipment (I love playing piano/guitar)


More stuff too. Probably donate to cancer research to make sure no other incels get colon cancer in the future
 
just a super high quality sex doll and only basic necessities. that way i would conserve as much as possible and become a NEET borderline monk recluse, and not engage with society on any level.
 
-Finish college (in case I end up splurging all the money somehow).
-LDAR in a nice house out in the country (would prefer a one story house, 1980s contemporary architecture, 2,500+ sq. ft, two-three car garage, all luxury yet preferably vintage appliances -- quartz/granite counter tops, checkerboard marble floors in some rooms, would prefer to spend around $700k at MOST on the house (being that since it's out in the country, bills and taxes would be cheap as hell)).
-Buy a bunch of luxury sports cars from the 1980s. Will pay $60k up front at most for one, though.
-Get a ridiculously high Steam level and 10,000+ Steam games.
-Spend a lot of money on retro games.
-Buy more nice clothes.
-Possibly get plastic surgery.
-Invest in Bitcoin or stocks.

And I think even at this point I will still have lots and lots of money to spend. All of the above totals to maybe ~$2 million (at least with the gaming + clothes collecting + plastic surgery + house buying + car buying done up front)? I would love to have $10 million.
 
Surgery
Then go to third world country to ascend
 
  • Buy a home for my mother
  • Buy out and fund a few businesses in order to help maintain income
  • Create a clothing brand
  • Move to Japan 'cus I'm weaboo
  • Flex my money around so that I can get foids
  • Create a company so that I can make my own films, anime, and games
 
Pay off my debts and my dad's debts
 
Buy my way into power and fuck society from the inside
 
Buy multiple high class escorts

Buy a house and a car
Save for trips
Invest the rest and live off the passive income
Enjoy the rest of my life
 
Would buy myself a flat and move out. Get some furniture and i woyld plan my money to stay neet forever.
Get a ridiculously high Steam level and 10,000+ Steam games.
My man:feelsokman::feelsthink:
 
NEET until I die.
 
Jfl at those who'd spend it.

I'd put 9.5M into a 401k index fund.

Use the rest of the money to finish college and flight training (150K).

Give 200K to my parents.

150K put down for a house.


Light work until I'm 30.

Retire.
 
Lock it down for at least a year, so I get time to come to my senses and make good choices.
 
Would buy a house and a nice Mercedes S Class.
 
Nothing. Quit my job probably, but frankly, I don't have much use for money aside from paying bills and buying food.
 
Looksmaxx for sure, investmaxx, and cocaine and prostitutes maxx. Then just drink the days away with hopefully some foids taking care of me. Would be pretty good i cant lie.
 
buy good copes and neet forever
 
I'd move away from the west as soon as possible
 
i would give it all to a cam girl just so I could hear her say my name
 
buy a nuke from iran and detonate it on sydney
 
LDAR and get plastic surgery
Help my friends and family.
 
Investments
and surgeries
 
MW for the ps4, Pokemon for the switch, a good TV and save the rest
 
get more health checkups. hire Personal trainer and gymcel with professional nutritioist and roofer. then go travel to monasteries after a year of gymceling
 
Plastic surgery in South Korea and a car/driver’s license then finish school and start my funeral business
 
Pay off my loans
invest
maybe go back to school
give some to my family
buy a decent house with a indoor gym
escortcel/pornstarmaxxx
 
- adopt a young girl to raise as my own and make sure she stays a pure virgin forever
- buy a condo downtown
- buy a new iPhone
- buy a nice car (nothing too flashy
- reserve a plane ticket and go on vacation to somewhere in SEA
- buy a security system to make sure my daughter doesn't do anything sexual or even masturbate
- buy music recording equipment (I love playing piano/guitar)


More stuff too. Probably donate to cancer research to make sure no other incels get colon cancer in the future
girls jerking off is pretty based tbh
 
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Buy myself an apartment. Invest in stock market and either neet or try to do something productive without having to worry about money.
 
I’d buy a new car, I want the new C8 Corvette.
Also spend the money surgerymaxxing my face and my dick.
 
Buy a shit apt with good internet, live on ramen, coke, and drugs.

Best NEET life
 
A bigger TV , videogames and idk
 
Faking my death and force myself to move.
Losing contact with everyone I know in person, which is just my shitty family I want nothing to do with.

Continue my life somewhere else and hope I have enough to be attractive to someone because I simply have money now.
 

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