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what would you guys do if you won the lottery

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what would you spend all that money on????
 
A PC and idk what else
 
buy a gun and kms
 
I’d buy a house in Tokyo and live there
 
Hookers and cocaine
 
Buy a poor country and rename it to Incelistan.
All and only Incels are welcome.
Free sex dolls and body pillows for everyone.
 
Because I’m a weeb and it’s one of the safest places to live
true you could have quick access to all the anime shit youd ever need
 
Buy a poor country and rename it to Incelistan.
All and only Incels are welcome.
Free sex dolls and body pillows for everyone.
that would be nice which country would you buy tho
 
I would make my money work for me and set up a trust structure. I would then borrow money using the lottery money as collateral while I invest it.

I'd basically would try to live off the interest.
 
1. Buy a house far away from the shitty area I live
2. Hire a guide to seek out @wereq in the humid god-forsaken hell hole that's otherwise known as India.
 
I don’t live in Paris, but yeah, it’s a nice city.
Is it? I was being ironic, I thought it was full of niggers now.
 
Give it all to Master for the funding of .is
 
Whats wrong with Paris? City of love, perfect for the incel!
It's filled with multiculturism (rapefugees), retarded feminists, and there's always a riot like every other day lol.
 
Sex tourism in thailand and other Asian countries
 
what would you spend all that money on????
Depends how much I won from it. I have always wanted to live as a nomad, so if I ended up becoming a billionaire, I'd probably buy a superyacht with a helipad and my own personal cook/maid/captain/etc. that avoid talking to me as much as possible
 
I'd give all the money to the great jannies who keep this website running day 2 day.
 
Island PC and a fishing gear and a boat too and also a custom made kitasan Black sexdoll
oh now that would be nice
 
1. Buy a house far away from the shitty area I live
2. Hire a guide to seek out @wereq in the humid god-forsaken hell hole that's otherwise known as India.
lol you'd really go to India to find him
 
i'd build GF bot in about 3 months
 
Depends on how much the lottery is.

$50k-$100k - Buy a truck and pay off my student loans.
$100k-$500k - Put a big down payment on a house, buy a truck, and pay off my student loans.
$500k-$1m - Buy a house and a truck. Maybe pay off my student loans if I would have enough by then.
$1m-$10m - All of the above, and put a bunch of it in investments.
$10m-$20m - All of the above + spending a shit load on my game collection + "retiring" early, but still working my menial job.
$20m+ - All of the above, except I quit my job and just leech off my own investments and money.
 
I'd buy coke and hookers for all of .is :feelsthink:
 
Move abroad immediately, then figure out how to settle, how to cope and how to manage that amount of money correctly
 
1. Buy some properties in the most optimal places possible (the places with proper climate so I can constantly enjoy sun and tan, get VitaminD, places without much rain and obviously no snow (hate northern european winters having lived in northern europe since my birth) )

2. buy and try all the substances/medicines/hormones/biohacking devices I've ever wanted, to see how I can optimize/max out my body and how far I can ascend and generally see the upper limits of my biology

3. invest like 20% in assets/stocks/crypto/properties so I constantly have flexible investments that can rise and be sold in case something ever happens to the rest of my money

4. do MrBeast types of challenges where I make people do various things, fulfill quests to get paid money

5. give money to groups that influence things in directions I want them to go e.g. politically/socially/culturally/etc.

idk rly about anything else

I've never been into luxury items, I've mostly only wanted resources in my life to use them for PRACTICAL reasons with a reason, I've never liked wasting money on anything fancy other than to cover the bare minimum like a base of somewhat good enough clothes
 
I'd build a home gym
 
Holy shit bro
I would buy a big house, like a 3 or 4 luxury cars and invest the remaining money
since your in Egypt you think you could buy some wifes?
 
since your in Egypt you think you could buy some wifes?
Hell yeah
having 20 million dollars in Egypt is like being on the top of anybody and yeah I can exploit some foids
 
This depends entirely on the lottery jackpot but for arguments sake I'm gonna say i won that 2 billion jackpot and since i live in Canada an lottery winning aren't taxed , I get the complete 2 billion , This is my imagination so sue me. Welp first things first, I'd put $1 Billion ina a private hedge fund that works only for me with all the proper audits an failsafe's so i don't get fucked over, The S&P 500 has returned on average 10% every year for the pass 100 years so let's just say at $1 Billion I'm makin a return of $100 million a year just for having the money, I'd obviously spread the risk through different investments like real estate an shit an not just stick it in all in a ETF.

