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Serious Not sure what I'd do even if I got a girlfriend

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If hypothetically, a foid came at my door and wanted to be my gf, I am not sure what I'd do.

I am a full grown man but mentally, I am too childlike to undertake any adult responsibilities. Most people here assume getting a gf will solve their problems, but for me it'll be an added nuisance.

Like, how would I even entertain her? I don't have my own car to take her on drives, I don't have a big dick to satisfy her in bed, I don't have money to buy her gifts, I don't have friends with whom we can party, I am autistic so I can't even engage her in conversations more than minute.

I would be literally clueless.
 
It would leave you for chad anyway
 
It's a good point. I don't use social media, watch the latest streaming shows, use an iphone or keep up to date with the latest trends so, outside of sex there's nothing.
 
if i got a girlfriend it would cause a rip in the fabric of spacetime
 
i would hug her
 
I also feel i have nothing in common or to share with women
 
I don't use social media
This one is quite important too. The first thing normies do when they meet is exchange their socials. If a foid looks at my graveyard instagram, she will know well this guy is... just not right.
 
I don't know how normies aren't insanely paranoid their girlfriends will cheat on them. How can they trust their girlfriend when women have 100 guys lined up in their DMs?

I also honestly think I'd struggle to maintain a relationship. Women are all hive-minded and controlled by whatever jewish slop gets released. We'd have almost ZERO in common unless she was as degenerate as I am
 
I don't know how normies aren't insanely paranoid their girlfriends will cheat on them.
You are underestimating. Normies pretty much fight ALL the time over suspicions of cheating. Lol.
 
If a woman likes you, you don't have to do anything special. You can just fuck her and sometimes go on dates and then ignore her otherwise
 
and thats why you are a truecel.
Truecel Trait: you are incompatible to women at a physical and spiritual level... .
 
It would leave you for chad anyway
it would suffocate from hypogamy overload being around a sub5 for long... .

whos the HTN with the joker cosplay... ?
 
If i had a girlfriend i'd fuck her multiple times a day
 
If hypothetically, a foid came at my door and wanted to be my gf, I am not sure what I'd do.

I am a full grown man but mentally, I am too childlike to undertake any adult responsibilities. Most people here assume getting a gf will solve their problems, but for me it'll be an added nuisance.

Like, how would I even entertain her? I don't have my own car to take her on drives, I don't have a big dick to satisfy her in bed, I don't have money to buy her gifts, I don't have friends with whom we can party, I am autistic so I can't even engage her in conversations more than minute.

I would be literally clueless.
I would feel awkward during intimacy because I am ugly
 
I don't know how normies aren't insanely paranoid their girlfriends will cheat on them. How can they trust their girlfriend when women have 100 guys lined up in their DMs?
Many of them are very paranoid, but they suppress it and lie to themselves. Deep down, they know they're just one of many. That they're just cucks, etc. That's why they love to tear us down. It distracts them from this truth.

Only Chad is truly self-confident. Also because he knows he can replace his girlfriend with another foid at any time.
 
i would hug her
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Because I have small apartment, I'd probably try to have cudding and fucking in bed all day lifestyle with her. Maybe some movies/TV inbetween. I'd pirate all media she wants. And some city & nature hikes. Otherwise, I'd have nothing to offer. If the hypothetically gf leaves, then I'd happy too because the goonfuel memories would last a lifetime.
 

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