First thing I'd personally do would be disappear from my local area immediately , disconnect my phone , Delete social media and Book the presidential suite at the 4 seasons. I'd take a nice hot long shower an let the trauma of poverty wash off of me. I'd have to be making phone calls, finding lawyers , accountants. Basically drafting the White Collar dream team, Built solely to protect and grow my wealth. At this stage i'd be booking the first vacation i've ever taken in my life, I'd hire a Milf Hooker who knows what she's gettin into then book the nicest beach villa In Mallorca, Spain. I'd proceed to get out 27 years of virginal rage an sexual frustration out on this poor women, I wouldn't hurt her, Just ravage her like the sex doll she's getting paid to act like. Then once i've felt like i've had enough or get too tired, I'd sit on the beach during the sunset with a margarita and figure out my life. People i wanna take with me an the ones i'm gonna leave behind, I'd struggle with the debate of giving my parents anything at all an probably cave in an buy them a modest house just modest enough to send my materialistic foid mother crazy but not soo modest that shit will be able to complain to other broke family members, I'd set up a trust fund for some of my sisters an set my only brother up for life.

I have alot of dreams and honestly this is gonna sound crazy but if i had $2 Billion i'd probably start a self sufficient Black Pill Village, made up of Incel men who would each get their own home built on the land, depending on the amount of men, each one could get up to a acre, We'd basically have our own food supply, Farms, Wells, manufacturing, Pumbing It would be like living semi off grid except we own the grid. I'd even build up different forms of power generation, buy a cheap old nuclear reactor, Build a hydro dam an have solar fields, build a desalination plant and water treatment center. It would be in the most geographically prime location, Essentially we'd be on our own private town, hopefully with sea access. Once Society an the federal government collapse, we just expand our territory an appropriate any land, assets an resources around us. I Imagine with society collapsing, foids an chads will be at the gates begging to be let in. We'd let the foids who will fall in line in (you know what falling in line means and No feminist) and we'd take the simps in exchange for their labor, basically indentured servitude and the rest stay out their.
 
This depends entirely on the lottery jackpot but for arguments sake I'm gonna say i won that 2 billion jackpot and since i live in Canada an lottery winning aren't taxed , I get the complete 2 billion , This is my imagination so sue me. Welp first things first, I'd put $1 Billion ina a private hedge fund that works only for me with all the proper audits an failsafe's so i don't get fucked over, The S&P 500 has returned on average 10% every year for the pass 100 years so let's just say at $1 Billion I'm makin a return of $100 million a year just for having the money, I'd obviously spread the risk through different investments like real estate an shit an not just stick it in all in a ETF.

First thing I'd personally do would be disappear from my local area immediately , disconnect my phone , Delete social media and Book the presidential suite at the 4 seasons. I'd take a nice hot long shower an let the trauma of poverty wash off of me. I'd have to be making phone calls, finding lawyers , accountants. Basically drafting the White Collar dream team, Built solely to protect and grow my wealth. At this stage i'd be booking the first vacation i've ever taken in my life, I'd hire a Milf Hooker who knows what she's gettin into then book the nicest beach villa In Mallorca, Spain. I'd proceed to get out 27 years of virginal rage an sexual frustration out on this poor women, I wouldn't hurt her, Just ravage her like the sex doll she's getting paid to act like. Then once i've felt like i've had enough or get too tired, I'd sit on the beach during the sunset with a margarita and figure out my life. People i wanna take with me an the ones i'm gonna leave behind, I'd struggle with the debate of giving my parents anything at all an probably cave in an buy them a modest house just modest enough to send my materialistic foid mother crazy but not soo modest that shit will be able to complain to other broke family members, I'd set up a trust fund for some of my sisters an set my only brother up for life.

I have alot of dreams and honestly this is gonna sound crazy but if i had $2 Billion i'd probably start a self sufficient Black Pill Village, made up of Incel men who would each get their own home built on the land, depending on the amount of men, each one could get up to a acre, We'd basically have our own food supply, Farms, Wells, manufacturing, Pumbing It would be like living semi off grid except we own the grid. I'd even build up different forms of power generation, buy a cheap old nuclear reactor, Build a hydro dam an have solar fields, build a desalination plant and water treatment center. It would be in the most geographically prime location, Essentially we'd be on our own private town, hopefully with sea access. Once Society an the federal government collapse, we just expand our territory an appropriate any land, assets an resources around us. I Imagine with society collapsing, foids an chads will be at the gates begging to be let in. We'd let the foids who will fall in line in (you know what falling in line means and No feminist) and we'd take the simps in exchange for their labor, basically indentured servitude and the rest stay out their.
damn that sounds pretty cool and based man i can tell you put a lot of thought into it
 
id buy 10 cars, a place to put them, then return to rotting on the internet like normal
 

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